Birthday party Brax edition
Atila: "come on Brax don't keep me waiting"
Brax: " patience your majesty, we need to wait until everyone is at location
We'll move in 5 minutes"
Brax and Atila were at the gates of the city capital, they were waiting for the explosions around the continent
That's a sign that all Generals are at location at ready to attack
*BOOM*
Brax: " NOW YOUR MAJESTY LET'S BLAST THROUGH THE CITY GATES"
Atila: "*BLACK FIRE BALL*"
*WOOSH*
Atila: "FEEEEEEEAAAAAR MMEEEEEE"
Magic armor 69: "Hello there
may I have your identification papers please"
Atila: "...."
Brax: " WHY ARE YOU CALM DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE EXPLOSION EARLIER?!"
Armor 69: " I did, quite nice actually"
Brax: "what the hell are yo---*
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Brax: "?!!!! WE'RE UNDER ATTACK HOW DID THEY FIND US SOOO FAST?!!"
Armor 69: " calm down it's just the fireworks"
Brax: " fireworks?"
Armor 69: "yeah, haven't you heard it's the demon King's birthday"
Brax: "....."
Atila: "...."
Brax: "....."
Atila: "YOU NEVER GOT ME EXPLOSIONS ON MY BIRTHDAY"
Brax: "...
I got you a life size gold statue with daimond eyes..."
Atila: "AND IT MADE ME LOOK FAT"
Brax: "...."
Brax: "let's just make our way to the castle, their is a chance that they haven't noticed our arrival yet"
Atila: *slash*
Armor 69 was split from the waist
Armor 69: "YEEEEEESSSS"
Atila: "...."
Armor 69: " don't mind me, it's just that this level of damage will garuntee a paid sickness leave, please continue forth,
We were ordered by the first in command to let anyone who is dumb enough to attack the city gates straight to the royal castle "
Brax: "..."
Armor 69:" do you want a Brochure "
Brax: ".... "
Armor 69:".... "
Brax: " *sigh* yes please "
15 minutes later
Brax: " thanks Dave "
Dave: " You're welcome
Here is a coupon for next time
If you're still alive. "
Atila: "quit yapping and let's enter"
The castle had no gaurds
Or anyone else
Just a bunch of signs pointing to a specific direction that says Demon king throne room
Not a trap.
Brax: "..."
Brax and Atila reach the rooms door.
*CRACK*
Atila breaks it in a second and jumps in
Atila: " I AM THE -
Were did he go"
No one sat on the throne
Did he run away
Sapphire: " Hello there"
Suddenly a kick comes into contact with Atilla's right cheek
Sapphire: " THAT'S RIGHT BITCH I FINALLY LEARNED HOW TO DO A FLYING KICK"
Atila flys into the wall.
Atila stood up after her slam
And looked in the direction of the mocking voice
There stood a man
Tall and imposing
Clad in black
In contrast to his silver white hair
And on his face a sadistic smile that shows unspeakable excitement
Like he's looking at a toy to be broken
Attila couldn't help but shudder for a moment before she regained her sense of self.
Atila regained her pride and once again spoke.
Attila: " I AM-"
*PUNCH*
Before she even began speaking a punch broke her nose and sent her flying to the wall again.
Blood started entering her throat
Atilla: " *cough* YOU *COUGH* WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
I DIDN'T EVEN GIVE YOU MY ADDRESS
WHAT DEMON LORD - "
*PUNCH*
Attila flew again
*crack*
Sapphire cracked his knuckles
Sapphire: " your name I know it
Your address don't need it
Your life just throw it
Because on my home you intruded"
*Flame ball*
Attila blocked the fire ball
She is by no means weak
But those attacks just caught her off gaurd.
Attila:" joke all you want I'll - *
*punch*
Attila dodged that
Atilla:" LET ME FINISH MY DIALOGUES GOD DAMMIT
I PRACTICED ALOT IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR YOU KNOW"
Sapphire: " don't get it"
Attila: "what?"
Sapphire: "in stories and movies the hero and the villain always wait for each other to finish their speeches about world domination, friendship, or even transformation
I seriously don't get the point
Why give the enemy any time to think or power up at all, just get it over with already "
Attila: " what's the hell are you on-"
*punch*
*dodge*
Atilla: " THAT'S IT YOU DIE NOW "
And so the battle begins...
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15 minutes before the fight
Sapphire:" is all ready? "
Skadi:" yes, I sent everyone away and prepared to evacuate the city in case the city gets out of hand
I'll keep watch just incase and not interfere"
Sapphire: "Good job
(Now
We just need to practice some cool lines)
Ruby: " is that really necessary? "
Sapphire:" of course, that's what they do in stories and movies "
Ruby: " I don't get it, why wait for each other to finish these speeches about world domination, friendship, or even transformation
I seriously don't get the point "
Sapphire : " THAT'S A GREAT LINE, I'LL USE IT"
Ruby: "...."
Sapphire: " now let's practice this poem I've been working on in front of the mirror"
Ruby: "..."
Sapphire: " Your name don't need it...."
Chapter End