2 Wedding night
Hello I'm back now to complete from where we left of
I was sent off to marry the Queen of the Dragon Empire
Apparently I will only meet her at the wedding day
As soon as I reached the Empires royal palace
I was met with a Cold ice white haired dark blue dressed maide that looked at me with indifference
Her name was Anna
She then led me to my room
It wasn't too luxurious or too plain
But one would expect better for the future Queens Husband
Anna : " I'll send some people later to take your measurements
You can rest until then"
Seig: " Measurements?
For my wedding suit?"
Anna: " For your Coffin"
*Slam*
She said as she slammed the door behind her
Seig: " well she seems nice "
Okay now to enact my plan
Only one Problem
I don't have a Plan
Then only one thing to do...
Freak out
Seig: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAQAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
Fweh that helped
Okay...
That helped...
Now let's use my secret Cheat
Past world Knowledge
Lets see what did great kings, Queens and other rulers did at moments like this
Lets see Marie Antoinette partied to death
Cleopatra commited suicide
Mithridates VI Eupator failed to poison himself
Suicide
Suicide
Suicide
HEY WHAT'S WRONG WITH HISTORYS MONARCHS
WHY IS THIS THE NUMBER ONE JOB THAT CAUSES SUICIDE
Come on
Isn't there a single piece of information to help me here
*knock* *knock* *knock*
Anna: "Good news"
Seig: "DON'T JUST BARGE IN"
Anna: " I knocked"
Seig: " Then at least Wait until I say you may enter
Anyway what's the good news?"
Anna: " an appointment got canceled so we're having your wedding in 5 minutes"
Seig: "...."
10 minutes later
Anna: " sorry for the wait the regular priest and the backup priest committed suicide so we had to improvise"
Seig: "..."
The Queen enters the wedding Hall
When I saw her I only thought one thing
DAAAAAMMNNNN SHE'S HOT
And second she must really like purple
Because that's all she's wearing
????? : "let's get this over with"
Anna: " Yes your majesty Emerald"
Emerald walks in she doesn't look around or at me
She just walks ahead to the Priest
Emerald: "let's get it over with I've got places to be"
I don't know what's worst her attitude or the fact that the room is filled with all the nobles of the kingdom...
And they all act as this is natural
Priest: "we are gathered here-"
Emerald: " Skip"
Priest: " Pardon me?"
Emerald : " You are Pardoned, Skip I already went through this over 30 times"
Priest: "...."
Seig: "..."
Priest : " Do you Eme-"
Emerald: "yes"
Priest: "....
Do you Seig take her as your bride"
Seig : " Do I have any other options?"
*GASP*
For the first time ever everyone in the room reacted in shock
Some were mermering others were frowning
And many were trying to hide a giggle
And I'm pretty sure the Queen gave me a look from the side of her eyes coupled with a smirk
She nods to the old ice maid
Anna: "Sure we can kill your entire Family
Destroy your lands
Then torture you to death"
Seig: Nice...
Beautiful... "
Priest: " so... Do you take her as your bride "
Seig:" yes with extra cheese please "
*Pfft*
I'm pretty sure I heard a laugh somewhere
...
And thats how we became husband and wife...
And after that I was lead to our honeymoon sweet...
Emerald: " go on first... I need to go get my execution sword"
Seig: "...."
This girl actually kills all her husband on the wedding night
I need to figure some out quick or I'll die
She climbs into the bed sheets
Emerald: " you can climb"
She gives a seductive look if I didn't know any better
I'd actually jump
But then I'll definitely die...
Seig: " Umm... No"
She raises her eyebrows in question
Emerald: " what do you need time to know me before doing it"
She smirks
Shit
She's heard that excuse before
And from the way she puts the sword on her hilt
It's obvious that she plans to kill me as soon as I climb to bed she's going to split me in half
Seig: "um... No... I just wanted toooo..."
I look around the room frantically for something that can help me...
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A Book...
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Maybe this will help
Seig: " I want to read you a story"
Emerald: "..."
Seig: "..."
Emerald: " *pfft* that's a new one
Fine
But I'll only accept a story I haven't heard before"
She took the bait
Seig: " Sure no problem
Lets start with a very uncommon story
Snow white"
(that's right b*tch
I got whole world's knowledge with me)
As for why I chose snow-white
Well
WHO doesn't love it
It's a classic
( Ps. Authors note: I hated snow white as a kid
The evil witch gave me the creeps
SERIOUSLY DISNEY)
Seig:" there was once a girl named snow-white
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Magic mirror.....
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7 dwarfs....
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Poison Apple"
Emerald : " so...
What happened after she bit the apple..."
Seig: " then..."
Emerald: " then"
Although she still gives an indefferent look I can tell she's slightly interested
Seig: " then...
Lets continue the story at another day"
Chapter End
