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The year 3059:

The year that saw the rise of the greatest serial killer of history. Far surpassing the evil of any other. He killed billions of people by himself. Causing disasters and catastrophes bigger than ever before. Stealing and detonating thousands of the most powerful nuclear bombs. Being the mastermind behind many of the biggest wars of that time. When asked of him, people , no matter who they were, only had one answer...

"He is the devil incarnate"

The year 3074, also known as the 'year of the devil's death':

He was finally captured. And when he was captured, the people only had one question."Why did you do all of this?".

When he heard that question, he gave the brightest most cheerful smile of all time, and said "For fun!"

For fun. He racked up a death count that reached the trillions, comitted the most disgusting and heinous crimes, destroyed entire CONTINENTS...for fun.

He was tortured to death that very night. But the thing that infuriated people the most, even though he was dead was the fact that right before his death

he gave the same smile as before and send

"You can kill me however you want, because I am not afraid of death. Death won't change the fact, that you idiots...lost."

and with that, the devil was gone forever. SIKE!! YOU THOUGHT!

Well, you probably knew that since this a book and al... ouch! okay fine! I won't break the fourth wall! geez. It was only for a little bit.

Anyway, he reincarnated into another dimension that had magic in it and became a force that rivaled the gods with his insane power. He killed even MORE people then in his previous life. He was a true menace to society. Well, at least before an army of heroes pulled up to his crib and killed him.

On the bright side, none of the heroes made it out his domain alive. The legendary demon was killed.

So how is it...that the supreme demonic entity, greatest evil of all time, the destroyer.

IS HAVING TROUBLE HOLDING HIS POOP FOR A FEW SECONDS!?