2 An apologetic-ish god and wishes

"Long enough young one"

The floating spiritual like orb was greeted by a much larger spiritual Like w orb.

"FINALLY mister i don't mean to be rude or anything but can you explain all of the shit that's just happened to me I know your probably some type of rob"

The larger spiritual orb even though not visibly was worried that our dashing main character had already caught light of this

"ahh yeah my bad? I'm truly sorry young one due to some um- unfortunately circumstances you have died.."

'Did this fucker just say my bad?!?'

"UNFORTUNATE? for the love of Pete I at least deserve an answer that isn't so half assed!"

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"..."

"If I where to give you the so called "isekai deal" with 2 wishes would you perhaps let this slide and forget this ever happened?"

"Let me choose the world and you got yourself a bloody deal!"

The higher entity was a bit taken back 'didn't he decide a little too fast?' it had thought,

"SCREW earth! Imma be KING of the new WORLD baby" he started to spin his new glowing orb body like crazy

He then coughed turning his astral like body back to the higher entity "so does the package come with a system?"

The higher being gave a light chuckle "only our finest with all the norm function quest,shop and etc"

The Astral body was jumping up and down "OKOK for my first wish I wanna be born as the son of Batman Damian Wayne I like the little shit he's got that spice. But make me the same age as robin... oh also Make it so it's like original Damian's situation have it so Bruce doesn't find out until tahlia tells him or i do and make sure to boost my looks also make it so that Thalia abandond me."

The higher being instantly replied "Sure and I'll count that as one what's the next?"

He inwardly smiled "I want instant mastery."

The higher being then asked in a confused manner "why not ask to be all powerful? Ain't it basically the same thing.."

"Because I want at least a bit of substance to the story of my new life... plus I gotta system which practically means instantly cracked."

"Fair point...and let me guess the world you wanna be in is Teen Titans right?"

The boy chuckled "always thought I'd fit in with the characters guess its time to Put it to the test..."

The higher being gave a kind of nodding motion in agreeance "I'll put you in the body of a 14 year old a year to train should be enough for you. By the time you become 15 the teen titans will begin to form."

The boys astral like for then began to go "you have no idea how much this means to me man heh if I could cry I would..thank you..."

"No problem squirt...just make it a lil interesting for me."

"You got it!"

And just like that the boys spirit had vanished.

"I almost feel bad for not telling him I got drunk and dropped my toaster in his hot tub... oh well this life will be better for him anyway."