17 Weird Dream

The wind rages on a cold night. A soldier is on his knees, bleeding and barely breathing... shivering, not from the cold wind but because of the figure standing on the black shadow-like mountain in front of him.

As that figure, no, as 'he' turns his head towards the last soldier alive he sees his own reflection in his trembling, desperate and horrified eyes.

'Yeah... this is how it should be... I'm nothing but a monster after all...' he thinks as he seemingly slowly draws in the air with his sword... moments later the head of the nameless soldier flies through the air followed by a gentle wind, his body drops to the ground... dead.

The man looks up at the night sky filled with countless stars, he slowly closes his eyes enjoying the cold night wind.

From up above an eagle looks down, all it sees for miles are hundreds of mountains of corpses... and in the center of everything a lone figure standing on the tallest mountain, face upwards towards the sky, eyes closed, his head is bleeding and his clothes are tattered, he holds a broken common iron sword in his hand.

The next moment the figure opens his eyes sharply towards the eagle, in the eyes of the eagle it is reflected behind the figure a pair of giant, black eyes, like an abyss staring at it, the eagle shrieks and disappears in a blow of blue smoke.

...

Thousands of miles away an old mage screams in agony, as the servants come to check they see the old man dead on the ground with bloody holes where his eyes used to be. As the blood slowly runs down on the mage's face towards the ground a 'plop' sound is heard followed by shrieks from some maids.

...

"Huh!?" Parcell exclaims as he wakes up, touching some soft things on both sides.

"huh? mhmnn, Master, what's wrong?" -Belle

"Kyaaa! pervert!" -Emilia

Author Note: CS1-SC

'Weird, what a weird dream' thinks Parcell while semi-unconsciously fondling with both hands.

"Mhmm, Maaaaaster" moans Belle

"Mhmm!? You! Baakaaa!" -Emilia screams while jumping back red as a tomato

"Oh, a tomato sprouted out of nowhere" smirks Parcell while looking at the shy Emilia, totally forgetting his oh so very important to the plot dream...

Author Note: *facepalm*

---Later that day

"Look, I'm sorry okay? It was just a touch anyway, we're even now" says parcell while in a particular painful 'crouching' position

"Even!? what do you mean even?! How can you possibly come up with such bullshit!?" -Emilia

"Huh? but when I carried you on my back your hands were awfully pla- ouch! OucH! I get it, I get it! I repent my queen!" -Parcell

"H-Hmph, that should teach you a lesson" the red tomato *cough* Emilia says trying to calm down

"Hmm, I don't think he's wrong though" smirks the little elf

"M-hum, I think Elfina-chan is right, Papa just returned the favor, I'm sure it was full of love!" -Amy

*Smirk*

"It was full of more than just lo- OUCH! I repent, I repent, oh Que-GUH!" -Parcell

"..." x3

'Ah, why did I dig my own pit, I must be- huh? wait... just what is this bad feeling, this ain't from just playing around with the girls... shit'

All of the sudden Parcell stands up looking very sharply upwards towards a very specific point in the sky surprising the girls including the still hitting red tomato ex-goddess

"W-what, did it actually hurt, I-I'm sor-"

"It's not that" says Parcell with a very rare serious tone

"huh?" Amy feels a small *pang* all of a sudden

"Papa, something bad is about to happen!" says Amy with a serious (yet still cute) expression

"I know" *frown*

"?!" x3

The three girls stare surprised and wide-eyed at the guy who almost just killed a dragon putting on a dead-serious expression, moments later they all take on fighting stances

"Where's the threat?!" explaims Emilia

"Should we fight or run, Parcell?" asks Elfina

"Master! Belle's ready to destroy the enemy!"

"...Papa, the feeling isn't coming from anywhere on this planet" -Amy

"Huh?" x4

"The feeling comes from... Papa's home planet" -Amy

"Master's home planet?!" -Belle

"Huh? what do you mean home planet?!" -Elfina

"...Your home... is it that 'she' is in danger, I can't imagine you feeling danger from all the way over there otherwise" -Emilia

"!!!" Parcell's eyes show panic for a sheer moment followed by a cold-ice terrifying glint, without a moment's hesitation he claws the empty space on his right

*Crack* the space creaks and cracks as a pitch black tear in space appears *diiing* only to break like a glass window moments later

*Puke* Parcell vomits a inordinate amount of blood that flies on the ground forming a puddle

"Papa!/Parcell!/Master!/Swindler!"

'Again, is it just my imagination or do I always hear a bad one mixed in there... must be my imagination' Parcell thinks as he falls on one knee further vomiting a smaller amount of blood

The girls jump to support him from all sides so he doesn't fall flat

"You goddamn IDIOT! BAKA! HOW COULD YOU TRY SOMETHING LIKE THAT!" -Emilia

'Hey I thought you were a god-, I mean goddess?'

"Papa" Amy looks worriedly at Parcell

"Baka, what did you do?" asks Elfina with gradually reddening watery eyes

"Master" Belle also looks at Parcell worriedly but knows he's not in any fatal danger through their contract

'Ah, shit, they look worried, the red tomato also looks reaaaally pissed besides worried'

"Cough, cough, shit, I guess it really is a tall task to try to connect em just with my currently pitiful amount of magic"

"YOU THINK?" -Emilia

"Haha...ha... sorry"

"sigh, it's fine as long as you're fine... how much mp do you have left?" -Emilia

"..."

"...Parcell?"

"...3...mi..."

"huh? 30? speak up, I can't hear you!" -Emilia

"...minus 30 million"

"..." x4

*swish* Parcell abruptly stands up

"Ah, wai-" x4

*plock* ...only to fall on his face moments later

"..." x4

"...goddammit" *BAM* Parcell hits the dirt creating a small hole in his frustration

'What should I do!? what should i fucking do!?! I have no freaking mana, can't recharge it in god knows how long... the feeling is getting worse, FUCK!'

"Amy" -Parcell

"Yes, Papa"

"...What are our options to get there as fast as possible?"

"...I can-"

"NO"

"But-"

"You can't, its restricted beyond this world's magic, and your Virtualization is currently limited"

"..."

"How about me?" -Emilia

"...Won't work" - Parcell

"Why?

"Fallen..."

"...then think of something"

'Think, think you idiot, think'

"Uhm, I'm not sure what's going on, but you need to basically create a portal to your 'home planet' right?" -Elfina

"Yeah" -Parcell

"Uhm, what if you try to open a portal to where you got the Ice Cream from and then go from that space?"

"...Brilliant!" -Parcell

"Re-really?" -Elfina

"No! But it gave me an idea!"

"...baka" -Elfina

"Emilia!" -Parcell

"Hai! I mean, what?!" -Emilia

"Knock on one of your sisters door! I hope they're in the middle of showering!" -Parcell

"Huuh!? How can you have those perverted thoughts at this moment! Perverted Demooon!" -Emilia

"Muwhahaha, that's right, I'm a perverted demon who's about to cross dimensions to get my paws-I mean save a little girl from the claws of evil!, MUWHAHAHA" -Parcell

*facepalm* "You..." -Emilia

"...He means get his paws on her, doesn't he?" Elfina sighs

"Papa..."

"Master..."

'Mhm, I can do it like this! just you wait morally questionable chap- I mean EVIL FORCES, I'll crush you to bits and pieces!'

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