Reverend Insanity: outer path

<p>In a vast chaotic void, a confrontation between two unfathomable beings is <br/>taking place, a male and female unleashing power beyond mortal understanding.<br/><br/>Rob and Roberta: ROCK <br/><br/>Roberta 'increase the probability of Rob choosing scissors to 100%'<br/><br/>Rob and Roberta: PAPER <br/><br/>Rob 'bend the fate of Roberta choosing rock to scissors'<br/><br/> 'It's gonna be draw again like this, no I have had it with your shonen personality, this ends here' thought Roberta knowing that Rob will continue dragging this for another billion years instead of winning and taking the lead to propose her.<br/><br/>Rob and Roberta: SCI-- <br/><br/>" Increase the probability of the hook of my dress coming off releasing my boobs and the cliche where Rob ends up groping them thus ending up with a paper in the end to 100%" loud voice of Roberta could be heard making Rob stunned.<br/><br/>Rob and Roberta: --SSORS <br/><br/>It was over in a moment <br/><br/>Two intense gazes stared at each other <br/><br/>One containing turmoil and fluster <br/><br/>Another a firey passion that threatened to devour the other whole.<br/><br/>Before Rob could apologize and make some excuses Roberta pulled him into a make-out session that lasted for centuries and without giving Rob a chance to once again make a comeback she transitioned the make-out session to a private snu-snu session that continued for eons where she vented all her frustration of the past billion years that she accumulated from the time she became his childhood friend as a mortal till now where they become outer gods with unimaginable power just because she wanted him to take the lead.<br/><br/>Few million years later <br/><br/>" Hey hon, you didn't forget about loser's punishment right," said Roberta as <br/>she lay beside Rob with a crafty glint in her eyes.<br/><br/>"No I didn't" replied Rob with his head tilted to the side still not having the courage to directly look at her.<br/><br/>" Then here is your punishment, you will reincarnate a soul of my choosing, <br/>watch and learn from his life aside from his private sessions you will watch <br/>every moment of his life" while pulling a nameless soul that lived his life boldly from the samsara cycle of some world hoping that Rob becomes bold in their relationship.<br/><br/>And that's how a nameless soul got his chance at a new life.<br/><br/>"So the first is the world and the second for cheat," asked the nameless soul <br/>as looked at two gatcha in front of him<br/><br/>"That's right, now are you ready for the roll," asked Rob still under Roberta's stare.<br/><br/>"Yup" replied the soul rolling the gacha <br/><br/>World: Reverend Insanity (gu world)<br/><br/>Cheat: The oldest one inheritance (details hidden till reincarnated)<br/><br/>' I only know two the oldest one, one from Chutlu mythos and the other from <br/>Lord of Mysteries, I wonder if it's one of those' thought the soul with having no thoughts about Gu world since he doesn't know about it.<br/><br/>"so how do you want to be born, I suggest you choose adult since it will be easier to mix with others," asked Rob to the soul hoping that the soul chose it so he can reincarnate the soul as a mortal who die like ants in the gu world, completing his punishments in just a few years.<br/><br/>"cough"<br/><br/>But before the soul could choose and Rob could rejoice they heard a voice from behind Rob.<br/><br/>"If you choose to be born as an infant, you will also receive a basic information package regarding Gu world from Rob" said Roberta with a sweet smile and a sweet voice making Rob shelve any of his plans for shortcuts to completing his punishment. Just the fact that she didn't reveal about the special adjustment included in the inheritance if the soul chose to be a newborn meant this was just a warning and he shouldn't push his childhood friend's button.<br/><br/>'though now it's childhood girlfriend' thought Rob as a sheepish smile crept up his face.<br/><br/>"I chose to be a newborn" replied the soul but it wasn't just because of the extra package but also because being a newborn gives him more time to adjust, while risky it also comes without any past to be vary off .<br/><br/>"Very well and good luck, now off you go," said Rob sending the Soul to the Gu <br/>the world now sitting in front of a screen that showed a developing fetus with a deadpan expression amidst the melodious giggles of Roberta.<br/><br/>That's how the soul's journey as Fang Zeng started in the brand new World.<br/><br/>A/n: Sadly I started trying again...but this time a chapter-per-day update though I am not sure about the length.<br/><br/>I want to improve my writing to be as close as possible compared to Merry, fanherem, corn bringer, etc. These guys are great so do give your critiques but also add solutions with them or at least some direction.<br/><br/>Also, don't make the comment section toxic...if you don't like the fic simply drop it instead.<br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/><br/></p>