4 Training x Ukana

I'm almost two years old, and I began talking not too long ago. My family didn't seem to be too weirded out about me talking in near full sentences, but they all had different reactions.

Yumi fainted in shock, almost, but asked me a few questions. I told her that I just pieced together what they were saying. She didn't really believe me but it was the only explanation she could get out of me.

Ikana started swearing like a sailor but almost immediately calmed down when Yumi glared at her. Yumi is scary, even though I don't see her doing much. Actually, what does she do? She waits until all of us have gone out for trash hunting then goes out, but is always back before everyone else.

Anyway, Okana just Ara-Ara'd and continued on, seemignly knowing I'd already be like that. Despite acting like the dumb one, Okana is very smart.

Ukana had a big reaction. I think he even did the "Oh my god!" that a certain man from a certain bloodline said. He showed me to Machi and she "hm"ed like she also knew, but I could see the small amount of surprise in her face.

Anyway, now it's time to walk. While everyone is discussing something like food distribution, I flip over my basket. Everyone turns their heads to me. On top of the makeshift table, I slowly get up as everyone is waiting in anticipation. As I stand, everyone has incredulous expressions and I hold my hands in the air. My first words after standing?

"BOW TO ME MOWTALS!" Top 10 Words Spoken After Standing

"Haaa!?" Everyone's eyes widen in shock as I start doing random Jojo poses. I even started shaking my butt and held my fists up like I was going to fight them. Ikana was the first to burst out into laughter, followed by everyone else.

After everyone calmed down, Yumi changed my diaper. By now I was accustomed to it, and could control my bladder a little bit. I could at least know when I'm about to poop and lower my pants instead of pooping randomly so I didn't have to make them search for more diapers. Today will go down in history.

"Alright Yukana, lets go." Ukana picked me up and put me on his shoulders, probably a reward for achieving something so great. But I wanted to assert my dominance.

"Uwkana, put me down. I wanna walk!" I demanded, still not being able to fully pronounce words. I think I'm starting to become a tyrant with how I command this family. He put me down and started giggling. A 2-year-old walking like he was a sophisticated man, in a faded blue ducky onesie and a hat on his head.

I felt a spot on the side of my head, where I noticed a small and irregular bump was forming on my temple. This was the horns that I made for my body. I assume that when they start really growing in, then I will get my markings. For now, we are going towards the meeting spot that Ukana and Machi usually have. It was a set of trash heaps arranged like trees. Seriously, these things defy gravity.

"Yo, Machi! Look what happened! Yukana can-" Before he could walk, Machi suddenly appeared in front of us with stars in her eyes. She picked me up with her hands and began spinning me around.

"My young prodigy! It's finally time to work!" Ukana sweatdropped in the backround as I grabbed her by the ends of her hair and slammed my head into hers. It hurt me more than it did her.

"Ah! For now, here is your training regimen. First you must..." She began talking too fast for Yukana to hear. It was about a minute of her straight speaking before she finally stopped.

"Oops. Um, how about we play hide and seek, but the better version!" Ukana seemingly locked up at the suggestion, and mouthed me to say no, but I nodded anyway.

"Alright! You have 30 seconds to hide and try to hide. Try to hide your presence, I know you know what that means." Machi is very observant despite her currently playful nature. I still wonder what made her all serious in the anime. Probably some of the shit she's seen on the job. Ukana began to run off without me.

Anyways, she began counting down and I hobbled over to a trash tree that had a lot of plastic bottles in it. I sat down and attempted to meditate, or at least hide my presence. I think someone described it as "trying to hide your presence behind theirs" or something close to that. I closed my eyes and imagined that I wasn't even there, and all it was was just Machi counting down in the trash heaps.

After the thirty seconds came down, I was having trouble focusing. Worries and thoughts kept popping up in my head, breaking my focus. What if she found me? Why was Ukana so scared of this? Does she mean for me to learn Zetsu?

"Fo~un~d you~" Machi's totally not creepy voice broke my focus completely. My eyes snapped open and I saw Machi standing there with a creepy look on her face. My immediate thought was to run but I found I couldn't move. It was like something was rooting me in place. The exuding presence finally stopped and she picked me up. I may or may not have crapped my diaper.

~timeskippu~

Its been a year since Machi started "training" me. I've been beginning to learn how to hide my presence. I asked Machi why we keep playing Hide and Seek but she says that "a ninja who can't hide is not a ninja at all" or something along those lines. I began to start running further and further, a sign of higher athleticism and development. She also made me do stretches and smaller training when we weren't playing Hide and Seek. Despite how poor we live, I can tell why Meteor City is such a place to be protected. Although I haven't seen many people, most of them have been normal or just more reserved than usual. I hope nothing bad happens soon.