I’m a local what now!

Ok…what to do now?

"Any ideas Tanuki"?

Growl.

"Yea I expected as much" nodding my head I take a random stick and play with it, drawing circles on the ground while bullying the ants to satiate my god complex.

Sometimes life…is pretty fucking uneventful when it comes to thinks like this, especially when I'm in what can basically be considered ancient China with crackheads who snort anything imaginable to attain immortality.

Hold on….if I want to be the strongest, doesn't that mean that I have to be the most cracked, insane man…woman in this planet/universe/I don't fucking know/Kama-Mara help me.

"So…I guess the path of crack is a perilous task. To achieve it I have to be one with crack, nay be beyond the crack and enter the sphincter…wait no that's the ass"

I'm bored. Im genuinely bored, even if I know that I must train to survive, to attain what I want I can't help but be bored you know. This life…this world is so fucking boring.

Screw training and cultivating, I'll do it at my own pace.

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Two months has passed and due to utter boredom I reviewed multiple techniques that I learned from fiction to help me out.

Say for example the bottleneck that was grating on my nerves. Turns out that with enough practice I can suck out the vitality of a monster core, and like that me and Tanuki carefully hunted down the other tigers. With their monster core I managed to break through and enter a new realm… or is it level? Gonna have to ask the locals to be sure.

Anyway, with a new level all bodily attributes have gone up, especially my sense of hearing along with my sense of smell which proofed useful when hunting down animals. Other than that not much else has happened other than Tanuki gaining a new shade of color along with growing bigger.

Not in the fat way, just more grown up you could say. Actually I'm sure Tanuki is actually the descendant of Gluttony due to his unending appetite. How a Fly managed to get laid with a Tanuki I do not know.

Nay, I do not want to know.

"Tanuki, I'm bored" he stares at me before going back and chewing the bones of some younglings. "Is there anything else we can do? Cause at this point we're the undisputed rulers of this part of the forest…or maybe the entire forest" he ignores me and continues chowing down.

Crossing my legs I guide my fingers through my fluffy tail and contently sigh.

Let's see, should I go to civilization?

Looking at my naked self I dismiss the idea unless I can get some free clothes.

Walking towards a nearby running river to rinse my dirty fur, I take a look at myself. Petite in height, long silver hair that reaches my waist along with fox ears and tails that are colored white like snow.

When I first looked at myself I was mystified that someone like me could have such beauty, on one hand sure, my sex changed, but on the other hand I could now try how a girls body feels.

As for my name…mhmm, Tamamo doesn't seem right, something that…hmm, something what? What do I want to be called? What should be my new name?

Holding my head in annoyance, I begin to wonder how my parents ever named me if naming is this difficult.

"Hmm…Elysia?" I mutter while combing my fur as a coping mechanism.

Repeating the name I nod at how good it sounds.

"Then it's decided, from know on I shall be known as Elysia" without saying much I go back towards grooming my fur, except I feel oddly happy at having a name, an identity to confirm my form of existence.

Which is kinda sad in a way but oh well, it's a happy occasion that even Tanuki doesn't disturb me with his daily gluttonous growl.

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At this point I take it a month and a half has passed since my naming.

Cultivation has been running smoothly, food seems nice and it appears we're being worshiped as some local deity by the towns folk once an unlucky few managed to get near us and escaped to tell the tell.

Ah right that was two months ago wasn't it?

If you can't tell from my after thoughts then I assure you that I'm I'm slowly loosing track of time and the meaning of it is slipping my fingers if I wasn't mortal.

Oh right, I have some clothes now. All I had to do was tell them if they have some clothes I can use and wabam, they drop down to their knees and present me a huge amount of clothes.

It's nice having worshipers, but it lately seems that thunder clouds have started appearing.

Scrunching my face into a scowl as my fox ears twitch in annoyance from the loud thunder that's waiting to appear. Turning to where I heard a low growl I watch Tanuki use his paws to cover his ears in a perpetual scowl making me sigh in kinship as we truly are kindred souls that have weathered the worst this place has to offer.

I feel you buddy, I truly do. Turning my head upwards I stop cultivating and decide to watch with my enhanced eyesight at the townsfolk running around in worry as they think I'm the source of such things.

It's nice that they think I have such power over the world, but sadly I ain't even a divine being, much less anything really, I just happen to have power that surpasses the ones from this backwater place, also doesn't help that I'm probably the most beautiful women on this world.

On that note, I've yet to figure out what realm I'm in, mainly due to wanting to preserve a fake level of dignity and grace, yes I'm straight up lying just so I can continue to get free stuffs. Isn't that nice?

Right as I was about to groom my tail the winds slowly start picking up, messing up my delicately combed hair.

"Cmon Tanuki, it's time to enter our cave for shelter" it nods and we safely enter the place to weather such things, getting a Boulder that was near we lock ourselves off from the outside world and begun cultivating since there's nothing left to do.

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The storm has passed and it seems from what I hear a kid was born during the storm triggering some red flags for me.

"And her name is?" I ask one of the townsfolk who have come to give me my weekly offerings in hope to never cause such things.

"The mother's name is Li Ye, and the child's name is Li Wanyu" wow such name is grating on my nerves already.

"I see" if you can't tell I'm annoyed at how hard it is to get used to Chinese names, not that I have anything against them it's just that it's hard for my mind as my brain does not compute.

Of course I can hear and answer it perfectly but it doesn't make it less annoying to deal with…fuck it I'll probably get used to it the more I hear it.

As for the kid? I don't know what to do, all I know is that I and Tanuki got some free food so yay? Ah right, back towards cultivating I guess…mhmm I could really use something to calm my nerves.