Reincarnated as a Slime? (Rewrite)

---- -----, your resident shut-in! Lazy, unambitious, apathetic, all words that describe this terrible excuse for a person. While he's the type of person to only leave his cramped apartment only once a year or so, he finally leaves for a bit to get some food, however, life had different plans for him. Before he could even react, a car comes crashing towards him while crossing the street. Hardly able to even think properly, he hears a strange, almost robotic voice speak to him. Without another second to even contemplate what happened, he appears in a strange place, his sight, hearing, and sense of smell robbed of him. ___ Hey! I hope you do be wary if you decide to read this! The first fifteen to twenty chapters are incredibly old, like two years old! After that, it gets a bit better, but do make sure you know what you're getting into.