Edwin Peregrine was someone who died. He was granted two wishes and transmigrated to TCF. Warning: Trash Of The Count's Family is not mine.
Edwin was 23 years old when he died.
It cannot be called death. He fell asleep and woke up in a dark room.
Edwin looked around the space and narrowed his eyes. "Where am I?"
๐ ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ข๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฏ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ, ๐ญ๐ช๐ต๐ต๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ.
"Who are you?" He looked around to find the person.
๐'๐ฎ ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ข๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ข๐ญ๐ญ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ.
Edwin scrunched his nose in skepticism. "So why am I here, Mr. God?
๐๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ด.
"Us?"
๐ ๐ฆ๐ด, ๐ถ๐ด. ๐๐ญ๐ฆ๐ข๐ด๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฑ ๐ถ๐ด, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ด, ๐ช๐ฏ๐ค๐ญ๐ถ๐ฅ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฎ๐ฆ, ๐ฏ๐ฆ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ญ๐ฑ.
Edwin was even more vigilant. He lived enough to tell something was going on beyond his scope.
๐๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ข๐ณ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฎ๐บ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ฐ๐จ๐บ?
"Yes." Said the mortal.
๐๐ข๐ญ๐ง ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ช๐ต ๐ช๐ด ๐ต๐ณ๐ถ๐ฆ.
"Half?" He questioned.
๐๐ฐ๐ฎ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ดโ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐๐ข๐ต๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ข ๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐ช๐ต๐บ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐จ๐ฐ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ด๐ฆ๐ด.
๐๐ญ๐ฐ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฐ, ๐๐ข๐ค๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ช๐ด, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ด.
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ช๐ง๐ช๐ค๐ข๐ต๐ช๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ'๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ด๐ต๐ช๐ฏ๐บ.
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฎ๐ฎ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ต๐ข๐ญ๐ด ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ค๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ข๐ด ๐ข ๐ด๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ถ๐ญ๐ข๐ณ ๐ง๐ฐ๐ณ๐ค๐ฆ: ๐ฉ๐ช๐ด ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ, ๐ญ๐ช๐ง๐ฆ๐ด๐ฑ๐ข๐ฏ, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ข๐ต๐ฉ. ๐๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฒ๐ถ๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต๐ญ๐บ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ญ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ข๐ด๐ต, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฑ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ต, ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ง๐ถ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ.
๐๐ญ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ญ๐บ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐จ๐ณ๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ช๐ฏ ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ต๐ข๐ณ๐ต๐ฆ๐ฅ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ต๐ณ๐ฐ๐ญ๐ญ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ ๐ฆ๐ท๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ฉ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฆ.
๐๐ฉ๐ฆ๐บ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ๐ฆ ๐ฎ๐ข๐ฏ๐บ ๐ต๐ช๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ด ๐ธ๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ฏ ๐ข ๐ฃ๐ฆ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ'๐ด ๐ง๐ข๐ต๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฐ๐ฌ ๐ข ๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ณ๐ช๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ ๐ต๐ถ๐ณ๐ฏ.
"I do not know how I have to help you here?"
๐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ข ๐ธ๐ฐ๐ณ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ฐ๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ค๐ฉ๐ฐ๐ช๐ค๐ฆ ๐ข๐ฏ๐ฅ ๐จ๐ณ๐ข๐ฏ๐ต ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ต๐ธ๐ฐ ๐ธ๐ช๐ด๐ฉ๐ฆ๐ด. ๐๐ง ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ค๐ฐ๐ถ๐ญ๐ฅ ๐ด๐ฆ๐ณ๐ท๐ฆ ๐ข๐ด ๐ข๐ฏ ๐ฆ๐น๐ต๐ณ๐ข ๐ท๐ข๐ณ๐ช๐ข๐ฃ๐ญ๐ฆ, ๐ต๐ฉ๐ฆ ๐ด๐ช๐ด๐ต๐ฆ๐ณ๐ด' ๐ฑ๐ฐ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ธ๐ช๐ญ๐ญ ๐ธ๐ฆ๐ข๐ฌ๐ฆ๐ฏ.
"Aight, lego."
๐๐ฉ๐ข๐ต?
"I meant, alright."
๐๐ณ๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ ๐ด๐ถ๐ณ๐ฆ?
"Yup, bitch. Now, let me choose." A moment passed, and Edwin finalized his choices.
"Okay, my first wish is to have infinite money."
๐๐ญ๐ณ๐ช๐จ๐ฉ๐ต.
"I wish to have a system where I can buy anything. Be it abilities or precious items."
๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ข ๐ง๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ช๐ต ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ.
"I want to be sent to the world Trash Of The Count's Family." Edwin loved the novel. He was in love with the character of Cale. Slacker life, let's go!
๐ ๐ฉ๐ข๐ท๐ฆ ๐ต๐ฐ ๐ฑ๐ถ๐ญ๐ญ ๐ข ๐ง๐ฆ๐ธ ๐ด๐ต๐ณ๐ช๐ฏ๐จ๐ด, ๐ฃ๐ถ๐ต ๐ค๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ด๐ช๐ฅ๐ฆ๐ณ ๐ช๐ต ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ฏ๐ฆ.
"Fuck yeah!"
๐๐ฐ๐ฏ'๐ต ๐ฃ๐ช๐ต๐ฆ ๐บ๐ฐ๐ถ๐ณ ๐ต๐ฐ๐ฏ๐จ๐ถ๐ฆ.
"What?" Before Edwin could question, a wormhole sucked in his body.
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"Man! That hurt like a butt on a wand!" Edwin looked around as he assessed his surroundings.
The room had a big window facing the wooden table and chair. A few steps side to the table was a fire niche with three couches surrounding it. It also had a kitchen with clean tools and stocked groceries. The floor had a brown carpet surrounding it.
Edwin supposed it as the living room and looked at the other door that possibly led to his bedroom.
The bedroom carries a small window. The bed has fluffy white pillows and fluffed blue sheets. In every corner of the room were plants that he loved to grow in a cute vase or a pot.
All in all, the house was a warm home that he would like to laze around in.
"Haaah..." Edwin let out a comfortable sigh as he jumped on the bed. "So, this is love?"
'System.' He uttered in his mind.
A blue panel appeared before his sight. It had a golden lining surrounding each curve. There was a small arrow at the right corner of the board.
๐ป๐๐๐๐, ๐ผ ๐๐ ๐๐ฆ๐ ๐ก๐๐ ๐. ๐ผ ๐๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ โ๐๐ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐๐๐ฆ๐กโ๐๐๐ ๐ฆ๐๐ข ๐๐๐ ๐กโ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ ๐๐ ๐๐๐ฃ๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ฆ ๐ค๐๐กโ ๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐๐ ๐ ๐ ๐๐๐๐. ๐โ๐ โ๐๐ ๐ก ๐๐ ๐๐ข๐๐๐๐๐ก๐๐ฆ ๐๐ ๐โ๐๐๐ก๐๐ 5.
Edwin mentally clicked the arrow and the previous information was swept away. The panel showed four columns.
แดแด แดกษชษด แดแดสแดษขสษชษดแด
- ษชษดแด แดษดแดแดสส
- sสแดแด
- สแดสแดษดแดแด: โ
Edwin opened the shop and purchased a few clothes, 10 super strengthening potions that increased strength by 70%, a magic mastery skill book, an adaptability potion, a sword mastery skill book, 20g of relaxing dust, 50g of no dirt/filth/grime/litter dust, and few more potted plants.
It cost him a billion gallons.
Edwin drank the adaptability potion first, then gulped down the strengthening potions. He could feel his body strengthen.
Accordingly, he absorbed the skill books and got bombarded with information and remembrance of magic and swordsmanship.
He tested it a few times before feeling satisfied with his physique.
Edwin used magic to spread the relaxing dust in his bedroom and a little in the living room and kitchen.
He sprinkled the no dirt dust all around the house.
"Alright! Lego!"