1 Reborn In Shameless!?

"I died."

"Yes, I know that's something that's very usually to say but I did die and quite frankly I deserved it. See I wasn't a good man, I was actually quite evil so evil in fact that when the cops caught me they did not hesitate to shoot me dead. I was the world's most wanted man they said, but I rather say I was the most envyed."

"No one had controlled crime like me in centuries, I had the world's economy in my hand and I got it in the most ruthless ways, but unfortunately because of my apparently evil ways I became everyone's worst nightmare and enemy but not that I really cared. When the cops finally found me in one of my many drug warehouses they shot me dead but in those few minutes of me still being alive it hit me."

"Someone betrayed me, and that filled me with rage like no other, but there was nothing left that I could do for I was bleeding out on the ground. If there was one thing that I could do it would be to snort a little bit of the cocaine that was lying next to me in the illegal warehouse or smoke a little weed while the cops celebrated their victory. That's not how life works though hence why I am dead."

"Any questions?" I asked the man in a tuexedo who was sitting uptop on his throne ignoring the screaming and crying of the dammned souls in hell, If I didn't know any better i'd call the man heartless for how many souls were in his home screaming but its not my place to judge seeing as I had a few screamers in my crib as well. I looked at the extremely attractive woman next to his side and blew a kiss at her since she wanted to look at me so much not knowing that it would save my life.

"I like this one Luc." the woman said while twirling her blade and leaning on the throne of the devil.

"Me too Maze, I am quite keen of those with a nice sense of humor." Lucifer said while getting up and stretching his old bones, If anyone else was in my situation they might've been fearful and begging for mercy but not me. I knew I deserved every thing that was going to come my way. The thing about being the world's most wanted man was that you have to realize there is no forgiveness in the things that you do.

"Is there any tv show that you loved to watch Ricky Ford?" Lucifer asked me in his british accent, after hearing that accent and forcing myself not to mock his accent I replied almost immediately, there was only one show that I watched that I related to the most being raised in a very poor family myself.

"Shameless." I told the devil and immediately felt a sensation pulling me in, I looked up at the mam on the throne asking for an explanation with my eyes which he soon gave me after I got fully sucked in to the whirpool of lord knows what.

"Have a splendid life, Ricky Gallagher."