They tried circumcising me but my foreskin only grew back stronger. Since then I have been getting circumcised regularly for 6 months. And my foreskin is now stronger than steel. Whenever I am in danger I just pull it out over my body like an outer shell. It is fully bulletproof, fireproof, waterproof and extremely lightweight. I have plans to sell it as a highly rare and resistant material and make millions. Bridges will be made out of foreskin beams and police units will be wearing foreskin vests. I will be living in my foreskin house and bathing in my wealth. I am foreskin man.