3 Playing With Myself...

Soooo... where exactly am I.

I don't remember being wherever this is, hey SSF, where in the world am I.

What is this place I feel like im back in the void but for some reason theres this mucky basin of floating water below me.

[SSF Advises: System to stop being a mentally challenged child and to start thinking the SSF is here to help in critical situations I won't be here forever]

Tch such a stingy system within a system, ok, last thing I knew I was in the halls of the palace while mentally screaming in happiness then I hear the SSF congratulating me on the successful integration of my soul with the kids so I must be in the kids soul!.

Wait... Oh god, I must be in the kids soul!

[SSF Analysis: System has taken too long to figure out what an infant would have figured out in a mere second]

[Analysis Result: System fate is truly to die in some ditch]

W-wha, you know what im not even mad I've gotten used to your crap. So first things first what do I do now that I've acquired a host can I talk to him.

[Ding]

[System Hud Initiating]

[Quest Creation]

[Shop Item Creation]

[System Loans]

[3rd Person View Of Host]

[Host Status]

Oh OH, OH!, now this I like, but first before I start playing with myself, I have to know what Im working with is this kid good or not. Wait, how do I choose the options, do I just will it?

(A/N: Yes my dear reader I did make that joke (￣▽￣)ノ)

And just like that a dark blue, semi transparent status board appeared.

[Host Name: Arthur Pendragon]

[Level: 8 (E)]

[Class: Young Nobleman (Bonus: 50% To Charisma)]

[STR: 13, DEX: 17,VIT: 8, INT: 15, CHA: 21]

[Stat Analysis: E+]

[Skills: Basic Swordsmanship (F) ]

[Unique Skills: "Stormy Eyes Of The Venerated Sword Emperor"

[Status: Asleep]

[Inclination: 63]

[Dream: To become a knight]

[Background: Son of a knight commander, the lowest rank noble attainable through chivalrous acts or impressive war feats. Arthur was born the son of a knight and a noble lived a comfortable life but when his mother was raped and killed before his very eyes unable to do nothing lit something in the young Arthurs soul and scarred him forever he vowed to become strong enough so fend for himself.]

[Current World Standard Potential: B+]

[Existential Standard Potential: Non-Existent]

[Overall Summary: A good kid with an acute sense of justice and good talent, nothing more nor less.]

[Fate: To become an Imperial Knight in which after he will tutor the next crown prince and will pass leaving behind a loving family and loyal friends.]

Wow, this is... Good especially for a first time and he seems pretty loaded and he seem to have a unique skill but I dont know what its effect is plus his talent is quite high in this world according to the syste.. ahem* me.

Hmm the kid seems to be sleeping... welp I guess I can play with myself now so lets check out the first option "[Quest Creation]".

[Quest Creation Hud]

[Quest Type]

[Rewards And EXP (Max amount: 20x or 1 Copper level item]

[Punishment On Failure]

[Quest Modifications]

Oh, oh god, now I know by what that god meant... haha... HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH!

The power, the exploits I can pull off, oh yes I can make this kid the strongest in the world in a mere few years who the hell can stop me and this kid...fufufufuufufu..

(10 minutes of maniacal laughter later)

Ok I have to calm down ok next on the list is "[Shop Item Creation]" hmm this seems good, very good just by looking at the option I can already tell that this will be great.

[Shop Item Creation]

[Item Type]

[Level (Max: Iron)

[Stock (According to Level)

(Cost (According To Systems Judgement)

Fufufufufuuf... I can't help but feel giddy inside this kid will be loaded if he sells theses. I'll rule this world soon enough not me but the kid... but still I will have dominant influence over this kid.

(A/N: I repeat, the MC is not a pedophile!)

Ok its time to check the most OP looking option of them all "[System Loans]" if its like what im hoping to be like then this kid will become a god like existence in a matter of days... kukukukuku.

[System Loans]

[Loan Currency (EXP or another Element)]

[Loan Amount]

[Loan Interest Rate]

[Repayment Date]

[Punishment ( Applicable Once Repayment Date Is Passed)]

Kukukukuku, just as I suspected with this, I can make a GOD out of a mortal no one can stop me now from achieving my dreams.

Wait... I don't have any dreams nor aspirations, not even in my previous life what are my drams what is my goal in this life what do I live for do I live for power and influence. What can I live for.. I might sound sappy but its true without a reason to live for why am I even struggling to live why don't I just accept my fate...

Meh I guess I'll have to figure that out later.