7 I'VE ESCAPED THE DUNGEON!
I woke up, my body still feeling a bit groggy from the fight yesterday. I yawned.
"Gooood morning!" I said, speaking to myself.
[Oh, you're finally awake.]
"WOAH YOU'RE BACK-" I yelled, my voice echoing through the dungeon.
[Yep... Sadly]
"Well, that's just great! Wait, what do you mean, sadly-"
[Oh uh, quick, other Ai, cover for me-]
{Host's current remaining health is at 75%. Host's main form, "Arch slime" Has lost an arm from last battle}
"OH SHOOT, I FORGOT ABOUT THAT-" I yelled, Looking at my left arm I lost from that battle with the wolf thing. "Eh, I guess things could be worse though, I did get a new form and I didn't die... Oh yeah! Show me my status!"
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Name: {Blank}
Species: Arch slime
Lv: 2
Skills: Gluttony, System, Demon lizard breath, Camouflage, Magic sense, Fly, Echolocation, Defense Form, Punching attacks enhancement, Bloodsucking, Ice affinity, ???????, Icicle blast, Paralysis bite.
Forms: Demon lizard, Giant Bat, Vampire, Ice wolf
Credits: 500
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"Hmmm..." I looked over the screen. "It's a bit sad that I didn't get that skill the wolf used to almost kill me... But I got these two other ones that will be sure to help! And that new form and 2 levels just make it better. Oh! and some credits too! Now I'm kinda glad I battled that Ice wolf, even if I did lose an arm."
I stood up. "Alrighty! It's time to get out of this place!"
[Anddd how exactly are you gonna do that? I'm pretty sure dungeon doors are locked from the inside so monsters can't get out... Aka you.]
"Ohhhh yeah, you're righttt-" I looked towards the door and cracked my non-existant knuckles. "ICICLE BLAST!" Icicles formed around me and shot at the door. Surprisingly, the icicles just bounced off of the door.
[Pff-]
"S-SHUT UP! Damn... I really expected that to work..." I mumbled as I walked over to the door.
[Buddy, that door is made from like, solid steel or iron or somethin', so there's no chance you're breaking through it at the level you're at now!]
{That indeed, is true, Host.}
"Hmph..." I kinda just, put my hand on the door and it opens up slowly.
.
.
.
[I- What kinda idiot made the door openable from the inside?]
"Well... Who cares about that, I wanna see the outside world!" I ran out of the dungeon at top speeds. What awaited me was a beautiful forest- Well that's what I want to say but instead what was there was a disgusting swamp filled to the brim with monsters. Well, that's a bit of an exaggeration, but there were still a lot ya know.
"Oh my- WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!"
{You are in Ydra swamp, A swamp in the east of Draila.}
"I- I MEAN THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT THANKS FOR THE INFORMATION I GUESS."
[Pff- Jeeez, calm down man, it's not that bad heh heh-]
"STOP LAUGHING YOU PIECE OF CRAP-"
[Oh I'm soooo sorry.]
"CUT IT WITH THAT CRAP, YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY NOT!!" I calmed myself and decided to ignore them. Immediately, I saw an oversized rat, probably a few meters long and a meter tall coming towards me.
"Okay, ew. Why does that disgrace to god even exist? I now know that my only purpose in life is to eradicate that disgusting rat and its gross kin."
I activated icicle blast and one of the icicles hit it point-blank in the face!
"HAHA! I HIT THE-"
{Damage dealt to enemy: 1 point of damage.}
I realized I spoke too soon as the icicle that did hit did absolutely no damage at all, well, besides a small scratch on its forehead and it getting way angrier.
"H-HAHA, YEP I'M NOT DEALING WITH THAT HELLSPAWN-" I, of course, ran away- I-I mean made a tactical retreat! I got pretty far away from where I was, I mean, I wasn't even in that weird swamp area anymore. Which was a big relief, the monsters looked pretty strong in there. Maybe the boss monster in there was a hydra or something... God, That'd be scary to go against.
Oh, The place I'm in right now is a forest, way less gross looking. I'd even go as far as to say it's pretty! ALSO, I've found myself next to a pretty big lake. I might have gotten a bit dirty from just being in that disgusting place, So I might as well take a dip.
I jump into the lake, not needing to take any clothes off as I wasn't wearing any-
WAIT A MINUTE! I've been fully naked this whole time! J-Jeez, If some human or elf saw me, they might think I'm a real weirdo... Alright then, my next course of action after this is to get myself some clothes! Or make them... Well, I'm not really a tailor so that could be ha-
My thoughts were cut off as I felt a sharp pain in my foot, like something with really sharp teethe bit me.
{Host has taken some damage, remaining health: 80%}
"O-OW-" I recoiled in pain, I mean it wasn't that bad but it still hurt like hell.
[I told you this would happen, You're such an idiot.]
"W-WHEN IN THE WORLD DID YOU SAY THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN?!"
[Like a minute ago. Wait were you seriously blocking out everything I said?]
"... No-"
[YOU WERE! WHAT THE HECK, BRO! DON'T JUST IGNORE ME LIKE THAT!]
"Alright sorryyy, you were being annoying!"
[Rude. Oh and you're about to be attacked again.]
"Eh?" I looked down and saw a pretty big fish that had sharper and bigger teeth than a piranha, like those teethe were huge!
I moved out of the way and it kinda just, jumped up out of the water onto the land.
"Oh."
[They're kinda stupid, aren't they?]
"Really stupid-"
It was trying to flop back into the water so I grabbed it from its back, Thankfully it wasn't able to bite me.
"Should I kill it? It's kinda pathetic honestly..."
[Yeah you should, You don't have an aquatic form yet.]
"Yeah, you're right." I activated Gluttony and it soon dissolved into nothing.
{New form, "Big fish", Has been added. It's skills, stats, and other attributes are now yours.}
"That's... That's a weird name..."
[Chapter 7, end.]
