10 X: First-month recap, the mighty discuss.

"Wow, this is interesting stuff, I'm always amazed at how people mess up every show, it's like they're trying to outdo each other," said a deep voice, it was a bearded old man with a patch over his left eye and a dignified aura around him that broke the next moment.

"But damn, what nice tits that reincarnate have!" said the old man, pointing to one of the screens that indiscreetly showed the private life of each of the reincarnates. 

And I don't know if it was because they looked alike, but another old man with blue hair, a beard, electric eyes, and a grin sat next to him and looked where the first old man was pointing.

"Come on Odin, we all know you like boobs because of one of your versions in the omniverse, the one who lives in that soft porn world with boob-loving dragons," the old man sneered, but not taking his eyes off the big-breasted reincarnator.

"Boobs are for babies, us real men love butts," a man behind them said in a mocking tone, looking at the two old men with disdain.

"Oh come on you little monkey, you were born from a stone, what do you know about being a baby," the blue-bearded man sneered...monkey, yes, he was sneering at Sun Wukong.

"Huh? What do you mean, Zeusbicth, didn't daddy teach you that real men should always go for the asses?" the monkey sneered again, this time waving his heavy stick, causing a storm that did not affect the two old men.

"Come on, we're already humans... mature beings, breasts, butts, thighs, armpits, feet, hands, hair, why discriminate? Isn't it better to just..." Odin finished his comment with an obscene hand gesture, which made his two companions laugh.

What's wrong, you ask? Well, "members" of many pantheons, factions, races, etc. often watch the show together, it's a time to relax and mingle.

They were gathered in what looked like a large auditorium, with food and drink served on tables for all tastes and colors, even, if you looked closely, you could see human souls for the beings enjoying these delicacies. 

Everyone was seated on various seats, thrones, chairs, carpets, you name it, watching the 10,000 giant screens floating around, although some of them... well, they were showing the final destiny of some of the reincarnates.

"Look at that idiot, he wanted to follow the typical anime trope and fall on that busty girl in the capital, too bad, she was the princess who had escaped for a cliché reason to explore the city, and well... those guards stabbed him. Too bad, he had a good 'golden finger', that's what they call it, right?" said a majestic man, he was 4 meters tall, had golden eyes, a face worthy of a gigachad, wearing golden armor whose two-headed eagle shield represented the Empire...HIS EMPIRE.

Another muscular man in golden armor, but shorter and with a dumb face, stood beside him and watched, disappointed as he felt the mocking looks of others around him.

"Oh God, he received the power of some of my weakened versions in the multiverse, and look, he thought that because he had the power of ME, SCANOR, he could do whatever he wanted... asshole, I'm going to pay for his soul to be thrown into the abyss, maybe Manus will like to do something with that... waste," said the man called Scanor, who felt his disappointment disappear, he didn't need to feel any emotion for such a foolish human. 

Elsewhere, a six-foot man, blond, with three points in his right ear, sharp fangs, and a dignified bearing, looked proudly at a screen.

"See, that guy got my powers from back then, I think they call him the DIO from part 3, he's doing well, don't you think, Jotaro?" obviously we see a superior DIO here, one who transcended, and the one he was talking to was Jotaro, another equal who transcended his universe, somehow they became friends, something like they always had similar powers had brought them closer.

"Yare Yare Daze... the one who had my powers was killed with poison, my God, did he not think that people would be afraid of him? I mean, he could have passed off his position as a telekinetic power, but he had to show off and attract hate," Jotaro said as he adjusted his cap, his neutral tone of voice tinged with annoyance, and that made DIO next to him laugh like crazy.

Elsewhere, the pair of Naruto and Sasuke were watching the Rinnegan guy on the screen, while Naruto was laughing like crazy at the misadventures of that stupid guy, Sasuke was just looking at the screen with... hatred.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA the worthy Rinnegan wielder now has to eat dirt!" sneered Naruto, making Sasuke's discomfort beside him grow even more. 

They were both versions of Naruto and Sasuke who, while not belonging to the same universe, had transcended in the same way, completing their Otsusuki lineage and then devouring the others of their kind as they sought more power, ending up transcending as they had now. 

Sasuke, tired of Naruto's laughter beside him, just got up and left, walking towards one of the versions of Kaguya that had ascended, because instead of being an idiot like many of his versions, he was smart and practically followed the path of the aforementioned versions of Naruto and Sasuke.

"That, look at that guy who got some eldritch power, he's doing well, isn't he?" too bad my mortal mind couldn't understand what I was seeing, I could only distinguish many eyes, and well, all of Lovecraft's mythology can be summed up in beings with many eyes and mouths, so...

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"That blonde is hot, should I add her to my harem? Said a certain boob-loving dragon boy as he sat at a table surrounded by hundreds, if not thousands, of women. 

Have you ever seen the first season of High School DxD? Well, all the women who are in it and have some relevance, added to the others in the future, were sitting there, not all of them were powerful, rather they were brought in to watch this show, and only a few were worthy of transcending on their own, but it was interesting, to say the least.

And who had spoken? Issei, of course, though this one looked stranger, more... macabre, if we could put a title on it. Many of the women seemed... strange, and hollow, and the few that were conscious were the powerful ones, who for some reason even I, the author of this novel, who somehow received this information, didn't know.

"Remember, Lord Referee forbids any interference except sponsorship, if she falls under the tail of one of your weaker versions, it will be HIS and not yours," Tiamat said, sitting next to him.

"Yes yes, the most powerful being of all that exists and will exist hates clowns like me, I know that" Issei was perverted, not stupid, at least this version wasn't he was the opposite of stupid, and so he just continued to enjoy the sight of Marie flirting with Seone, something we will deal with in the next chapter.

Not only does Issei see this transmission, as a beautiful woman, but somehow with features indistinguishable outside of a black hooded suit and skeletal hands, but somehow they were attractive and were looking at Seone with strange madness.

"Oh, this boy has an exquisite smell of death, not as heavy as Thanos', not as delicious and pungent as Deadpool's, but... it feels good," said Lady Death, her most powerful version.

So many gods, transcendents, cosmic horrors, and even, somehow, a blue cat with a round head, were enjoying what was happening on screen, picking their favorites and planning to patronize them if they showed promise.

And even Seone attracted the attention of some people, like a certain snake-bodied mother goddess of humanity, or a certain EMPEROR, or a strange solar system protector deity in a certain fucked-up multiverse. All are waiting to see how far this strange human will go.

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AN: Happy New Year! I'm happy to have this opportunity, I don't have many readers or people who comment on paragraphs or chapters, but I'm happy for those who enjoy my fic. So, Happy New Year, this will be a good year for you, believe it!

And, this is chapter ten, did you understand what kind of story this fic will be, right? There is humor, but also action, big-brain thinking, crazy things, and a lot of weird situations... enjoy! And, if you have time, maybe you can write a review? I don't ask for stones, just opinions, comments, ideas, thoughts... communication! And that's it, maybe in a few hours I will update the fic with another chapter, it will be a light +18, wink wink(?)