Release That Witch Starring... Deadpool?!

Damn it, Thanos! You used your fucking Space and Time gems on me because I stroked your chin like it was a sleeping baby? Now I ended up becoming an honorable prince in the Middle Ages of Europe. I'm still ugly and my suit is in my knapsack?! I thought this was a reincarnation fan-fiction but hmm... something is not quite right here. Hey author! Smugscholar, that's right. What's going on here? There's what now? B-bitches? Oh, witches. And I'm not on Earth? Monkey balls, that's just great. Roland, a prince regarded as hopeless by his own father and assigned to the worst fief (what's a fief?), spends his time developing a poor and backward town into a strong and modern city (I should build an Avengers Tower here), while fighting against his siblings for the throne (Thor x Loki) and absolute control over the kingdom (anddddd... that's boring). Join Roland as he befriends and allies with witches and, through fighting and even farming, pushes back invaders from the realm of evil. Alright, that last part is just bullshit. Fuck friendships, fuck allies, I just want to get home back to Vanessa. And I'll smack anyone with a Nine Legendary Brick (or something) should they stand in my way. I got the badge already. I'll finish this within the next 5 chapters unless there's a demand. P.S. Per the questioning of some hardcore fans, I have adapted the character of Deadpool™ for the market of Qidian International™. Any similarities or differences doesn't really matter as this is a sub-par fan-fiction done for an online badge. Thank you. P.P.S. Check out the GATE fanfiction. It sure as hell is better than this and hella more suitable for this market. P.P.P.S DONE