1 I died

//Where am I...//(A/N, this is a subconscious or feeling kinda thing not really an active thought//

//Is... Light...//

A bright flash spread through out the black void as a figure was engulfed in it.

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[First-Person POV]

"Wake up!!"

"Huh!?"

I wake up to someone shouting at me, or did it wake me up?

"Finally"

A hoarse voice said

I looked at the source to see an old grandma, standing on clouds.

'I died didn't?'

"You did" Said the old hag

//Typical//

'What's up with this old hag then...? where's the beautiful busty blonde goddess??'

"I'm not an old hag!"

The voice hurts my ears to be honest...

"Your are here because I need you to do a job"

"What is it?"

"Reincarnate, take a picture of the sky, and do whatever you want after sending me the picture"

'Heh??' I dropped my neck to my shoulder.

"That's it? no demon lord shit??"

"Why would I need you for that? my brother already got a classroom summoned for that, since the younger an isekai'er, the more potential they have. Your 42, and useless"

*Critical Hit, Emotional DAMAGE*

"Now that hurt..." I couldn't deny a word she Said

"Well follow me, you'll get a golden finger since I don't need these three"

'I wonder what kind of retarded nonsense it'll be'

After a while of silent and awkward waking we reach a giant cloud with three capsules.

"Here, choose the one you want" She smiles.

Her disgusting teeth show.

'... Don't think of a comment'

//Disgusting//

I quickly pace my self AWAY from the old witch with dental problems.

'Let's see... Oh, System!'

[Advanced AI system(Learns), shop(No refunds, upcharge 200% and only items master has acquired), stats(Letters), skills(No more then necessary).]

'Sounds sus...'

[Talent acquisition(divided by 10), but also steals the targets bad luck.]

'Fuck that, my luck is already shit'

'And finally...'

[Shop]

...Life sure is fun