Prologue

So I woke up, in a void, I saw nothing then I got a sudden rush of memories, and I realized I died, and for god sakes it was by a stray bullet being shot by a police officer I mean seriously learn to fucking shoot,

"Calm down child,"

Calm down... YOU TELL ME TO CALM DOWN FROM THIS SHIT THIS IS LIKE A SHITTY REINCARNATION NOVEL, Okay I am done

So what do you want.

"Well first of all the bullet was kinda my fault, I accidentally moved your string of fate and it happened to kill you. So I will be sending you to the MCU as you call it."

Oooo it is a shitty reincarnation book, god damn it author

(A/N: Hey no breaking the 4th wall it takes quite alot to repair ya know)

"*cough cough* So you have 4 wishes and 1 random and the wishes cannot destroy the balance of the universe"

Aaaaa I was prepared for this so my

First: one will be, the ability to adapt to anything instantly and a system that tells me what I have adapted to and what level of adaptation I have reached

Second: I wish to have the ability to analyze use any skill that I see someone use.

Third: I wish for the ability to teleport anywhere I can imagine as long as I dont leave the universe

Fourth: I wish to be as smart as azmuth from ben 10

"That was actually quite tame, I was expecting you to ask to be a multiversal constant."

(A/N: Aaaa shut up it was just an idea)

"Well, what time period do you want to be born in"

Hmmm, I want to be born in the time period of when carrol danvers was born and I wish to be born near, her

"Thats a unique choice, now spin the wheel for your last power"

So I decided to spin the wheel, I got telepathy and Psychokinesis,<._.>

Well what can ya do

"Well thats it, you will be sent off bye bye dont die to soon but I doubt you will die any time soon so I guess I will see you in at least 200 years probably more"

Byeeeee and then there was darkness