1 Death x Reincarnation(rewrite)

Within the void, there isn't much, but there still is things. Despite the name of "void" there are still things residing there. Both fallen and rising gods, drifting souls and present souls, angelic souls and demonic souls. There is no "afterlife". Everything without a physical form resides there.

In an unknown place in the void...

Well, every place is unknown because there is no up or down, left or right. There isn't even a sense of distance. Anyways, there is an entity that has enough power to move souls and create universe. His name is GOD. Short for God of Destruction, Greatest On the Deathplane, God of Desolation, Grandest Omnipotent Death, and many more names. To be honest, he is kind-of the ruler of this place because he hasn't run into anything remotely as powerful as him.

(A/N: hehe, he hasn't met me yet.)

To describe it, he takes a form of a humanoid as it is the most welcoming. If you ignore the fact that he looks like a galaxy taking human form, wispy spiral energy and all. He is currently hunched over a glowing blue holographic screen, making calculations and typing much faster than the normal soul can perceive. Don't ask why he's hunching, he just is.

GOD takes a deep breath as he is stressed out with his conversation with another entity across the void. What, if I can get tired of bullsh*t, so can gods. "No, I'm not going to eradicate souls for fun. That's literally not fun at all..." The GOD trails off as if waiting for an answer on the "phone".

"Hmm, so you're saying, I should just take a drifting soul, and plant it into an artificial world...? That's genius!!! Let me try it right now." GOD hung up the "phone" and extended his arm. The galactic mass stretched out into the distance and he seemingly rummaged for a perfect soul.

"Hmmm.... No, too perverted." He pulled out a pink soul before throwing it away. "Hmm, too edgy." He pulled out a grey soul before chucking it into the distance. "Nope, too pure." He took hold of a gold soul but set it aside for later.

"Hmm... Ah! This is the right one." GOD plucked out a white soul. "Not too headstrong, not too stubborn. This combination of airhead is nice. Not too dense, but indecisive." GOD put the soul and placed his hand over it, transferring consciousness to it.

...

I shook away my grogginess before turning over in bed. For some reason, this blanket feels really comforting. Like I'm legitimately floating.

I feel someone poke me a few times, but I swat their hand away. "Tell the old hag I wanna stay home today... This bed is too comfy." I was about to drift back into sleep before-

"B*tch, get the f*ck up before I make you." I snapped awake to the unfamiliar voice. Was I kidnapped?

"Clearly not. Look at where we are." The voice said once again. I took in my surroundings, which was weird for a multitude of reasons. First, there is a giant galaxy-lookin' dude in front of me who looks about done with me. Second, I can see in 360 degrees and it's really tripping me out. Third, I'm in some kind of void with different colored specks in all directions. Now I have so many questions.

I realized that the big galaxy dude is talking and I snap back to reality and what he's saying. "-So yeah, you have 3 wishes. And you're going to that one Hunter x Hunter comic you were interested in before you died.

What.

Am I in some kind of isekai novel? Have my dreams and prayers finally bore fruit and given me a chance to be like this? Is this just a dream? Am I going cra-

"Oi, oi, oi, chill out. Here." The giant entity throws a blue ethereal cloth on me and it suddenly makes me calmer. I can now think clearly and logicize my situation. This is certainly not a dream since I was "sleeping" earlier.

"Can you tell me how I died?"

...

"HOLY SH*T SLOW DOWN PLEASE!!!!" The neutral soul's original body looked pretty average. Brown hair, brown eyes, average looks. He was in the passenger seat of the car of his drunk mother. Don't drive drunk.

She took another sip of her absurdly large bottle of beer, but it flew out of her hands because of how fast she was going. They were both in a supercar going 200 miles per hour on an almost vacant highway. The soul began praying to anything out there that his mother would not crash, but he almost knew it wasn't going to happen.

"BEEP BOOP BAP BO BOOOOOOOWIE!" The irresponsible mother took a long look away from the windshield and she was swerving around, while also reciting Boyfriend from Thursday Night Funkin'.(no copyright pls)

Even after a few seconds, she accidently jerked the car to the left and it crashed through the safety barriers with no effort, but the soul definitely felt the jerk of the car. It was suspended for almost ten entire seconds before they were crushed to the floor of the forest with no chance of survival.

...

The soul would have had a stupefied expression if he could have one.

GOD wanted to be petty today, so he said, "Now you have two wishes." to which the soul wanted to retaliate but it seemed like the GOD had put a zipper on his negative thoughts about him.

"You!!! You!!! You damn really nice guy!!!" The soul roared, to which the GOD began laughing.

"Hurry up with your last two wishes." The GOD demanded, impatient to see more entertainment. But on the inside, he was thinking, 'I was right in choosing this soul! He's funny as sh*t!'

"Okay, my two wishes are that I want to be able to customize my race and have a soulbound weapon." The soul sighed in exhaustion, but the GOD seceeded.

"Here's your two screens. By the way, you could've worded it better. Now I get to do what I want with whatever you create!" The soul had a zipper placed on it's metaphorical mouth as it was given two screens to customize itself.

...

"-And... Done." The soul admired it's own work, "nodding" in approval at what it created.

The first was the weapon, Shokubai Akaza. It's base form is a chokuto sword(basically a katana but with no curve) with a long crimson nen engraving marking going down it's black blade. It also comes with a black sheath, with a black hilt that has red spots in it.

Shokubai Akaza's second form has black gauntlets with red nen markings forming a hollow circle going down it, and connecting to all of the fingers.

The third form is a spear, but no ordinary spear. It was based off of Kyoko Sakura's spear from Puella Magi Madoka Magica. It's a segmented spear that has a chain inside of it, with the ability to seperate itself into a chained whip with a blade at the end instead of a spear. The spear is a similar color scheme to the sword but has a bit more reds than black.

Then, there is the race that he is. He gave himself two horns on each side of his head, right on the temple. Red Nen engravings came down from them and joined on his cheeks before traveling into a circle on his stomach, then onto his legs and faded at his arms and legs.

The horns have densely concentrated nen able to sense changes in the nen in the air. He is a bit tanned but has very dark red hair that fades into a lighter shade of crimson towards the ends, and the hair is very spiky. His eyes are red and have no pupil, and just go from a dark crimson at the top to a lighter red at the bottom.

"Hmm, lemme add this, this and this. And perfecto!" GOD complimented his own work after taking the screen from the soul before flicking the soul and evaporating it into himself.

"Now lets get to watching."

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