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Yes, I do bad things, but I do them well.

I never thought I had such an exciting life, before I heard what people talk about me.

Everyone who knows me can be divided into two groups: those who like me and those who still don't know me.

I'm not sarcastic only when I sleep.

When you stop worrying about what people will say, then you start being yourself.

You are not supposed to like me, because I'm not a Facebook status.

The reason why people don't want to hear the truth about them is because they are afraid that their illusions about themselves might be destroyed.

I love myself more than I love you.

I'm not getting married or pregnant, I'm simply getting more awesome.

I wish that running and I could be friends forever.

I think my fridge will have revenge on me by coming to my room, opening my door, staring at me for 3 minutes and then leaving again.

I came to be on the same side with my inner demons when I stopped fighting them.

If you are going to buy something new- just buy a new personality.

You know that you're doing something wrong when no one hates you.

I'll better fake a smile than explain what I really feel.

An ego is never an amigo.

In 2018 I was rude, bad tempered and obnoxious. In 2019 I plan to be the same.

I please only one person a day and today is not your day. Just as tomorrow won't be your day either.

If you think I have changed, it means you never knew me at all.

The only thing that I do best during class is count how much time has left until the end.

Dear God, I have a huge problem. And it's me.

My mom has the most awesome daughter in the world!

I feel sorry for people who don't know me.

That may help you too: when I'm sad I start to sing. Then I realize that my voice is worse than my problems.

My character is very normal, it's you nerves that are weak…

Oh shit, I forgot to go to the gym today…. And that is already 8 years in a row this happens to me.

Everyone has weaknesses, but I'm not everyone.

I won't change – I was 'being grown' and not 'being adjusted to the opinion of the others".

Only batteries have pluses and minuses. And I'm ideal.

Sometimes I think about all of the people in the world and wonder, why they are so stupid and why I'm not super rich then.

Who can be funnier than I am? Making fun of yourself is the sense of humor that is widely understandable across most nations. At least, when you say funny sayings about yourself, no-one would feel insulted. So go ahead to learn some funny sayings that you can say about yourself.

If someone has told you a great saying or you have thought of it yourself and wouldn't mind sharing it with me