1 Chapter 1: Death is weird

Death, death is something that comes for everyone and thing but what comes after death? An endless void? Do you go to heaven or hell? Nothing? Reincarnation? Or do you disappear from existence?

These questions have been unanswered since we humans gained some sort of intelligence; and only those who have experienced death know this answer, too bad that we can't speak with the dead.

These questions are on the verge of philosophical, almost as the same as what is a god? In your head there are millions of answers, but they all have one thing in common; they hold power.

These are the types of questions in a certain person's head… he doesn't remember his name but his name isn't important; what is important is what's in front of him.

A terms of service…

A simple thing but in his predicament it's unusual, it's a terms of service for a system of sorts; normally he would've sign it without reading it but since he can't see anything except for it and a pen.

So he read it,it wasn't that long it was only one page there was text in front and back, there was nothing unusual about it, just normal thing such as 'we're not responsible for any injuries or any casualties.

But what sets him off was the fact that on the paper it says: 'we are not responsible for the decline of sanity or the change of sex or race. If you do experience these problems then please deal with it yourself'

'Wow cold much? But still understandable, who would want to deal with someone who has become insane' he thought this as he continued to read.

'Any money that you earn be it from a legitimate job not a illegal way we shall take 90% of profits. If you have a problem with it then voice your concerns but it will be noted that we do not care.'

The more he read the more reluctant he felt about signing it.

'If you breach terms of service then you shall be indulged in your greatest fears and pain'

Okay then he wiped invisible sweat off his forehead as he grabbed the pen and signed his name.

Then a wheel appeared in front of him saying 'spin the wheel for your race' even in the end he never had a choice. He tried to read the races on the wheel but they were to numerous and small to read, he eventually gave up and spinned the wheel.

Color flew by names went fast than he could read each tic of the arrow was another chance of death immediately of immortality, his fate was literally in the hands of a the cruel mistress that is lady fate.

He clenched his teeth as the wheel started to stop until it completely stopped. He looked up and read it: Xenomorph… not the best yet not the worst.

Next he could customize his form… or rather his new body, after awhile he got it to where he wanted it. his new form was about 2.6 meters (8.5 feet) tall and his tail was long; from his body to the tip it was about 3 meters (13 feet).

His skin was light gray, his body appeared to be scrawny, his tail wasn't that spiky the only spiky part was the end where multiple spikes are near his main one which was the largest. The most important thing about his body? His penis is retactible; as in he can place his penis inside of his body which is pretty useful.

After that he was to choose his traits which there was infinite amount of them, however he can only choose four and apparently the more powerful the traits the harder the start. So after a few hours he had his four traits. But apparently since he's a Xenomorh he gets an automatic trait.

Full Body Control - body isn't flexible enough? Need to shrink? Or grow in certain parts of your body? Well this is it! This trait allows you to reconfigure your body! Xp gain +10%, you can change the parts of your body once every five hours.

Fast Learner - you lead very quickly! Xp gain +35%, you learn skills 50% faster.

Camouflage - you become your surroundings. You're undetected as long as you don't attack or you aren't attacked.

Scrawny But Strong - your body seems to be weak but your inhumanly strong! +10 to strength, agility, and endurance every level. -75% to magic related skills.

Xenomorph body -you age very quickly until you reach adulthood and you have acidic blood.

He sighed now he has to choose which world he goes to; which is quite simple since he had no choice in that matter, which is one big pain in the ass.

However as long as he doesn't fuck it up… which he has been known to do…