20 We don't talk about Nasuverse around here

I The Author Decide to,

FUCK CANON,

I'm gonna makes this full crack-fic,

Logic?

Fuck that

Well not really.

But first, we need some more filler

Before Blank clapped the Devils and Other Factions Ass

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[Blank Pov]

I am now at school in the student council,

Huh, what happened to Asia you ask??

Don't worry about her,

She didn't die..thankfully

And that begs the question,

How will Gaia or Alaya will react to this??

We don't talk about Nasuverse stuff here,

I am not Big-brain enough to understand their bullish*t powers,

Well if they do pester me

Ring glows*

Hehe Let's just say I'm obliterating a planet soon

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Nasuverse

In a room that cannot be described. We see two "women".

One has short black hair and black eyes..,

Well, essentially this is Alaya taking the form of Void-Shiki,

The other woman has long green hair and vines sticking out of her body. You know the typical earth appearance. Well, this is Gaia or Earth-chan if you are a man of culture.

They are currently reading a note that seemingly appeared randomly.

Even with their " Omnipotence", they didn't know this would happen,

So they got curious and read it.

The note goes along with this,

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Heeellloooo~~

I don't really know how to do write letters thing so, let's get to business,

You may be wondering why Jeanne is missing from the Throne Of Heroes,

Well, I kinda sorta kidnapped her??

I don't really know, how you'll react so I left this note,

Look I won't bother meeting both of you...

With your...uh I dunno random bullsh*t powers!

Maybe you even can replace this Jeanne with another Jeanne or something,

Well, I don't really care about your complicated Nasuverse stuff!!

So I'm just gonna compensate or something... I wouldn't want both of you in my back, sooo...

I reincarnated a boy in your world

Why?

Don't ask!. That boy belonged to a race called "Shounen Protagonist",

Shounen Protagonist are hero's who solve wars And save the world,

And I know Alaya doesn't want humanity's extinction, so don't worry about that.

The" Shounen Protagonist", will gladly save humanity...

As to how?

Psht!! Don't even try to associate a "Shounen Protagonist" and "Logic".

They just do. There is No "How" they just do it, and somehow succeed.

As For Earth-chan,

The "Shounen Protagonists" saves worlds soo,

The Land of Steel,

Can maybe, be averted??

I dont know it's your problems, so deal with it,

So yeah I want to trade Jeanne for the Shounen Protagonist,

His Name Is Naruto By The Way,

Oh yeah here's a song I made for both of you,

So you won't try to do some complicated plan for my doom or something,

-Lil-Dicky "Earth"

We love the earthhhh~~

It is Our Planettt~~

Etc.

Yours Truly,

-Blank Kanvas

A selfish man who doesn't want to be a hero

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What Blank didn't know was Alaya took a liking to Lik-Dickys Appearance and decided it to be "his" main form from thereon.

Did Naruto save the world?

We will never know...

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In Dxd

[Blank Pov]

You may be wondering, why I am at the student council.

No, I didn't murder another boy who proposed to me,

If I do, I won't leave any evidence,

Heheehehehehe,

Well, my parents want me to meet my cousin,

Yes, I have a cousin and they didn't tell me,

Our Talk On The Phone Last night goes like this

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Kei Kanvas: Son, I know you are at school, but we need you to visit your cousin??

Blank Kanvas: I have a cousin?? And why didn't I met her when I was still a child and is he/she still a kid or something don't she/he have school?

Eis Kanvas: Well first of She is a "She". Second Yes you have a cousin. Third, she is already a high schooler, you will be going to her school temporarily. And Last we didn't let you met her because she's kinda a rich person and we are trying to give you a normal life.

Blank Kanvas: What do you mean rich? If they are rich then does that mean we are rich? And secondly, what kind of principal would let me, another student from another school to be on their campus, don't they have some secret and shizt for competition or something. And what do you mean " You" does that mean I'm going there alone? You know my awkward behavior with new people I'll totally be stuttering in their school.

Eis Kanvas: Hahaha!! They'll surely mistake you as a girl when you arrive there. I can even imagine their faces when you tell them that you're a boy. Combining With Your Cute Embarrassed stuttering face and your feminine voice they will surely fall in love with you in your first Introduction.

Blank Kanvas: That's Even Worse!! And why are you laughing, I'm your son!! Aren't you supposed to be the one who'll Shoo away those perverted dogs!!?

Eis Kanvas: Hahaha!! But Their faces were too funny, you can't blame me.. Ohhh I still remember the first time when a boy mistook you for a girl and tried to ask us our permission to date you. Hahaha haha! His face, when I told him that you were a boy, was too funny, Hahahahaha!

Kei Kanvas: Dear~~ Dont bully our son, we know how sensitive he is of his feminine appearance.

Blank Kanvas: Yes Mom!! Scold the old man for laughing at my suffering.

Lei Kanvas: Although I'll admit it was funny, so it is justified

Blank Kanvas: -_-

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Yeah, my parents betrayed me,

Those Bastards even laughed at my suffering!!

So yeah here I am in the student council asking for a notice, so I can visit my cousin,

Oh yeah..,

Her Name Is Sakayanagi Arisu.

The Loli from the Classroom Of The Elite

is my cousin,

This also means ill go to the,

Tokyo Metropolitan Advanced Nurturing School,

Long Name I know...

Well considering that my cousin's father(Uncle) is the principal,

It can easily be explained, why I have granted access to that school,

As I stand at the corner of the student council room trying to be ignored so that I won't have to deal with new interactions.

Sona Finally Appeared.

"Hello Blank-san can you tell me the purpose of your visit here"

Sona a devil said, as she walked towards a chair and sat there. She then gestured to me to sit at another chair for me to sit on.

Well, I complied and sat at the chair facing her directly and said,

"Well yes, I'm just here asking for a notice, because I may be not attending class in a few days"

I said, trying my best to not sound awkward

Sona then pulled out a chessboard and placed it at the table that conveniently placed in front of us,

Sona then said,

"Hmmm... Care to play a match of chess while we are discussing your notice"

"Hmm, ~~ This devil surely wants to flex her chess skills on me. Well, jokes on you I have a super ai inside my ring that can guide me with this shizt. Although if I would win, that would mean Sona and I would be engaged.

Bahhh~~!! They dont have my consent about this engagement I can just decline it easily. Plus I'm sure her Crazy Older Sister would go crazy.

I can defeat her of course but that's just too troublesome.

" Hmm. Okay"

I said nonchalantly, heh I'll be sure to destroy your pride devil. Even though you are one of the respectful devils that I met, you trying to flex your chess skills on me is your downfall.

"Soo, what is the reason that you will not be attending school for a few days?"

Sona enquired as she moved her pawn to H-4

"Meh. it's family matters, I'm just visiting my cousin"

I said as I followed lord Reinhard's guide to where I should put my chess piece.

"Hm? If it's Family Matters then I won't ask you further"

Sona said as she proceeds to move at G-4

"Thanks for respecting my privacy..., I guess. Checkmate by the way"

I said as I defeated her in the first 2 moves,

What did they call this again?

[It's Fools Mate Sir]

Hah! Yes, what Reinhard said,

"Anyways GG I guess...Bye"

I quickly said as I walked and opened the door leading outside the student council.

I'm not gonna deal with Sona and the situation she's currently in,

Well, I'm not gonna marry her, of course,

I ain't getting tied because of a silly engagement that I don't agree into,

Though Serafall probably has a surveillance magic camera in the student council room. She's probably pissed at me for defeating her precious Sona.

Sighh It would be troublesome to deal with that, but it's worth it cause I flexed on Sona who tried to Flex on me,

Or as a in Jojo language would say,

"You thought, you can flex on me but I flexed on you trying to flex on me!!!!"

Still though Asia or Jeanne now.., I guess is troublesome

I forget that her alignment Is Lawful Good

Compared to me a Chaotic Neutral or Neutral Evil,

Depending on moral standpoints.

I mean is not saving the world inherently evil?

Well, I still need to inform Kazuma and Jibril,

Sighhh...Jibril would be troublesome though,

when we can finally talk often,

I need to visit my cousin,

Such Misfortune...

Well Maybe I can transport her to another world while I am visiting the Troublesome-Loli

I'm sure Jibril Won't Cheat on me by finding another master...

Hopefully, I guess...I Hate NTR

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Author's Thoughts

YES FUCK CANON!!

LET THERE ONLY BE CHAOS!!

BLANK WILL UNLEASH HIS INNER MERLIN

Well by the Time, he finished visiting the Troublesome Loli of course

Sakayanagi Arisu is In Classroom Of The Elite, Btw

I made them cousin's cause I watched too many Cote Fics Recently in Wattpad,

This would also give me enough time to research/read Dxd fics to refresh my knowledge, of course.

So yeah be prepared for Chaos in supernatural and Blank World Hopping Because he wants to do so,

Maybe Danmachi?

Blank Be Creating Enkidnu and Slap the hell out of Ishtar,

Also, don't Lewd Jeanne,

She's a Virgin Saint for Christ's Sake.

Read the Bible to cleanse your unholy eyes.

Meme

As Rias and Co was going back towards the ORC,

They heard Akeno screaming,

Rias: What did you do to my Queen!!?

Blank: She said spank me and I slapped her with the word of the lord!!

Jeanne Nods Slightly at the corner

Akeno: *Unholy Screaming*

Rias and Co quickly rushed over to alleviate their friend's pain.

Kazuma Was Nodding To Blank by upholding his oath as an Advocate Of Gender Equality

Jibril Invisible was laughing at Akeno's suffering,

As she said,

"There Can Only Be One SadoMasochist"