Actuall West

Author's secret thoughts: (Dammit what should I right to buff the word count...)

Author's note: "... Umm.... I like avocados..."

(HAH THOSE FOOLS I ACTUALLY HATE AVOCADOS)

"Well enjoy the chapter"

At the actual West

Vlad: "mm.. Pendragon what are you doing here?"

Pendragon: " I wrapped it up early so I came here to help"

Vlad: " wait weren't we ordered to stay at our posts"

Pendragon: "...."

Vlad: " Pendragon what did you do"

Pendragon: " so I might have destroyed a little bit of the south and got kicked away by Lox"

Vlad: "....."

Pendragon: " what how am I supposed to know that ice is flammable"

Vlad: " it's not"

Pendragon: "...."

Vlad: " and what are they doing here?"

Angel: " *munch* *munch*"

Fanny: " *munch* *munch*"

Pendragon: "eating skewer and cake"

Vlad: "that's not....

Never mind"

Pendragon: "where is the enemy any way?"

Vlad: " I'm tracking them down

For some reason they didn't show up

But I think we're getting close"

??? : "WHAAAT DO YOU MEAN HE'S NOT COMING?!"

????? : " Relax that's why he sent us in his place"

Vlad: " Hello there"

??? : "!!!"

Vlad: "may I be right to assume that you are the enemy"

??? : "now that it's come to this I guess we have no choice

I am QUAKE

ONE OF DEMON KING ATTILAS TO GENERALS

OUR ADDRESS IS-'

Vlad: " yeah sorry we're already late schedule so I need you to skip the address part"

Quake: "....."

Vlad: " and those ladies are?"

????? : "Hmph, Fine I'll tell you our name before you die

Starting from the right"

? : "Sally"

?? : "Lilly"

??? : "Elly"

???? : "Milly"

????? : "Sharona"

Fanny: (whispering) " Why doesn't her name end in lly?"

Angel: (what should we do? Should we ask about it?)

Pendragon: " (whispering) : but what if she's sensitive about it?"

Milly: "that's why I told you to change your name"

Elly: "this is embarrassing"

They both said dejectedly

Sharon: " I can't help it it's my actual name"

Vlad: "may I be quick to assume that you five were not our original opponents"

Quake: " Sigh... Yes it's supposed to be me and their father, but I don't know where he went at this time"

Pendragon: "it doesn't matter who our opponent is, come and get it Quack and illy five"

Quake: "HOOOLDDD ONNNN THERE WHO ARE YOU CALLING QUACK IT'S QUAKE LIKE EARTH QUAKE"

illy five: " AND WHO ALLOWED YOU TO NAME OUR GROUP"

Sharona: " PLUS I AM SHARONA

SHAAAAAROOOONAAAA"

Pendragon: "it's easier then remembering all your names

Also you look like a duck"

(note Quake is a giant blue demon with a beak)

Pendragon: " where ducks a part of the ingredients of your making?"

Quake: " I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I WAS MADE USING PLATYPUS PART

NOT DUCKS"

Angel: "hey does platypus taste good on a skewer?"

Fanny: " actually I never tasted platypus meat before?"

Pendragon: " *sigh* sadly the king forbade me from eating anything that talks"

Fanny: " technically the dead don't talk"

Pendragon: "...

THAT'S GENIUS"

Quake: "....."

Chapter End