Return of the Magnus

A century after he was summoned as a hero to another world, Kelvin has finally succeeded in returning. Now, it is time to return to his normal life. Right? Abductions? Terrorism? What is going on? "Is this really how my life used to be?" Kelvin wonders. "Yup, and now you are mine!" "Quiet, I'm thinking," Kelvin replies, increasing the gravity on the speaker.