17 Blank Flexing On Dem Devils

Author Reminder

Blank IS NOT GAY!!

I shall write some smexshy smexshy in the next chapter

with Jibril and Blank

So Stay Alert for the next chapter

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Currently Blank and Kazuma is in Occult Research Club,

Blank is busy with his phone seemingly texting with someone.

Kazuma is busy arguing with issei, saying that boobs are overrated.

Issei is still arguing with Kazuma on how Boobs are not overrated, and saying so, is an act of HERESY. Ironic that he is a devil.

Koneko was just chilling on the couch eating the sweets that Blank snapped into existence, she still doesn't know how he did it, but she is determined to found out. She also looking at issei scornfully because issei unintentionally reminded her of his modest breast.

Kiba was just chuckling at the corner in the ever so polite manner.

Right now everyone was just minding their own business,

But the door suddenly opened, as they turned their heads towards the door, they saw Rias Gremory And Akeno Himejima already inside O.R.C.

"Alright Everyone, listen up. We've received news that a Stray Devil has been spotted in an abandoned warehouse near kuoh. Get ready because our orders are to eliminate it"

Rias said, announcing the orders to her peerage.

"A Stray"2x

Of course, Issei and soon-to-be Isseikai don't know what a stray is.

" They're essentially reincarnated-devils who were in a peerage that killed their Master for their own selfish needs. And let's just say things got real ugly."

Kiba explained to both degenerates.

"As expected, they are cementing to the minds of a new reincarnated devil that is issei, that becoming a stray is bad. Further lessening the chance of betrayal, well not really~, the devils just want to flex their powers to us, attempting to tempt us with benefits that their evil pieces grant. They are still devils, after all, they are sure sly madafakas."

Blank thought inwardly, concluding that this news's true purpose was just to try and tempt him and Kazuma to join rias' peerage.

"Ohh" 2x

Well, both degenerates are oblivious of course.

"Let's go everyone~~"

Akeno said in her ever seductive tone, not that it will work on blank but Kazuma and issei with their fumbling blushing face says another matter together.

Akeno used [Seductive Tone] on Blank,

It's not very effective,

Akeno used [Seductive Tone] On Kazuma and Issei,

It's super effective,

Blank seeing his friends face was preparing to use his [Thot Slayer Sword],

but a Wild Koneko interrupted him,

"Do you want to come with us Blank-senpai, and Kazuma-senpai

Koneko said stoically,

Kazuma hearing a cute-loli calling her senpai was shaken up,

" Yes! Of course"

He's so shaken up that he completely forgets about his trauma on how he killed someone,

"mhm yeah, someone needs to take care of Kazuma"

Blank said in a bored tone,

"Bahh!! Now you sound like my mother"

Kazuma complained that his friend's attitude reminds him of his mother,

"Tch! someone needs to take care of you idiot. I wouldn't even be surprised if you died because of a truck or something"

(The foreshadowing,

I know he died because of a tractor,

but considering Kazuma's personality that got influenced because of blank,

Kazuma would unlikely get killed because of saving a random girl,

more so having a heart attack, when he already killed someone,

Kazuma is braver than canon Kazuma)

"But how would you come with us, when your not part of rias peerage"

Kiba said acting to be oblivious,

"Hmph! I can easily make a portal to come with you, such toys have no use for me"

Blank said like a matter of fact tone,

Rias want to refute his words, of course, the evil pieces are one of the proud inventions that the devils would like to gloat, but doing that would sour their relationship making her progress trying to befriend said, person, to be lost.

So she can only be silent and nod, even though her pride was damaged, but it's worth it if Blank can help her in her arranged marriage.

The Devils all noded and cast a teleporting circle to teleport them out of the club room. Blank just snapped a portal into existence via space stone,

Snap*

"Yo Kazuma you sure, you wanna go?"

Blank asked his friend,

"Yes of course! How can I refuse a cute-loli"

Kazuma said righteously, as he walks toward the portal.

Blank hearing his friend just shook his head, he forgot that Kazuma in Konusuba is still a normal dude, so hormones clouding his judgment is possible.

Well, he needs a normal friend anyways, as Jibrils antics are slowly rubbing on him,

He then Proceeds to follow his friend toward the portal.

Finally walking through the portal. He saw everybody else at the warehouse, he stepped out of his portal and walked up to them.

"So the stray is here?"

Blank asked rias bored,

"That's right. And it's our job to get rid of it"

Rias said "heroically"

"Then let's not waste any more time then"

Blank said in a bored tone,

Blank then walked in front of the door, Hands-on his pockets, and then he proceeds to kick the door down via unnatural strength granted by the power stone.

While inwardly he was thinking

"Damn! I look badass"

They then look inside the warehouse but it was dark, well the devils have night vision but blank and Kazuma also has night visions.

So they were able to clearly see inside

"Oh, what's this~ A new prey~? I wonder if it tastes sweet or sour? Let's find out~."

The stray said as she revealed herself to be a woman with her top half nude showing her tata's, though her bottom was covered in shadows.

"Hell Yeah!! Boobs!!"

Issei can help but exclaim being a degenerate that he is,

Kazuma was on guard he may act like issei but he is still sane enough to not stare at the boobs of his enemies. He may be a degenerate pervert but survival was his priority,

Weelll...His friend can just protect him but he can't always rely on his friend after all his friend can't be always there to protect him at all times.

Blank seeing Kazuma actually serious, sighed in relief, he can't deal with another issei after all.

"Stray Devil Viser, you have committed treason and killed your master for your selfish desires. In the Name Of Gremory, we will kill you"

Rias said "valiantly"

Meanwhile Blank was just thinking,

"Pfffft! That's Chuuni As Fukk, I mean, In the name of Gremory? Hahaha! Is this what happens if you watch too much anime"

Blank was just dissing Gremory for his cringe-worthy lines.

"Shut is slut. You're just jealous that, you don't have breast dem big like this~~"

Viser said as she played with her tata's.

Blank was just thinking about how it became to this situation, I mean Viser playing with her breast is totally random.

As Rias was about some more cringy lines,

Blank couldn't help it anymore, he then said,

"Aight!!! Less Talking, Start Fighting"

Viser seeing a puny human girl interrupting her, decided that she needs to die first, With her average mana levels, she doubts she kills her.

"Hmph! Arrogant human, you think just because you have a devil protecting you, you can interrupt me, Lord Viser, Take this, [Poison Squirt]"

Viser arrogantly said as she grabs her tata's and then she points her tata's at Blank, Her tata's suddenly squirt something green, supposedly poison, as the poison was nearing Blank, Blank was still standing there doing nothing.

Viser Being a 3rd-rate Villain that she is, thought that Blank was standing there because "she" was frozen in fear,

What she didn't know was the reason Blank was just standing there, is because he laughing inside his mind.

"Pfffft...Ahahahahahahahaha!! Poison Squirt!!! Wheezee what kind of attack was that!! hahaha hahaha!"

Blank was laughing inside his head,

As the poison was about to touch blank, it suddenly slowed down, it looked like that the poison suddenly slowed down, as it neared blank until the poison fully stopped and started to fall, after all, no matter how strong the force that the poison will launch it will still not be enough to reach the infinity between Blank and The launched projectile.

Viser seeing this was. confused about how can this puny human girl do to make the poison behave like that. As any Stoopid Villains, she asked what happened thinking that her enemy would just reveal her cards.

"What did you do human, I Lord Viser, order you!"

Viser ordered no DEMANDED how the human stopped the undodgeable and unstoppable [Poison Squirt].

"Bruh. Did you just expect me to explain my powers"

Blank Deadpanned at Viser

"Yes I Lor-"

Shwooooooooooom*

Blank is having none of it dealing with an arrogant little sh*t was testing his patience, Viser may be funny as a sheet but she was also annoying, so blank quickly molded a destruction blast courtesy of Power Stone.

"You're annoying, I have no time to deal with little shits like you

Blank said bored, he is already used to killing, while he does not enjoy killing he does not dislike it either.

Peace was Never an Option*

Blank also doesn't like playing with his enemies, if possible he would end it at the first move.

The Devils seeing this noted that, at all cost do not annoy Blank as it clearly sees that he will most likely result in violence.

They also observed that the blast Blank Casted was similar to PoD, Rias likes to ask him of course, but she knew he will most likely deadpan at her and says along the lines of,

" Why would I explain my abilities"

As Blank would look like her like an idiot,

So asking directly would just be a waste of time,

Anyways~~,

"Oi!! Devils, I did your job do I get money or something"

Blank said, walking towards The devils gesturing a give me the money sign.

" "

The devils were just dumbfounded, this human can create food, why would he wants money anyway?

"Well yes, I'll hand it to you later"

Rias said not bothering to question him anymore, he will most likely ignore her anyway.

"Dude that was Badass!! Can you teach me how to do that"

Kazuma was just praising his friend, attempting to flatter him to teach him how to do that well he still has [Killer Queen], but he will most likely look weird to non-stand-users.

Blank just ignored Kazuma and Created a portal through their apartment.

"Imma go home too much action is troublesome"

Blank said walking toward the portal

"Hey Wait for me too!!"

Kazuma exclaimed running toward the portal

As Blank Walked out of the portal, what greeted him inside his and Kazumas Apartment was a God-Killing Angeloid and a Blonde Nun Chatting and Having Tea Together.

"I didn't expect you to make a friend Jibril"

Blank said announcing his presence to the angeloid and the nun.

"Masta~~~~ Aren't you happy that I visited you~"

Jibril said in an erotic tone, touching her lips with her hands.

Blank seeing this was thinking

"Damn that's smexshy...Oof stupid teenage puberty"

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Omake

Infinity Family

"Papa.. pat me"

Ophis said walking toward "her" papa, she then took a seat in her father's lap.

Blank seeing this as just thinking

"Don't lewd the loli, you have a wife...And since when did I became a father??"

Blank thought Inwardly As he subconsciously pats the Infinity Dragon God in a form of a loli, named Ophis

"Mhm, ~~ Love..you..papa.Zzzzzz"

Ophis muttered as she slept in her father's lap.

"Fukk I lewded a Loli, my daughter??.. That's even worse!!"

Blank depressingly thought,

What a Scum

Lewding a Loli is scum But!!

Lewding your own daughter Is the Worse than scum

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Author's Thoughts

Heyyy Jibril and Blank Smexshy Flirty time next chapter,

Blank and Jibril Unprotected Hand Holding Next Chapter,

How Lewd~~~

Bad Horny Author

Sorry if there's cringe but,

it is a necessary evil

Blank is Not GAYYYY

AND

AUTHOR NOT MASOCHIST

Meme

Why am I here?...?

Just to suffer...?