Messing with tsundere is fun

(Shirou's pov)

The next day went as usual and nothing happened at school. At home Illya seemed in deep thoughts but I'm not sure if it's about being a magical girl or mysterious observer. She could possibly recognize my voice but I don't think that she would link him and me.

The same day at midnight I went under the bridge where Illya and Miyu should fight Medea but arriving there I can't see anyone.

After a few minutes they all came back with shattered clothes but without any injuries. It seems that they didn't wait for me as I asked them but I don't blame them afterall I'm quite suspicious individual.

Shirou: "Looks like you didn't need my help afterall. I'm sorry that I forced myself on you."

As I said that I did an exaggerated bow for them.

Rin: "Your sarcasm doesn't help us."

Shirou: "Why should I help when you don't want it. I offered my aid but you went inside by yourselves."

Luvia joined the conversation.

Luvia: "It's our problem to solve and it have nothing to do with outsider like yourself."

Shirou: "You mean outsiders like these two elementary students."

Rin: "We also didn't want to drag them into it but at this point we need their powers as we can't use kaleidosticks because of our circumstances.

She looks away from me and can't look me into eyes.

I bump my fist on the open palm like I'm having some idea.

Shirou: "Ah, I see. These two sticks abandoned you and your friend here and choose new masters which are these two little girls and you can't force them to terminate som kind of contract."

Rin and Luvia: "How can you guess so accurately!!!"

They were so so shocked that they didn't even notice that I called them friends. On another note it's fun to mess with them. I think I found new meaning to my life.

Shirou: "It was just a guess. Yesterday one of these sticks was talking to me so it meant that it has some kind of intelligence and ability to make decisions as she was the only one that noticed me and called me out so if she doesn't like you she would choose someone else and the same goes for the other one I assume.

Luvia: "Your deduction is a little bit scary.

Of course it's scary because I didn't deduce it but knew it from the beginning.

Shirou: "Going back on topic, it can affect outsiders."

Luvia: "What do you mean?"

Shirou: "What if fragments of heroic spirits will get out from mirror world and wreck havoc in this one?"

Rin: "It's impossible. To be able to get out from there you would need to literally have a power to destroy a dimension."

Shirou: "You know what, you are right. It's not possible toget out from mirror world the same way it's impossible to get in there without a kaleidostick. How did I miss such a detail."

I say as sarcastically as possible to make my point.

Luvia: "Hohoho, you should use your brain Rin but no pressure, I know that you don't have much experience with it.

Rin: "Shut it, it's not like you didn't think what I said.

They started to fight and it escalated into a fight. To be honest it was how fast they end up fighting.

Shirou: "Stop right here, it's not time for conflict between you two. We should discuss what we need to do now. Seeing that it didn't end up well for all you there I would suggest changing your plan of attack."

Rin: "It's not like you would do any better."

Shirou: "You are just assuming that I'm weaker than you just because you didn't see my capabilities to hide your embarrassment of losing against Medea."

Rin: "I'm NOT hiding embarrassment!!!

Shirou: "You sound like a tsundere."

Rin: "I'm NOT a tsundere!!!"

Shirou: "That's what a tsundere would say. At this point I'm convinced that your photo is in dictionary next to definition of tsundere."

Rin: "You know me for less than a day and we talked for about 20 minutes in total."

Shirou: "And in this time you convinced me that you are 100% pure tsundere."

Luvia: "You two get along really well. Maybe you should start your love story and leave Shirou to me."

Rin: "We both know that it won't happen. My love for Shirou is not so weak that will crumble after I meet a new guy. Wait now that I calmed a little, why did you called that servant Medea."

Shirou: "That's because it's her name.

Luvia: "How do you know who that was even if weren't there."

Shirou: "I'm just full of mysteries aren't I.

Luvia: "So you won't answer for that either.

She says that but she was expecting that.

Luvia: "Can you at least tell us how we should call you because I doubt you'll tell us your real name."

Shirou: "You can call me Archer."

Rin and Luvia: "???"

Rin: "You mean like the servant's class?"

Shirou: "Exactly like a servant's class."

Luvia: "But yesterday you told us that you are a magus. By that logic shouldn't you be a caster?

Shirou: "Normally you would be correct but I also said that I'm an unorthodox one, didn't I.

Rin: "Ok, but why Archer specifically."

Shirou: "Add it to your list of things you don't know about me.

Rin: "I don't have such list."

Shirou: "If you don't have one just make one. It will help you keep track of my mysteries. At this point it should be pretty long list. Who am I, why do I want to meddle with you after all I could do it myself, How do I know the name of the servant I didn't meet and many more to come."

Rin: "I don't have energy to respond to you antics."

Shirou: "So I need to try harder to get a reaction."

Rin: "I think you have your priorities messed up."

Shirou: "There's nothing straighter than my priorities besides my sexuality."

Rin and Luvia: "..."

I turned my head and saw both Miyu and Illya with red cheeks and avoiding my gaze. To be honest I forgot that they are still here.

Miyu: "Pervert."

Ouch, I feel like arrow just pierced me. It hurts even more than I thought and even Avalon went help me to heal faster from that. And she said it with expressionless face if you ignore her blush.

Shirou: "*cough* We'll meet tomorrow at midnight at this place and this time wai for me, well se ya."

And with that words I leave the group and go home.