Revenge of the Cannon Fodder (BL)

Xiuran: "You're telling me... I have to complete these insane tasks before I can go home?" System: "For the nth time... Yes." Xiuran: "And if I refuse?" System: "Annihilation." ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- One day, Xiuran woke up and found himself surrounded by lecherous bandits. Struggling to get away, a voice in his mind called 'System' told him to go right. He went right, then suddenly fell off a cliff, directly into the arms of a cold-blooded general. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Male Lead: "Wife-" Xiuran: "Wife, my ass!" Male Lead: "Come, it's cold." - pats bed gently - "Time to make babies." Xiuran: "..." System: "..."