1 Yes. I definitely want a girl's name.

PING~!

A notification sounded along with a buzz in my pocket.

I paused for a second and stabbed back the knife in my hand into the shoulder of the person lying on the table in front of me.

There was no sound apart from the squelching of flesh. The guy had already died. Who wouldn't after having their eyes gouged and skinned alive? I was just trying to gain some sick satisfaction trying to dismember his corpse after what he had done to my family.

Don't get me wrong, I didn't kill him, I'm just a Coroner doing his job. One of his other enemies did kill him though, not that I would let him live if he was alive in front of me, I think so. Alright, alright, you got it, I can't stomach killing a person, but you know what? Who knows, maybe just maybe in the right circumstances while I had enough motivation I just might kill him?

I took my phone out of my pocket and flipped it open.

The bright light took a little adjusting to but I couldn't wait to read the new chapter that had just been published.

It wasn't my favorite novel or anything but a fanfiction of one of my favourite anime naruto.

In fact, the novel was quite shit. It had a harem tag so it was obvious that the main character would be collecting women like pokemon and then there would be face-slapping like a chinese cultivation novel.

That's not even the worst part, apart from the godly system he has that let's him gain any ability from any anime and manga ever, the worst part is this fanfiction too treats sakura like shit. As if the original did not do a good enough job of bashing her and showing how useless she actually was by placing her in situations where she'd be the weakest.

I mean in the anime I thought I was going to get, you know, maybe someone like Mikasa or Erza or maybe Yoruichi, perhaps not maybe there can only be one of them. But even after she trained under Tsunade she was forced to be a Sasuke chasing fangirl whose whole personality revolved around Sasuke only done so that she doesn't steal the spotlight from the protagonist!

And how did she become so obsessed with Sasuke? Was she under a genjutsu the whole freaking time? Did someone trap her in a genjustu where everyone other than Sasuke looked like pigs while he looked like prince charming? I mean why was she so desperate for his approval!? The brat was mad enough to sacrifice anything for the sake of his revenge!! He even learned Kakashi's jutsu of getting close to the girl you love by running a spark into their heart!!! In a literal way! He fired a chidori through Karin's heart!

*Sigh*

What a terrible fate for a person to hold! Why am I getting so angry over a fictional character, who isn't related to me, anyway?

I looked at the time on my phone.

'8:39 PM'

Damn, why am I in the morgue dissecting the corpse of the murderer who ruined my life so late in the night.

I covered the body with a cloth and pushed it into a cold storage chamber in the morgue.

Picking up my lab coat and hanging it on my shoulders I bid farewell to my final corpse on this job and walked out of the morgue into the hallway connected to the exit of the emergency hospital I was at.

**RANDOM POV**

"Hey who's that guy?"

"Who?"

"That guy over there! The handsome one."

"Ah! Don't go near him!"

"Huh!? Why?"

"He- He's a psychopath."

"Huh?! What why!?"

"He solves seven to eight cases on average a day just by looking at the case files and the body of the deceased. It doesn't matter if it's an unsolved case that's been pending for decades! I even heard the rumor that he had PHD's in eight subjects. Everyone in the department knows he's just working hard so that he can kill the killer who killed his parents and get a lesser punishment."

"So what he hasn't really done anything like that right?! Doesn't that mean he's just capable!?"

"Haishh!! That's what I thought too until I disobeyed my senior and went to talk to him."

"What happened then?"

**sniffles and sobs**

"He- He revealed everything from my likes to dislikes, and even my hobbies and then degraded me for them! Just at a glance!! And what's worse he did it over the radio so the whole department learnt about it! He's a creep."

"WHAT!!!?? You mean?"

**vigorous nodding**

"Let me go beat up that bastard!!"

**MC POV**

I was recklessly jerked by my shoulder, judging by the hand size and finger shape, it appears to be a woman, but judging by the strength it might be an effeminate man? Or maybe it's the strong newbie recruit that we were getting today?

I turned around and saw a woman staring furiously into my eyes as if I had torn her relatives and dreams away from her.

"Why did you do that?!" the woman asked.

"Huh? What do you mean? What did I do?"

"I'm talking about what you did over the radio!"

"Radio? What radio?"

"The police issue radio that you use while on patrol!!"

"I don't go on patrols."

"Huh?"

*SCREEEEECCHHHHHHH*

*THUMP!!!!*

I heard tires screeching and without looking to my left I could feel the wind rushing in the air bringing along with it something that was going to pass by and hit me and the woman. 

It was likely a mini truck that ran over the ramp and hit the divider across from the station and was flying towards us.

'Is it my time to get ISEKAIED!?'

Haha what a funny girl though, is she trying to interrogate me because I'm coming out of the station without swiping my card at the exit machine and simply exiting by talking to the command using the radio on the wall?

She seems like an intelligent one, she looks like Sailor Moon grown up. Well at least she doesn't deserve to have her life cut short by an accident.

At least I hope she doesn't get involved with that gossipy woman who goes around spreading rumors all day with nothing better to do.

In the few moments that the truck reached us I kicked away the woman with a smile on my face hoping for the best life for her moving forward since I already got what I wanted in this one. I hope I can have fun like this once again if I have the opportunity, well with a family maybe.

SCCCREEEESSCCCCCHHHHH 

BANG!!! BANGGG !!!! BANGGG!!!

** RANDOM POV **

I was trying to corner the psychopath who publicly shammed my new friend using my superb interrogation skills while he was trying to evade me by playing dumb.

Just when I about to tell him to stop testing my patience, he kicked me!! And that too with a smile on his face!!! How dare he!!!

SCCCCCREEEEECCHHHHHH

BANG!!! BANGG!!!! BANGGG!!!

I opened my eyes after having been thrown back into the hallway and saw a scene I did not expect.

A mini truck had flown through the spot I was standing on, dragging the man's body along with it and smashing it into the wall on the left.

The guy was still alive somehow and had enough time to look at me who was safe and then pass away with a simple smile.

Freezing time, I walked up to him to hold his face and whispered "Fool." as I watched the smile he held.

The soul that started to slip from his body was simple and pure, without any regrets, it just had the beginnings of an incomplete wish.

Even if I had died I would've been revived in another part of the world by my father and mother as long as I had wished to observe humans longer, I was the next candidate for the Goddess of Justice position after all.

"I wish in his next life he has the ability to do what he has always wanted to do with his own hands."

A normally invisible soft white glow passed through my hands and melted away into his soul changing his destiny, hopefully for the better.

** MC POV**

Hmm.. where am I?

Ah.. I was saving that woman from getting crushed under a truck?

I'm not dead?

Then where are my hands and legs?

Am I in a coma?

Will I spend the rest of my life trapped in my own min-

Just as I had accepted my fate of being a bodiless creature for the rest of my life. A great warm shadow seemed to have engulfed me. I didn't know I was in light. Too much bright light is the same as darkness after all.

"What should we do with him sir?"

"Check the regular."

"Yes sir."

"What did he do?"

"He was a criminal detective at the world bureau of investigation and caught an impressive number of criminals in his lifetime sir."

"Ah! What a shame to die at such a time, my daughter was about to join there! I wonder if he would've met her, maybe she would've taken him under her as her shrine priest if he lived."

"Sir there is a god's mark on his soul, I think its your daughter's"

"Huh? Show me!"

"Ye- Yes sir."

"Huhhh….. How dare he touch my daughter!! He even kicked her!!?"

"....Ye- yes sir it would appear like that…."

"Oh I see my daughter herself wanted him to fulfil his dreams with his own hands… hehehehehehhe... I will make sure he does it…..with his own very hands to boot…"

"But… sir…."

"You dare insinuate I might be making a mistake!!!"

"...No sir…"

"Yes then send him and do exactly as I want you to…"

*whisper* pspspspspspps *whisper*

"Dear husband, what are you doing?"

Huh what's going on? I thought as I heard a third voice.

Mark of a god?

What's this about kicking his daughter? The woman I saved by kicking her out of harm?

The old man doesn't exactly sound friendly is he going to kill me by sending me to a slaughter house or something?

'Well at least I will no longer be in a comatose state.' I said closing my non-existent eyes awaiting my death as I felt my consciousness fade.

**RANDOM POV**

"No- nothing dear, just teaching a lesson to someone who tried to hit our daughter."

"Move away, she already sent me a message about what happened, so let me deal with him."

"But-"

"What where did he go!?"

"I- my assistant sent him away! Yes!"

*Sigh* "Why do I have to go around fixing your mistakes."

**RANDOM POV**

"How is she?! Is my wife alright?!"

"Yes sir she's alright!! She has successful given birth and is waiting for you!"

"Anata." A strong but tired voice sounded out from behind the curtain.

"Mebuki! Is everything alright? What happened to her! Is she alright?!"

"Yes! Come look at her!!"

SHEEESSSHHH

Pulling aside the curtains in the medical ward and going through Kizashi found his wife Mebuki a yellow haired woman with devilock hairstyle holding a small baby wrapped like a bun in white cloth.

"Look, she's so calm."

The aquamarine eyes of the baby with pink hair looked around slowly as if trying to assess the situation she was in.

**MC POV**

Huh? What the hell.

This lady she's familiar. Even this man with a star shaped hair cut. Are these people models? 

Wait a second, why is everything so big, I- I reincarnated?

Why is everything in black and white and not blurry? Is this some old DisKnee movie?

Do I still have my memory palace?

I closed my eyes and tried to focus on entering my memory palace and soon found myself in a tiny cubicle decorate with posters of my favorite anime plastered all over the walls and ceiling, with a flat cushion and a low floor table on which was a sleek metallic laptop and a table lamp that dimly lit the area.

This was the first time I could look at my hands and feet.

"I'm so smol." (-_-)

I wormed my way towards the table and stuck myself on the leg and forced myself to roll onto the cushion and powered on my laptop using the switch hidden into the desk walls.

As soon as it powered on I tried to reach the keyboard to type but could not. My hands were too short.

Never thought the reason I can't access my memory palace would be because I'm too small hehe.

Well I don't really want to change it since it'll take time and by then I will probably be able to reach it anyway, so I can just wait and watch.

I exited my memory palace and found myself back in the real world once again.

Well these people are speaking Japanese so that's a big clue, maybe I'm in japan?

Oh they're arguing about something?

"#$%@ $%#%! Sakura #^^*#"

"@$%! Megumin! #!@$"

Oh 'Sakura' ? 'Megumin'? Are they deciding my name?

Hey I can make a noise too for the name I like! Surely I want a boy's name not Sakura's name especially when she was made so useless in Naruto! I don't want a life full of misfortune! 

"GUE GUE GUE"

Both of them looked at me!

"!@# Megumin $%^@"

"GUE GUE GUE" I said my eyes sparkling.

"Sakura !@#! ##$%"

"Gue."

"HAHAHAHAHA MEGUMIN $#@$! MEGUMIN !@!#!$"

Well looks like dad is happy.

The woman then abruptly pulled me closer to her and looked into my eyes and smiled. A chill ran down my spine and I thought my life was going to end right before it started.

"S-A-K-U-R-A"

"Gue Gue Gue."

I grabbed onto the only lifeline I had to keep my life.

"Megumin?"

"Blea." 

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA !@#!@#! SAKURA @!#@!#! HAHAAHAH @!#!#! SAKURA"

The lady then started tossing me around in the air showing just how happy she was at showing up her husband.

"GUE GUE GUE!!!!" (THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING WITH ME YOU H*E!!!!! HELP ME YOU BASTARD OF A FATHER HELP ME!!!!! WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING THERE LOOKING AT ME WITH PITY!)

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