2 Cold Feet

"I really needed to lift heavy with the boys to get my mind off of things." I told buff Harry Potter and Thicc Daddy Thanos as I wracked my weights, "Discovering that I can exist in all universes at the same time really threw me for a loop."

"I don't really understand that bit." Harry stated as he repped out one armed weighted pull ups.

"Essentially, I leave a time stream and re-enter it at near enough to the same time that I essentially never left. Doesn't matter if I was gone for three minutes or three thousand years. So can in theory exist in all universes at the same time, even though it is at different points in my life, making me the Omnigod, but that sounds boring as fuck as their are infinite universes that are boring as fuck. I'd rather just exist in the fun ones as the Demi-Omnigod."

"Back up to the part about you being the supreme god of an entire universe attached to a proto-universe with unlimited resources." Thanos requested as he rested at the bench with his elbows on his knees while looking at his Infinity Gauntlet bedazzled with five Infinity Stones.

"Yeah, the Mists." I nodded, "My armies run through it all the time and productivity is increasing as they chart out the best practices in regards to dealing with that nebulous place. It's dangerous as hell, but that's the way I like it. I actually adjusted it using information from this dimension and now the place produces infinite neat shit from here like adamantium, vibranium, and uru. I also gave it the hook up from my home universe and now have infinite element zero. My technomancy gained some new capabilities as well."

"Infinite… resources." Thanos sighed.

"Yep." I made sure to put some extra pop on the 'p', "And I can adjust the settings of the universe without, you know, six shiny stones trying to kill me for the privilege."

Thanos stood up and threw his Infinity Gauntlet at the ground, "Excuse me, bros. I find myself in need of some time to rethink my path."

"What just happened with Thicc Daddy?" Harry asked after dropping to the floor from his set of pullups.

"Prolly some backstory stuff." I answered and Harry nodded his head in agreement.

"So you have a TV remote that leads to infinite adventures?" he changed subjects with an excited grin on his face.

"Hell yeah, bro." I smiled and pulled out my portal gun.

"What's that fluid in the tank?" he asked while pointing to a small glass jar hooked up to my remote.

"Interdimensional Travel Fuel." I told him, "Hand crafted, locally sourced, gluten free, ethically farmed."

"Why did you add that stuff there?" Harry looked at me skeptically, "You totally sound like you are in pain trying not to laugh."

"It's my jizz, bro." I finally couldn't help myself and broke down laughing.

"Gross, dude." Harry backed away, "I don't want to be apart of any adventures that happen because a dude jizzed in a cup and screwed it into his telly remote."

"Oh yeah, try saying that after I come back here with a team of kick ass Pokémon." I shouted and shot a portal at the floor, dropping me into the universe of Pokémon.

And no, I didn't leave Jack back in Mass Effect when I panicked about seeing Space Momma again after over a century. I didn't hop around my previous worlds looking for new places to travel to while picking up all my previous morphs.

That sounds emotionally irresponsible.

Almost as irresponsible as dropping into Pokémon.

I had barely managed to sink my fangs into a surprised Machamp when a trio of legendary Pokémon materialized around me and blasted we with the strongest banishing spell known to the Omniverse.

"BEGONE THOT!" Dialga, Palkia, and Arceus shouted together, blasting me back through the portal before it even closed.

"So where is this kick ass team of Pokémon?" Harry looked at me expectantly as I picked myself up off the floor after bouncing off the ceiling of Thanos's Gym.

"You remember how Skynet sent Arnie back to kill Sarah Connor so that John Connor won't happen?" I asked my littlest gym bro.

"Yeah." he nodded, "And then Arnie came back to fight the shape shifter."

"I think that just happened to me." I grunted and then flexed hard, causing two new sets of arms to erupt from my back, "But the joke is on them! Cause in a second their time I am going to come back stronger than ever and show them who's the boss!"

I couldn't keep the smile off my face.

After all, turns out the Pokedex is accurate after all.

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New Worlds

Pokémon: (Locked) Machamp

One Piece: Chinjao

Invincible: The Immortal

Bleach: Kensai

Against the Gods: Xia Yuanba

Overlord: The Third Overlord

Dark Souls: Asylum Demon

Fable: Chicken Chaser

Dragon's Dogma: Encampment Cyclops