10 The brotherhood

(Shirou's pov)

Back in home in my room there was an arrow with a paper tied to it.

This truck will be the end of me, wait she actually was.

Nevermind that, I probably should read that letter.

Truck-chan: "Congratulations on finishing Fate/kaleid prisma Illya season 1. It was very entertaining watching you but there was too little romance and misunderstandings. As everyone knows in every romance there need to be some drama and easiest way to create it are misunderstandings. We need to fix this in the next season."

I almost crushed letter in my hands. What does she think my life is, some kind of anime, novel or even worse.. a fanfic?

Truck-chan: "The beat part when you screamed 'fuck the cannon'. I was rolling around laughing uncontrollably. You thought that your little stunt could change the plot. How cute."

Now that I think about I realy didn't change anything yet. All I did was stole the spotlight from Illya and saved Miyu from being smacked around by berserker.

Truck-chan: "Anyway I wanted to inform you about some changes. It's a little bit boring if everything goes according to the story so I added some characters from others anime. Don't worry, I won't add anything ridiculous such as Highschool DxD. There only be some small cameos that will add some spice to the story."

Don't add spice to my life!

Truck-chan: "Ps. You will see the cameo soon.

Psps. ROB says he wants to see more wheels.

Pspsps. He is a pervert.

Pspspsps. It wasn't meant for you, I just wanted to call a cat but instead wrote it for you."

I am speechless. I don't even know how react.. again. I also like to tease others but she takes it on another level.

I should go to sleep.

The next day at school there was a sudden assembly. Apparently there was a new principal transferred to our school.

When I saw him waking up to microphone I knew that school would be a lot more interesting from now on.

Principal: "Because of some circumstances I was transferred to this school and I hope we all get... ALONG."

Later that day after the lessons I was walking down the hallway thinking about the future and how would I deal with upcoming problems.

While in my thoughts I bumbed into someone and that was none other than our new principal.

He dropped some papers on the floor. Between these papers were picture of different kinds of asses.

Principal looks at me and start sweating.

Principal: "This is not what it looks... LIKE."

Shirou: "Don't worry Mr. principal I won't tell anyone of these pictures but I would like to have one favor from you."

Principal: "As an educator I'm not the most fond of... BLACKMAIL."

Shirou: "I'm not blackmailing you, I'm trying to make a deal with you. I do something for you and you do something for me, that's all.

Principal: "I'm not making deals with anyone. First I need to know if you are one of my.. PEOPLE. So tell me, are a boobs man or an ass man."

I smirked at his question because I know the exact answer that would let me win him over... but o won't lie to myself just to appease him.

I say with the serious voice.

Shirou: "I'm thighs man."

Principal: "I see, so we can't be... FRIENDS."

Shirou: "Wait before you decide let me explain myself. From these pictures you dropped I knew that you are an ass man but as a man I couldn't lie to myself just to make false brotherhood between us.

What I want is a real kinship and without sincerity. I want also mention that even if I'm a thighs man that does not mean I can't appreciate other things or ass."

At the word 'ass' principal's eyes shine for a moment.

Principal: What do you mean by... THAT?"

Shirou: "It means exactly what I said. While I think that thighs are the best without a great ass they can't shine as brightly. There is great connection between these two. Even breasts and ass are just two sides of the same coin. One is on upper body and the other is on lower, one is in front and the other behind, one is a ying while the other is yang. What is important is balance. There are always something good in one of these but in another way.

I have a saying 'flat is justice, medium is premium, oppai is truth and thicc thighs save lifes'."

Principal hearing all of that hugged me.

Principal: "You've said enough, I understood everything. You accept all types of beauty, you don't discriminate. That is what a real man would do. From now on we are... BROTHERS."

I hugged him back. We stayed like this for a few minutes not saying a single word. After we separated I helped principal take all documents to his office.

(Rin's pov)

What did I just witness? I was on class duty today so I stayed a little longer than the rest and when I was about to leave I noticed Emiya-kun. He bumbed into our new principal and they started talking about asses, breasts and thighs and how they complete each other.

Suddenly principal hugged Emiya-kun and they stayed like this for a few minutes in complete silence.

After that they went in the direction of principal's office.

I of course followed them but not because of curiosity. I just want to keep an eye on principal. He is quite a suspicious individual.

Yes, yes. I nodded as if agreeing with my words.

Principal: By the way Emiya-kun, you have someone you love... RIGHT?"

These words picked my interest. Does Emiya-kun really have someone he loves?

Shirou: "Is it so obvious?"

He scratched his head in embarrassment. He looks cute like that. Wait! Did he just confirm that he has a crush? Who is she!!?

Principal: "I've seen these eyes many times in my life. I wouldn't make a mistake about... IT."

Shirou: "You sure know you stuff Mr. principal.

Principal: "I just wanted to ask if she has great... THIGHS."

Emiya-kun smiles at him.

Shirou: "The best"

Principal nodded in satisfaction.

After that they yet again went silent. NO! Give me the name. Who is Emiya-kun in love with but I never got my answer but my heart hurt when I saw Emiya-kun's smiling while talking about some girl. Does it mean that I don't have a chance. Like that will gonna stop me. I'll just make Emiya-kun forget about that girl and fall for me.

While thinking of it I saw a flash image of Archer. Why did he popped inside my head?

And just like that everyone went their own way.