12 Chloe 1

(Shirou's pov)

One month has passed since Nanami discovered my secret. Luckily she didn't ask me too many questions about me but she came to my training spot almost everyday. She also made me lunch at the days she came to watch me train. She is great cook by the way. I almost had a foodgasm the first time I tried her food.

At first I was pretty annoyed that she kept coming back but you wouldn't imagine she is so stubborn. I just gave up after few days which made her happy.

Besides my training I had important debates with principal at least once a week. I try to guide him toward thighs path while he tries to guide me towards ass path but in the end we respect each others opinions and preferences.

Few days later Illya went out telling me that she is going to her friend's house which probably means that she is going to Miyu to meet with Rin and Luvia. If she isn't going to Luvia's house I'll leave her alone but I realy want to try fight Chloe at least once.

Fortunately I was right and readied my clothes and mask and was all set for today's events.

I follow them to the forest and as expected Illya was hanging all tied up.

Chloe defeated Rin and Luvia with their own bidding strap. The next one was Miyu. Chloe managed to get Sapphire and throw her away making Miyu unable to fight.

When all hope was lost a hero appeared... I would say if I didn't know that everything was under control.

I showed myself to everyone making them suprise. I looked at Rin and Luvia.

Shirou: "Rin, if you wanted to be tied up you should just ask me and bot make a child do it. You could go to jail for that."

Rin: "Who would want to be tied up like this!!!"

Shirou: "You would be suprised but nevermind your fetishes I see you have problem at hand. Would you like me to solve for you"

I said pointing at Chloe.

Rin: "Don't change the subject, that's not my fetish!!!"

Shirou: "Is that really so important for you to let me know what is and isn't your fetish. I'm quite flattered."

Rin: "That's not what I meant!!!"

Ok, enough teasing her. Let's focus on my opponent.

Shirou: "Sorry to make you wait and thank you for being patient."

Chloe: "It was nothing. Thanks to you I witnessed quite interesting spectacle today."

She said playfully.

Chloe: "But enough of small talk let's talk about your business today."

Shirou: "I had family matter to attend."

She looks at me confused.

Shirou: "Because I am your father!"

Chloe: "WHAT!"

Rin and Luvia: "WHAT!"

Illya and Miyu: "WHAT!"

Shirou: "...Is what I would say if I would be you father but I'm not."

They looked at me dumbfounded.

Chloe suddenly project her twin swords and attacks me. I was ready for that and had my own Bakuya and Kanshou in my hand blocking her.

Shirou: "It's not very nice to attack without warning.

Chloe: "I don't know why but I had a big urge to punch you at the moment but my hands were holding sword and you know the rest."

She gave me the most cheerful smile she could make.

After that she made some distance and throw her swords at me. While they are flying towards me I also throw my weapons but not in her direction but to my right and left side making her swords curving towards them missing me completely.

Chloe: "What did you do!?"

Shirou: "You use your weapons without knowing it's abilities?

Chloe: "Of course I know it's abilities. They are so called married swords, they attract each other and always come back to each other but that would mean..."

Shirou: "... That I have identical swords unless..."

Chloe: "... You could trace them the same way I can."

She looks at me in disbelief the same way Rin and Luvia when I explained myself afte saber fight.

Shirou: "Enough talking let's finish our fight."

As I said it I let go of my swords and project nameless bow and shot some weak arrows at her. She blocks it with fake Nine lives. I then project my own fake Nine lives but I had the strength to use it more skillfully. I smashed her axe-sword with my own shattering it.

She is suprised by that outcome and that made her be stunned for a second. I used that moment and throw her to the swamp making her unable to use her magecraft.

Shirou: "I'm done with her. Rin, Luvia do what you want with her. I'll be seeing you the next time something wrong happens."

I was ready to leave but someone called me.

Rin: "Wait, can you come with us to interrogate her?"

Shirou: "Why?"

Rin: "Because I feel like you something about this situation."

Shirou: "Maybe I do but why should I tell you anything?"

Luvia: "Rin will be your maid for one day."

Shirou: "Deal!!!"

I answered without any hesitation.

Rin: "What!!?"

Luvia: "I'll double your pay for that day."

Rin: "Deal!!!"

I think I saw yen symbol in her eyes when she agreed.

Luvia: "Rin, while you are with him you can get some information about him. There won't be better opportunitie for that."

Rin woke up from her trance and after some thinking she nodded.

Shirou: "You know that I'm standing right next to you."

Luvia: "Does it change anything for you?"

Shirou: "It does not."

Luvia: "Then it's alright."

I don't know why but I feel little annoyed.

We all went together to Luvia's house (mansion). Luvia and Rin tied her to something that looked like a cross.

Shirou: "Not only you like being tied up but also to tie others too. It's a shame that you use your talents on elementary school student. Unfortunately I need to call police on you "

I shake my head showing my disappointment.

Rin: "Will you let it go already!? I don't have that kind of hobby!"

After my usual teasing session Rin started questioning Chloe. She didn't get any useful information and looked at me without saying anything.

I guess she wants me to tell something helpful and I don't mind since I'll get my reward later.

Shirou: "Remember how Illya had less energy than usual?"

They all nodded.

Shirou: "That's because of her. Illya was split in two when she included with Archer card. One is Illya that we all know and the other is Illya fused with Archer card and that is also why she have all his powers."

Luvia: "But why did they split?"

Shirou: That will be explained by someone else."

Rin: "Who?"

I would show them my grin but my mask cover my mouth.

Shirou: "I don't want to ruin suprise. Anyway I know that your mission is to recover all servant cards but better forget about that one since the only way to get is to kill her and I rather not see you slaughter elementary school student."

While I was explaining things Chloe looked at me with a lot of expressions. There was suprise, anger, fear and gratitude.

Chloe: "How do you know all of this?"

Shirou: "You should ask Rin about it."

She turns her head towards Rin and asks confused

Chloe: "What is he talking about?"

Rin: "Don't tell me you mean 'that'."

Shirou: "Oh, I mean 'that'."

It's good that I wear a mask because i probably have the most evil grin imagined.

Rin sighs.

Rin: "It's on the list of Archer's mysteries"

She looks dejected saying that but I feel quite proud of that gag.

Shirou: Well I leave you now that I completed my side of the deal, bye."

With these words I leave Luvia's house.