Hey do you know Joe?

Alucard and me stepped into a forest in scotland closing in on the location the wyvern was last sighted.

"Man that blood was the shit dude. I tell you so sweet and full of life…"

"Yes yes I know first time, good blood all parties are happy."

"Why so mad? Was your first time bad. Ohhh wait yes didn't you drink your own blood meaning your first time was that of an old geezer? Hahahahahaa you loser!"

*Bang*

Alucards pistol emitted smoke as my head rebuild itself.

"Ahhh man you don't have to be so mad."

I smiled at Alucard which he responded with a huff. Leaving the banter behind we had a arrived. The area was burned to the ground as we made our way further up a hill. We arrived infront of a cave which we promptly entered.

Further inside was big room with our prey lying in tthe middle. Several smaller rock lizards were surrounding it. (Basically the baby dragons and wyvern from dark souls 3).

"Alucard let me deal with this by the way should we leave a body or not?"

"Well I don't really care but I think Integra wants the body gone, so no chance exists that innocents find it."

'Easy' I thought as I used weak force decaying the dragon and consuming it's soul. Yay my first soul with actual power no civilian woman that can't do shit.

"Well that was unexpected."

said Alucard as he took out the pistol and shot the rock lizards. Heh they made squeaking noises.

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Note to myself or any other reincarnators wish for your powers to be able to turn of especially if they have to do with your senses. Well let me explain what happend. After completing the mission we came back and Integra started ending me out on solo missions around the UK.

I as a young was stepping through the streets after disposing of some trash when I met this young woman I somehow started to fancy.

After some talking and drinking we ended up in her room amd things started to get messy but let me tell you seeing a point of death right on the nipple you wanted to suck or lines of death right through pussy you wanted to stick your dick into is a big turn of well we did it anyway but mor to pleasure her than me.

Anyway I am currently on another mission. There were sightings of vampires working together with gangs. So well I was sent to clean shit up.

As I arrived infront of a big door leading me into the building of the first going.

"Knock Knock!"

"Who's there!"

"Ben!"

"Who's Ben hey Jonny do you know a Ben?"

Before Jonny could answer I cut down the door and screamed.

"Ben Dover Bitch!"

I laughed as I began my slaughter using the dark slayer style in combination with my MEoDP to separate people of their bodies amd consuming their souls. As I went out I sighed there seemed to have been a vampire but he was slaughtered like all thee other goons, he was just too weak.

Anyway other hideouts went in a similar fashion but sometimes me changing my style like creating a super nova in the midst of the building, crashing it to the ground with gravity, attracting a plane into the tallest building and changing the velocity of their shots to kill each other.

But the most hilarious experience was me just walking into the building shooting everything down as I walked into the office I looked at the last gangleader on my list. He was a fat man sweating buckets as he saw me entering. I smiled at him as I ducked under a rain of bullets, that came from my left.

"Hoho what do we have here, a quick one."

An arrogant playful voice sounded out as a woman about 1.76 m big walked out of the shadow. She wore a black coat hiding here figure which I estimate to be athletic. Her eyes shone with bloodlist and her face that could be considered beautiful was split by a massive grin.

Her black hair fell down in strands as she slowly walked to towards me. She calmly reloaded her revolver as I stood up and walked towards her.

"Haha yeah ya know I was always the fastes in the street especially when it came to disposing of some whore who doesn't know her place."

I replied as we both walked closer.

"Another vampire so you killed the rest of my squad?"

"Those maggots they were just like the rest of the goons."

"Seems so but still now I have to get new ones after I kill you what a bother."

I didn't reply as we both lifted our guns and shot. Bothe dodged the bullets letting them hit the walls. A fire fight started with us running through the room shooting reloading and sometimes exchanging punches with eachother.

The gangleader was watching everything fearfully underneath a his table. Kicking her between her legs and then giving her a left jab into the face worked wonders as she was sent back only to retaliate with three shots from her revolver which forced me to duck out of the way. Gotta have fun and play by the rules right not regeneration allowed kukukuku.

The battle streched itself further until we finally met with both of our guns pointed directly into eachother faces. I gazed her into the eyes as she gazed back. She broke the silence with a question I would not have thought would be used in this kind of situation.

"Hey! Do you know Joe?