The 50 Commandments of F.E.A.R.

Thou shalt not Murder

Thou shalt not steal

Thou shalt not commit adultery

Thou shalt not listen to unapproved music

Thou shalt not have any tattoos or body markings

Thou shalt not pierce thy flesh

Thou shalt only wear approved jewelry

Thou shalt not backtalk

Thou shalt not curse or swear

Thou shalt not paint thy nails

Thou shalt not dye thy hair

Thou shalt be home by 11 P.M.

Thou shalt only wear approved hairstyles

Thoust woman must wear dresses approved, that are at least to thy knee

Thou shan't plot against F.E.A.R.

Thou shan't ever see the leader of F.E.A.R, ever

Thou shalt read your bible daily

Thou shan't ever try to start a new religion

Thou shan't show affection to the opposite sex till courting/married

Thou shalt memorize National Anthem/50 Commandments by age 7

Thou shan't put others down

Thou shalt have family worship once a week

Thou shalt attend school till 16, then get a job

Thou shalt only watch movies which are approved

Thou shan't have pets without permission

Thou shan't harm yourself

Thou shan't steal from F.E.A.R.

Thou shalt only express thyself by approved means

Thou shan't wear a hood in public

Thou shalt watch all broadcasts from F.E.A.R.

Thou shan't travel unless approved

Thou shalt be neat and proper at all times

Thou shan't keep secrets from F.E.A.R.

Thou must donate $1,000 every month to F.E.A.R. once thy come of age (18)

Thou shan't ever speak against F.E.A.R.

Thou shalt always respect your elders

Thou shalt not participate in role play of any kind

Thou shalt not sing in public

Thou shalt only use approved websites

Thou shalt not wear make-up, unless acting for F.E.A.R.

Thou shalt not have more than two children

Thou shalt not have an abortion

Thou shalt not be homosexual

Thou shalt not name thy children any unapproved names

Thou shalt keep walls clear of unapproved posters, pictures, etc.

Thou shall attend all meetings

Thou shalt not play tag, hide'n'seek, etc.

Thou shalt not commit idol worship, including worshipping crosses

Thou shall sacrifice an animal once a year to pay for sins

Thou shalt Never, ever, Defy F.E.A.R.

Failure to comply with these standards set by F.E.A.R. will result in imprisonment or death. You have been warned.