1 MAH FUCKN TUB??

Life is full of surprises.

And sometimes we aren't ready for those surprises because sometimes those surprises consist of you DROWNING IN A MAH FUCKN HOT TUB AND GETTING SENT TO THE GOOLAG.

*insert in-fucking-hale*

Ok let me relax where do I start?

The names super mommy milker fort seve- ok maybe not the time to be joking I'll be serious now.

My names Archie and I was your average 16 year old up until a few hours ago I was living a normal life you know? doing the usual going to school keeping up with my grades and desperately trying to gain a love life.

It wasn't the life of Tom Holland or anything but- I was CONTEMPT with it.

Now why I'm talking as if I'm no longer living that "normal life" I had spoken of well funny thing actuall-

IM FUCKING DEAD

OH LAWD HAVE MERCY I MISS MY BABY SMOOTH SKIN. I DiDNT EVEN LOOSE MY VIRGINITY FUDGE NUGGETSSS.

(Internally inhales yet again)

Alright I was freaking out sorry..let me explain to you guys upon how I got into this Situation or atleast what I know. The last thing I remember was being in the bath whilst watching teen titans for old time sake because it had been a long day and I wanted to un wind...do t judge me I'm fucking dead.

BUT THEN NEXT THING I KNOW MY WINDOW BREAKS AND I FEEL LIKE KILLUA BECAUSE THERS WAS WATTS OF ELECTRICITY PASSING THROUGH MY BODY BUT THE ONLY DIFFERENCE BEING I GOT NO PLOT ARMOUR.

But oh no don't get confused that not what killed me hurt like a bitch but didn't kill me.

I began to slide down and sink with my phone above my chest as the tap of my bath continued until the water had reached above my nose as for some reason I was unable to move my body.

And so I died in mah tub

MAH MUFKN TUB!

And let me tell ya the feeling of loosing the oxygen in your lungs slowly and not being able to do anything about it is just as infuriating as it is traumatising.

And you know what sucks? I died just to realise that whole flash before your eyes shit was a bunch of bs

JUST TO BLINK AND END UP HERE

If I could cry I would I have no ideas where the hell I am the space I'm in looks like it never ends. A white space that goes on forever and right now I'm kind a this little soul orb... trippiest experience ever.

Is this the end? The after life? Maybe I should tried a little harder..

Wait how long have I been talking to myself?

"Long enough young one."

(This the only chapter that go He this short)