1 Reincarnation

"Ohh cmon Michael whoop victor ass, you can't let him hit you like that bob and weave dude bob and weave."

I said dramatically after watching underworld for the 100th time it never gets old watching victor get his ass beat by Michael who he calls an "abomination" that's just prejudice as hell like for real and seline is mighty fine if I do say so myself, but after watching seline cut victor in half and seeing the credits roll I decided to go out for a walk when lone behold the famous truck of death comes barreling towards and all I can say to that is "god damn." After what felt like forever I finally stopped sliding across the pavement and I knew I was dying which hurt like a fucking bitch I might add and then everything went dark like pitch black dark, no lights no nothing just blackness I really reminded me of those Webnovels I used to read, but there wasn't any bright light or some old guy appearing it was just dark.

I swear I floating through this darkness for what felt like hours until finally I saw this blinding gold light and this old ass man finally came into view but what was weird was he was yelling at what I ass Ike was a tv, " damn seline you just cut victor in half that's just nasty even if your sexy ass was the one doing the slicing, just nasty." When I heard him say that I could not I tell you could not stop laughing it was so damn just picture an old man yelling at the tv looking like he is about to puke it was just too funny until he heard and I swear the way he looked at me put the fear of good into my whole spiritual being on the spot not gonna lie almost pissed myself.

" Who goes there " the old man spoke very angrily.

" ohh..uhh..hh..hi mm..my name is James sir can you tell me where I am" I said shakely.

" I am who you mortals called god it seems James that you died way too early you are only 17 for gods sake since you died way before your time I will give your choice of world and 3 wishes that is all " He said solemnly.

" wait wait wait hold up you telling me that reincarnation is real like all those Webnovel stories like for real for real" I asked him hopeful but also skeptical.

" I understand your skepticism James but I speak the truth I will reincarnate you with 3 wishes I will even send you to that world underworld from that movie we both seem to both enjoy I would rather like to see how you would change things up with you around " he says hinting at me.

" Alright then i choose to reincarnate into underworld, but I would like to take the place of Michael Corvinus" I say hopeful.

" Okay then done and what about your wishes?"

" oh can I get a few minutes to think of my wishes?"

The old man nods and I get to thinking about my wishes.

————30 Minutes Later—————

" Okay for my first wish I want instant mastery of all weapons and fighting styles, for my second wish I want an all powerful system with infinite store points, and my third wish make me like the chosen one for both species and make them see a vision of me when I reincarnate please." I said hoping that I didn't ask for too much.

" hmm you sure are going to change things up aren't you, now you can create how you want too look and you must decide if you will reincarnate at birth or as a 17 year old." He says with wonder in his eyes, then as he finishes what he says a body creation panel pops up in front of us both and I know it's time to get to work.

First I do the hair I give myself platinum grey hair like bam from seven deadly sins; tgen I make my skin tone light brown like the original me with a 6 pack and compact muscles and a good length in the in between the legs area of the panel with crimson red eyes and a height of 6'2", and then I step back and say excitedly; " I can't wait to grow up," which I regret saying right after because all I could hear is loud laughter from the old man as I put my head down in embarrassment for saying that out loud.

" haaaahaaaa, oh my god I haven't laughed that in over two million years thank you for that James truly," he stops as he feels an intense gaze on him that sends a cold shiver down his spine, " mhmm... well James it seems everything is in order now what period of time would you like to be sent in the world." He said looking guilty.

" just send me to when Michael was originally born and I would like to be reborn not reincarnated at 17 jus send to my new mums womb please." I said proudly after scaring the old man.

" Well alright then off you go then James have a great next life and make sure to shake things up I'll be watching and I will be giving you a gift for making me laugh so hard, anyways good bye James till next time."