Kicked Out Again
After leaving school and getting ready to go back to my mansion I was greeted with an amazing alert that joys me to remember years after
*ALERT*
*ALERT*
*ALERT*
"Oh my go not this again what's the happening system"
["Sorry Sora it's happening again you need to leave Testament Of Sister New Devil the world is getting ready for the end of the first season"]
'What are you talking about you said we were in the middle of the first season"
["Yes and we were in the middle of the First season however it was the end of the middle of the first season"]
Hearing that veins started to appear on my head and I was gritting my teeth however I started to take deep breaths and I decided to ask one more question "System is DxD done preparing for the Rating Games"
["Sorry Sora DxD is still being prepared for the rating games"]
Hearing this, even more, veins started appearing on my head and I started grinding my teeth and I gripped my hands together creating a fist
Unknown to me my eyes started turning crimson red like the color of blood and my hair started turning white and becoming longer
"Damn it system why the Fuck does this keep happening"
["ALERT ALERT ALERT UNKNOWN COMMAND"]
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["ALERT ALERT HOST PLEASE CHOOSE A ANIME TO GO TO THE SYSTEM IS GOING INTO UPDATE MODE"]
"DAMN IT WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING FINE I NEED TO VENT MY RAGE SYSTEM GO TO THE WORLD AKAME GA KILL"
["Very well Host"] said a machine sounding voice
My entire body started feeling light and I started to float and my vision started to fade just like what happened when I was kicked out of DxD
As my vision starts to come back I see the ship that I'm so familiar with..... Well not actually I have basically only been here for like 20 minutes
["Welcome back host we are on our way to Akame Ga Kill"]
"Ok but who are you"
["I'm basically the system except I'm downgraded the current system is be updated so I'm here as a replacement"] said the Machine sounding voice
"OK how long have I been asleep and why did I pass out"
["20 minutes host"]
"Why is it taking twenty minutes to get to an anime last time it took like one minute"
["Host it is because we are going to a different genre DxD and The Testament Of Sister New Devil are both Ecchi or Fan service and Akame Ga Kill is more of an Action Anime so the distance needed to travel is longer"]
"OK"
I know this probably is a part of the big mystery that is connected to the system however I couldn't give a shit
If those people from those sign in novels can just stay hidden in whatever cave they came from and masturbate themselves to death
then I can just stay where I belong in the anime Echhi And Action genres maybe I would go to some horror animes however no mystery animes unless they have very pretty girls I want to fuck and in the matter of fucking girls HOW COME I HAVENT FUCKED ANY GIRLS YET
I feel like one of those virgin losers that came from earth but I'm not I'm a fucking guy that has Fucked more girls than anyone from that place on earth I HAVE LITERALLY FUCKED MORE GIRLS THAN ANYTHING UNDER THE SUN
Yet I died a virgin because I would shame myself if I had sex with those ugly women However now I have more beautiful women than I have ever had and I'm still a virgin how?
I've concluded that I've just been playing around with the women before like Sona from DxD I could have taken her in the classroom but I didn't
However, just when I was about to screw her I was kicked out of DxD, and in the testament of sister new devil just as I was getting used to the place and start going after girls however the damn system kicked me out again
It's like a powerful being is trying to stop me from sleeping with women however from now on I will take any chance to screw a pretty woman and I have two people in mind in Akame Ga Kill
I think Akame and Esdeath are good choices Akame is a good choice because she is basically what the anime is named after and esdeath is really hot and I really don't wanna choose between the two
They are part of the reason why I wanted to come here but the main reason is that I wanna crush the MC here Tatsumi wasn't it
because when I watch this anime he made me very angry after he left Esdeath I thought he would choose akame because that is how most animes are The main protagonists normally get together however instead of choosing Akame he chooses Mine
Yes he choose the Flat chested bitch that is super annoying and don't think I hate flat chested girls I love girls of all sizes, however, he had two better options and he chooses the one you wouldn't even think was in the picture you know what I'm going to screw Mine right in front of Tatsumi
["Host we have arrived at Akame Ga Kill"]
After hearing that I smiled evilly
Before you start complaining about how some characters are underage and you shouldn't write about a guy screwing them I've magically used the power of the author to make all girls 18 yes how could I think of such a master plan yes praise me
Also, I was really walking on ice as to not start a waifu war
Also, this is a Fanfic of fantasy novels so none of this means anything all of this is written for entertainment purposes