Let me do it, grandpa!
When Xu Zhong Kui and Xu Shaoze heard the details from Han Feimo, they were left speechless. To think that there is a dumb person who tried consuming a bottle of Ju Hui Pills.
Then the two as if struck by lightning came to a realization. 'Wait... Isn't that the same thing that happened to me earlier? The f*ck? I'm also that 'dumb' person?... Well, at least I'm not alone...'
"She thought it was a... candy?..."
"Yes! Please Patriarch, save my daughter! I'm begging you... I'll do whatever you want!"
Han Feimo's beautiful face was strained with tears the rim of her eyes turned red. She was already begging for the patriarch's help and give them her promise. When Xu Shaoze heard what Han Feimo said. It was as if he was struck by a lightning, an idea seems to have popped on his mind.
'BA-DUMP'
'Whatever you want!!!' 'Hooray MILF!'
Sounds of beating heart can be heard. Xu Shaoze is extremely excited and nervous at the same time. With the promise of Han Feimo, It is guaranteed that she will do any job without fail. There seems to be a demon whispering on Xu Shaoze's ears. He thought of the pros and con.
The pros will be obtaining a beautiful woman and the con will be the death in the hands of the husband, banished from the Xu Manor and to never step again, and an Immoral rumor from the whole world. Xu Shaoze thinks a little harder and comes up with a decision. He let out a long sigh as if a defeated veteran on the battlefield.
Xu Shaoze's brows were furrowed slightly and his gaze turned gentlemanly like a prince saving the damsel in distress. His eyes revealed worry and pain. Pain from the sight of a girl suffering. He was like a Buddha enlightened and commit to saving all those people who are suffering.
"*Cough* Let me do it, grandpa! I'll save this little girl from her misery. You don't have to put your hands in this matter, I alone should suffice!"
It seems like the pros won in the end after all. Xu Shaoze's mind was filled with the curvaceous body and a big and round buns. Thick thighs and a perky bottom. He was already drooling from his imagination, how could the reality be less amazing!? Of course, it would be more detailed and realistic!
Xu Zhong Kui glared at his grandson. His statement sounded sincere and filled with worry yet the grin plastered on his face blew out his cover. Xu Zhong Kui was so angry that his grandson has an immoral and contaminated mind. He felt he really needed to educate his grandson.
"You brat! What were you thinking!?" Xu Zhong Kui was so angry that his grandson has an immoral and contaminated mind. He felt he really needed to educate his grandson.
"I just want to save the poor girl!" Xu Shaoze looked at his grandpa feeling wronged. 'Can't I save the little girl?'. He pouted and looked at his grandpa in disbelief.
'Save my ass! You just want to abuse the debt of gratitude of a woman!'
"Ehem... Han Feimo, It will be fine! Didn't you know that my grandson suffers the same earlier? Little Long should just exert a martial art exercise to pump out the qi inside her body!"
Xu Shaoze looked at his grandpa in disbelief. He didn't know that his grandpa would sell him out like that. Xu Long, on the other hand, looked at Xu Shaoze like he is a weird creature.
'Are there any dumber person here in the world?'
'Look who's talking.'
The two gazed at each other and coincidentally, they seem to know what's on each other's mind. Suddenly, a man rushed into the room in a hurried and frantic manner. This man is Xu Li, the father of Xu Long.
"What happened!? Are the both of you fine!?"
Xu Li seemed frantic as he threw questions after question. He was anxious to hear that an assassin came and it was from their house's direction so he rushed in without any precaution just to see that his family was fine. He naturally sighed in relief.
He then questioned his wife to what really happened. Han Feimo, of course, explained it to her husband. When Xu Li heard the details, his eyes grew wide and he stared at his daughter for a long time, he then turned towards Xu Zhong Kui and kneeled on the ground. He made a Dogeza posture for begging and asking for a favor.
Xu Long saw the scene happening and she was at loss for words. She then went up and helped her father to stand up while consoling him. "Father, I'm really fine. Look at me, I'm all healthy!" Xu Li doesn't want his decision to be affected when he heard the words of Xu Long. He stared at Xu Long doubtfully.
'Right, why does she seem fine even though she ate so many Ju Hui Pills? Did she just perhaps ate only a single pill?'
Xu Zhong Kui and Xu Shaoze were also shocked by their discovery. Xu Long didn't have the same symptoms Xu Shaoze had a while ago. She should be in pain of feeling bloated from the Qi. However, she seemed natural and kicking.
"Did you just perhaps ate a single pill?"
Xu Zhong Kui asked in a curious manner but then Han Feimo strongly opposed his statements.
"That can't be! This bottle has 10 Pills inside it and it was rolling on the ground empty when I entered the room!"
Then all eyes turned towards Xu Long. Sensing the gaze of the people, Xu Long shook her head furiously. "I'm Innocent! I didn't steal anything!"
"..."
Everyone was speechless by the answer they got. Xu Zhong Kui went up trying to clarify the situation to the airhead.
"Uhh... It's not about stealing the pills. We just ask of you, did you eat all the pills on the bottle?"
Xu Zhong Kui's word was gentle as if he was talking to a newborn child. In return, Xu Long just nodded her head. "Nn! Well, I thought it was candy so I tried a little bit. It was really so sweet and I can't differentiate between a Pill and a candy." Xu Long was looking to the side whistling, her hands on her back as if she was avoiding their penetrative stares.
Xu Zhong Kui's eyes sharpened as a light flashed through his eyes. "Let me check your inner meridians for a bit!" Xu Long willingly complied as she stretched out her arms. Xu Zhong Kui just looked at her questioningly. 'What is this lass doing?'
"Eh? Don't you need to feel my pulse to check my inner meridians or something like that?"
"Why should I check your pulse? You just need to put up your forehead and close your eyes and concentrate!"
"When checking the inner meridian of someone, you need to start at the superior dantian and let your qi flow to the lower dantian and circulate the qi in your whole body. That's what it means to be checking someone's meridians!"
Xu Long felt embarrassed as she awkwardly put away her arms then she closed the distance between her and Xu Zhong Kui and closed her eyes. Xu Zhong Kui lightly tapped the forehead of the little girl and it gave off light.
Qi flowed from Xu Long's head as it circulated the whole body. Xu Zhong Kui didn't find anything abnormal. He just saw a stable foundation and sea of energy. It was so calm that it has no ripples at all!
He was shocked to see a gifted individual who knows the essence of stabilizing the foundation before breaking through a bottleneck so that in the next level, It would be much smoother to progress.
"Nn... Her qi is fine. No abnormalities were found and she has a solid foundation. In short, she wasn't in danger at all!"
Sighs came out after the Patriarch's diagnosis. Many cultivators rushed out to confront the dangers they were in just to find out that a little girl swallowed 10 Ju Hui Pills and it turns out that she wasn't in danger at all! 'Is this a joke? It's not even funny at all!' They all thought to themselves.
"I thought it was an assassin! My time was wasted because of a little girl!"
"Sigh... I thought there is a danger so I rushed out from the bathroom... turns out it was a false alarm!"
"I was woken up by my wife to just to tell me to get a job and not spend my whole life sleeping."
'Wait, Isn't there something wrong with these lines?' Xu Shaoze became speechless at the sight of those powerful cultivators leaving with a disappointed and depressed back. Xu Long, on the other hand, pretended to be one of the cultivators who rushed to the scene as she voiced out her thoughts in agreement. It was as if she wasn't the perpetrator at all!