2 The God's are not Funny at all!

Another memory hit his mind, it was the reality of what had happened before reviving, he remembered ...

....

This was the memory just after he die...

-PUFF, hahaha !! HAAHHAHA !!!

-...

As soon as he was aware and heard a laugh that seemed to come from every direction even from his own mind.

this presence made him feel like a candle that could be extinguished at any moment but apart from that, he felt as if he had a whole well of oil to feed him and don't be extinguished, his current state was somewhat strange.

-hahaha, so stupid!, chopsticks! ... HAHAHA !!

pat-pat-pat

He could even hear himself whipping something because he could not bear to laugh.

-...

he kept silent, he was not for jokes, he knew what he was talking about and that was his death, but the feeling he had was that the one who laughed was more powerful than he could handle.

-HAHAHA ... ugh you were here!?, The best killer? They would not have wanted to say the best comedian !! hahaha!

-... excuse me, what is this place?

-haha, sorry, let me introduce myself first ... ahem hehe ... haha!! I'm sorry it was that I had a lot that did not look something similar ... when it was ... oh! when the guy who killed himself fell into a cylinder fire and hit just in his ass! haha!

-...

Marline doubted the sense of humor of this guy, he did not seem to be compassionate at all.

-You can call me God!!

-..., is it that God someone who laughs at the misfortunes of others?

-Hahaha! but it is so funny, really that was an original way to come here!

-... you say to be a God, but what place is this?

Marline try to ignore this guy and question the place they were.

-Would you call it the sky, the time and space in this place is different from where you come from, otherwise, how could I meet all the people?

-... I see that's why I can not see your presence?

-I exist differently than you, we do not need to go into those details, right?

-well, yeah...

-well let me explain, generally, people when they die, they have a certain Karmic level if their karmic level is low they go to hell to pay for eternity, if it is neutral, that is enough to buy the drink of oblivion and they can return to the earthly world and have a new life like a new sheet of paper...

-I see so that only possibilities, I hope to have more luck next time or go to hell...

-hehe, true indeed your luck from 1 to 10 was -9 it was a miracle to reach your age you know ?! hehe, but the chopstic...

who said to call himself god remembered his death and had the desire to laugh, but being in front of him could contain itself of it.

-Well ...

-oh, you do not seem surprised of your bad luck!?

-um, since I was a child I knew that something like that was a fact if it was not for that reason, how can be possible that all the misfortunes always fell on me?... it must have been fun to see everything from here not?

Marline said with some anger while a sharp look crossed the skies, was a white space the color of a pearl without beginning or end but still directed a look at a specific place.

-..., aehm is part of my work, you know, for every action there is a reaction, it's not like I can make every person happy in the world, before everyone was happy to have bread on their table and not be sick Now everyone wants luxuries and even have a mental satisfaction, it is increasingly difficult to please them, and for every happy person there is another unhappy, it just happened by chance that bad luck accumulated in your person

- a real tragedy ... so I'll go to hell no?

-oh certainly let me explain, apart from going to hell or reincarnate you can go to heaven to end for the infinite of your days in peace! how about?

-...

Marline thought for a moment but ... damn that way to die! he wakes up from his stupidity, be like that palm tree? Fuck him! He was a man, a human! thinking and having dreams was the goal of every man!! leave a decency and a legacy, as you could call a man if nobody would even remember him? worse still pass in the history book of this so-called god, hand in hand with someone who had committed suicide in a failed way!

-do not...

-ugh? ...

the tone of the person who called himself god was of surprise and some anger mixed with nerves, he could detect this in a simple way.

-But, you can rest in peace! which perhaps was not what you wanted? also, there will be more people to accompany you!

-..., in the first place you can have children there? secondly, I am a murderer should go to hell, why is it that you want me to go to heaven? and third, why can I see you're nervous?

-...

at the end of saying this, the atmosphere changed and the pearl white color seemed to change to a gray one and from there to one of a dark gray tone gradually, it seemed as if the air went down several degrees and the pressure was higher.

-MORTAL!,WHAT DO YOU THINK OF GOD?!, DO NOT YOU FEAR THAT I DESTROY YOUR POOR EXISTENCE AND BURN YOU FOR ETERNITY? !!

-...

Marline could not do anything, here he did not need to breathe so he was not afraid to suffocate but the feeling of absolute oppression was something overwhelming, there were no words to describe it, his interior seemed to tell him that if he cried and appreciated the magnanimity of this god, was a possible action and this would end, but someone with an adamantium will like he would do something like that? before the one who laughed at his death at the four winds ?!

the answer was no!

-IN ALL MY YEARS I HAD NOT SEEN A MORTAL SO STUPID !! THOSE WHO DO NOT BOW IN FRONT OF I, ONLY DESERVE TO DISAPPEAR FROM THIS PLANE !!

-...

The pressure was even more horrible and devastating than before, but even so, he did not bow before the self-proclaimed god.

-don't you really surrender and accept my offer? ...

the voice changed to that of a woman he remembered her, it was her voice! the voice of the woman that he will ever remember with a light smile and that little house, but...

-not yet ...

-even if we could meet and spend more days like those?

-...

his heart began to waver but remembered his words.

(Your heart is warm like the sun, do not let the shadows of the negative, cloud your way and stain your heart ...)

his way is true, heaven was not a place for him, nor hell nor earth was a place where he would find the answer to what he wanted.

-sorry...

-..., ah, you're a tough guy, more than I thought ...

-...

the atmosphere returned to the same as before and he heard how the woman's voice changed to that of the mentioned God.

-then you prefer to go to hell?

-..., if so, so be it ...

-tch, I do not like guys like you, you know?

-...

An awkward moment between the two opened and God was the first to break the silence.

-If I could, I would send you to hell, believe me! But ... ugh, your Karmic level is too big for that.

-?, what do you mean with that?

-well let's say that with your actions you changed how things were supposed to go, the threat of bombs in your hands stopped the beginning of the third world war in the change of world powers from the USA to China, according to our numbers were avoided ... 280 million direct deaths and more than 890 million secondary deaths in response to avoiding war and new births in a peaceful environment.

-so?

-Let's say you have extra points just that ...

-But if I do not reincarnate, I'm not going to hell and not to heaven. what am I supposed to do?.

-uff, what do you think if I reincarnate you and your memories intact?

-...only that?

-... did you want more ?!

-I think you're getting something out of all this, right?

-...

No one answered your question.

-at least tell me what the conditions are ...

-I'll let you reincarnate though ... it will not be on earth, after all, if it's know that someone returned with their memories intact, I would lose my job ...

-are you really a god? how many more God's are?

-..., who told you there was only one of us?

-I assumed it since you have such a powerful power and you are so full of you.

-ah, mortals like you will never understand anything about us, limit yourself with your conclusions ..., I certainly have the advantage to be able to finish with a shipment ...

-Oh, are we packages?

-Do not interrupt!, as I said, at the end of a shipment we have a livelihood, according to the quality of this is our profit, you could see hell as a waste of defective products, and if I explain all this is why you could consider yourself a Premium product thanks to your Karmic value.

-...

Marline frowned but said nothing preferred to be treated as a good by a being with an ambition than by an omniscient and omnipotent being.

-so that is why you receive special treatment, you are given the possibility to reincarnate again only this time instead of being in a material plane it will be in an essential plane!

-I do not see the difference in it ...

-for you not much, but for me, it is something outside of our jurisdiction, one could say that it is the gray area for us the God's of order, a place in which it is different rules to these, better said in another universe with similar rules but different foundations.

-I do not understand at all, but ... you said it was like a purchase, right? So my Karma should be like money and allow me to buy something, right?

- nothing like that, it is something that I decide, if I do it, it is by pure good will!

-...

-here are other ways to achieve what you want but you could lose everything, although without risks, not there profits, no?

-... I see where you're going ... so be it, let's bet!

-haha, you understand fast! a god can not offer bets to mortals, but mortals can bet anything!

-I see, from the beginning was that no?

-um! Is not I smart?

-certainly, you are ... (but I am more ...)

Marline said nothing more and smiled a little ...

.....

Marline rubbed his forehead when he remembered this his mind it's blurry but the last of the memory surely piss he off, after that it seemed that his duel had been intense, he could only remember the impact that had existed between them, of conscience and spirit, it had been a duel that would go down in history!.

although of course, it was a Go duel where he had made the god tie for 999 games and had won in the last after remembering the god's ghostly rhythm after that everything was clarified again!

.....

-I see so that way you defeated me, haha to lose against someone who opened his divine conscience is not a shame !, I grant your wish, be the father of a prolific family of renown, have the power to ascend to heaven! It seems simple but at the same time, it is complicated ... uhm I have the way to fulfill all this ...

-well, if possible then I'll be happy with it.

-It will not be an easy road you know? Even so, will you go through it?

-if my life were easy it would be boring ...

-haha, I hope and you can keep your Tsun-Tsun character where you go ...

-I do not know what you're talking ...

-always as square, you really are a boring Mortal, and still achieve incredible things, a pity that I can not see them.

-...

Marline thought it was a favor not to be with him anymore, a portal open under him and made him lose consciousness, he had never seen the face of the god but he knew that it was not to his liking, too sinister for his taste besides a bad comedian

-..., hehe, what a beautiful mortal, I hope and I will not be too impressed by the gift I have prepared for him, hehe, after all, ultimate all those who come here want something similar, a pity that the karma of them rarely reaches that level ... chopsticks ... HAHAHA !!

Even when the acid laughter of the god had been absorbed, it still reached its cloudy consciousness

.....

While he still could not see he thought that the god played a bad joke leaving him blind, but soon he regained his senses and felt his face again although ...

-what the hell...

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