1 Death isn't fun

Well, here I am in a white room with nothing but one desk made of mahogany. I can't remember why but I feel like it's a reference of some kind, not that it matters.

First things first, let's try to remember why I am here. The last thing I recall is taking a walk in the woods, as I like to do from time to time. It was late at night, so my vision was limited, and I couldn't see far ahead.

Suddenly, a pair of glowing eyes stared at me, but I wouldn't guess that they weren't eyes but truck headlights in a thousand years.

This truck looked almost like a predator looking for new prey, and that prey was me.

Realizing that, I started running as fast as I could, but nothing can run away from the death god himself.

After he ran over me, I started to bleed out. Losing my consciousness, the last word I heard in this world were

???: "See you in another life."

So I died, and I will be reincarnated if I believed in that voice before my death. I just hope it won't be some kind of brutal world like ... or ... ??? Why can't I recall any anime, manga, or even films and books. Maybe truck-kun hit me harder than I thought and gave me a concussion and amnesia to boot.

Never mind that, but if I'm going to be reincarnated, where is the so-called god.

As I was thinking about what I should do, someone appeared behind the desk made of mahogany. It was a man in his 30s wearing a business suit and glasses sitting over his eyes.

As he materialized chair and sat behind a desk which is made of mahogany by the way he started talking

??? "Who are you, and how did you die?"

Straight to the point. It saves me some time, but what do I need it for now as I am dead. Better to answer him first before I start being philosophical.

Mc: "I don't remember who I am, but I died because a truck ran over me in the woods."

Hearing that, the man sighed and waved his hand before my face. I began to remember all the series I watched and read and some things of my life, but not all of the memories were recovered.

???: "Do you remember now?"

Mc: "I remember almost everything but nothing about myself."

???: "Regrettably, I don't have the power to recover these memories as a more powerful god locks them."

Mc: "What god?"

???: "Truck-chan, goddess of death."

Wait for a second, did he just say goddess as in female god,

???: " That's what I said."

Did he read my mind? Shit, don't think about Rin Tohsaka's thighs, don't think about, don't think about it...

Reading my thoughts, he smirked and said

???: "Good taste"

Ok, pause. I need some time to process this.

I was trying not to fantasize about Rin, but by doing that, I did what I didn't want to, and god complimented my taste.

Mc: "Thank you? But first, what should I call you?"

???: "Call me ROB like many others."

Mc: "Why ROB?"

ROB: "That's for comments to explain."

Mc: "What are you talking about?"

ROB: "Nothing important but first, let's talk about what will happen to you. I will reincarnate you in a world of anime, manga, film, or movie."

Mc: "Can I choose the world?"

ROB: "No, but you can choose one power for yourself, but it can't be something unreasonable like being a Saiyan in my hero academia and no system."

Mc: "So, how do you decide a world?"

ROB: "We use the wheel of reincarnation. Do you want to spin, or can I?

I don't know why but he looks excited to spin the wheel. Maybe I should let him do it.

ROB smiled at my thoughts and spun the wheel with the biggest smile I ever saw on someone, which is a little bit creepy.

The wheel was spinning for a little while and began to slow down and finally stopped at one of the franchises I didn't want to be reborn into. It was, of course, the Fate franchise. Don't get me wrong, I love fate waifus as much as the next guy, but I'm not going to risk running into Gilgamesh or crazy priest with love for mapo tofu or even worse if I'm reincarnated into Fate/extra or Fate CCC because I don't know about them that much.

Mc: "So which Fate series am I being reincarnated into?"

ROB: "Because I can't recover all of your memories, I'll let you decide."

Finally, a ray of hope in these dark times. Think which Fate series is the most family-friendly.

Mc: "Ok, I choose Fate/kaleid universe with all of archer Emiya's power."

ROB: "No problem, and because of your wish, you will be reincarnated into Shirou Emiya's body because he is the most compatible with this power, and before you ask, you won't get his memories."

Mc: "Why!!? Isn't it standard pack in fanfics to have them?

ROB: "And where is fun in that."

He said with a smirk on his face.

ROB: " Two more things before I send you. First I gave you a little bonus. If you overuse your magic, your skin will still turn dark and your hair white, but after rest, they'll turn back normal, and second, you could wish to be reborn in "Today's Menu For Emiya Family" if you wanted a normal life. Bye"

Mc: "... I FORGOT ABOUT THAT ANIME!!!!..."

And just like that, I woke up on a school field. My head hurts a lot, so I can presume that the original Shirou died because of head damage or ROB put him to sleep forever inside my head... or not. Thinking about it won't help me for now. First, I need to know when I am to know what to do. I know that I'm at school but is it middle or high school.

If I was doing high jump, it means I'm currently in middle school and have three love interests which is nice because I don't know if I could do this jump for hours just to impress these girls.

More importantly, I have a few years to prepare myself for the plot of Prisma Illya. By the way, I'm still salty about "Today's Menu For Emiya Family," but I have to make the best of the situation I'm in.

First, I need to go home. The problem is I don't know which way is my new home.

Looking around, I noticed a girl with black hair made into twin tails. That, of course, was none other than Rin Tohsaka. I don't think she will be able to help me, but it's better than nothing, and maybe I will be able to get some points with her, which would be a nice bonus.

I start walking towards her. Seeing that, she starts to panic a little bit, and it's the cutest thing I ever saw.

(Starting from now, Mc will be called Shirou)

Shirou: "Can you help me a little?"

Rin, with a slight blush, nodded

Shirou: "I know it can be a strange question, but do you know me?