4 Plans or delusions, that is the question
Klaus (POV)
'It's been 3 months as Baby Klaus, outside of the new tricks I've learned to fool Anna, who is constantly monitoring me. If I were to describe her in one character, she would be by far a white tits version of fucking Nick Fury, just thinking about her face trying to pick up any bodily expression, as if it were Victor's fucking defiance waiting to say, "sadness (AU 1 + AU 11 + AU 15) disgust (AU 9 + AU 17) anger (AU 4 + AU 5 + AU 10) fear (AU 1 + AU 2 + AU 4 + AU 5 + AU 20), BOOM you've been METAFORED!!!".
This constant bickering between us helps me with the whole being a baby thing, as it gives me a false perception about time, since I spend most of the day sleeping from exhaustion, after my Oscar-worthy performance the days go by too fast. Regarding time, I have managed to figure out in which year I am with the improvement of my English, although I still have a lot of difficulty understanding conversations between my parents.
I am in 1999 and as I can tell, I am too small to enter and make money out of the misfortune of the Americans. There are few events that I remember about anything related to the American economy, since I haven't spent much time learning about the international economy.
So that leaves me with only a few opportunities before Kim made the video in 2002 and 2007 when the video was leaked, which is a 7-year window and in those years I will try to convince my father, who is currently the pillar of the house being the most famous and successful and with all that sports stuff he is involved in, makes me think of him as "a big fat sheep" to be devoured by papa Klaus. In this sense, I have to make him recognize me as a genius and support me in some investments.
As silly as this idea is, of an almost 8-year-old asking to invest, it doesn't hurt to try your luck. Although the attention and fame our family got before and after the beginning of the reality show with the video controversy and despite Kim's cleverness to manage this crisis.
To generate money with little effort, the attention we will receive is the worst thing an investor seeking to profit from the misfortune of others would want. Let's see, discarding the internet bubble and the terrorist attack in 2001, what is left for me is to invest in facebook and other internet companies that were recovering in the bubble and thus gaining some capital to profit from the launch of the first iPhone in 2007, buying Apple's shares at a low value, because like good wolves the shareholders induced the fall before the launch to profit more and with the famous real estate crisis 2008, but no I would not be so abused since many people were affected and with all the certainty of the world would come back to eat my ass later. '
-It hurts to think about these things... STATTUS.
Looking at the changes in my interface with a smile on my face, I am a little proud of the result. '
[*Ding
Name: Klaus Jenner
Age: 0 (3 months)
[STATUS]
STR: 2 (25 adult)
STA: 3 (25 adult)
AGI: 3 (25 adult)
INT: 34 ( 25 adult )
CHA: 80 (100 MAX)
Free: 103.1
Titles:
Academic: increases understanding of new knowledge and skills passively by 10%.
Damned Teenager: immune to blemishes and skin diseases.
Aristocrat: free of body odor and perfect posture, increases favorability with people by 10%.
Swindler: increases persuasion by 10% and comprehension by 20% for lying, acting and arguing.
Angel Voice: Increases the transmission of feelings through spoken words and 10% understanding for singing, speaking, and poetry skills.
Bonus: never goes out of tune.
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Skills:
Acting: E-;
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Languages:
Portuguese C+; Spanish: C-;
Mandarin: C-; English: E
Knowledge:
General:
Physics: C-; Mathematics: C +;
Chemistry: C+; Biology: C+;
Computer Science: D-; Arts: E+
Sociology: C+; Philosophy: C+;
Special:
Law: C-; Forestry Engineering: C+
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Skill Points: 58
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Missions:
Mission 1: Fool Anna - (3/12) months
(Anna is suspicious of you acting like a normal baby)
Reward: 'Acting' Skill Promotion - Grade D-.
Daily Mission: Motor Coordination - (20/100)% (3/12) months
Reward: Random skill grade D.
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AUTHOR: This morning I took the second twelve of the vaccine, my arm is a little sore... maybe I will post a new chapter today... or not :p FLW BROO
