1 I: Damn it, I'm in a battle royal with other reincarnates.

"Damn, they're everywhere!" said a man running through some dark corridors, his heavy breathing and obvious nervousness indicating that he was running from something.

"Join us... enjoy the light," as the whisper of the wind, that voice, no, that loud, mixed cacophony of voices made the man quicken his pace.

"Why... did this have to happen, why did things turn out this way? And, why did the sun become so dark?" the man asked between gasps, he could barely hold himself together and well, he knew he couldn't run anymore, only then he decided to open one of the doors near him, taking care not to make too much noise.

Recently, a disturbing transmission took over every communication device, indicating that the sun had become dangerous, the slightest contact with the sunlight was dangerous. Those sending the message claimed to be members of the SCP.

Okay, this sounded like some pretty big conspiracy science fiction bullshit to him. Still, when he saw his girlfriend turn into a puddle of skin, flesh, and organs, grotesquely merging with her parents at the picnic that day, he knew humanity was screwed.

"When dawn breaks... who would believe that the sun would turn against mankind? No, against the very life it once allowed to flourish," whispered the man in the corner, crying as he checked himself for melting parts.

He was completely covered in cloth, barely able to breathe through so much wrapping, but that was all it took to become a puddle of himself and join in a bizarre orgy with half the city.

"This is the end, I guess. I lived a decent life, with the classic ups and downs, but hey, I didn't get hit by a truck or stabbed by a mugger. I can... end it all," still with tears in his eyes, he pulled a revolver from his back that he had found at the police station a few nights ago.

He put the gun to his forehead, but before he fired, he heard strange sounds that distracted him. He knew it was coming for him, but it would not give him the satisfaction of devouring him, it would end his life and preserve his individuality, and he would never accept the new "life" people now had.

A shot was heard and the splattering of brain matter on the walls, whatever was outside did not enter, as if it was only after this man's life, and somehow knowing that he had died, it lost interest.

...

"Leeeeeeeeeeeets gooooooooooo! How interesting the life of Participant 613, he found himself in an SCP Foundation universe whose end-of-the-world event was an exquisite SCP-001. Ohooho, I see some multiversal gods interested in him, like the Scarlet King, look at him, wanting to devour our contestant's soul.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA! What an interesting boy! If he were a Norse, I would personally take him to Valhalla!" shouted an old man with an eye patch, but another man beside him just looked contemptuous.

"Stupid mortal, you do not know how pleasurable it is to be merged with millions of people, one of my avatars tasted it, it was exquisite," said another old man with a blue beard and eyes like lightning.

"Oh no, tell me, Zeus, did you enjoy...?" said another figure, if you were knowledgeable, you would know that who was speaking was Daishinkan from Dragon Ball Super.

If you're as confused as I am, you'd better get a little explanation, right? 

The scene moved to a huge auditorium with thousands of seats filled with beings of immense power. Then there was a kind of arena in the middle where many people with strange faces were gathered looking at various screens of light floating in front of them. 

There was a large screen to show these powerful beings certain things, and it quickly showed the lives of the new contestants; well, it was quick for the humans watching, for these beings to see several decades of a mortal's life was shorter than a short movie on YouTube.

On a podium stood an announcer, the ultimate deity of all multiverses, omniverse, and whatnot—Lord Referee of the Medabots Robobattles.

"Well, that's all the participants. A good crop, no doubt, about 10,000 reincarnated humans, how cool is that? And with everyone present, we give way to... Reincarnation Battle Royal!"

The roar of so many powerful beings brought the weak humans to their knees, seeing so many powerful beings from mythology, fiction, and even some people's delusions amazed every human there. To see Thor elbowing Cthulhu while drinking beer or to see what appeared to be Big-G himself smoking a joint next to what appeared to be Buddha was shocking, to say the least.

"We are sponsored by Rick Sanchez Omniversal Enterprise, who created for us the continent where this instance of our acclaimed Battle Royal will take place.

The System Master was the one who recreated their bodies 100%, with their advantages and disadvantages, if you had cancer before you died, bad luck for you. 

Likewise, our dear Big-G created all the creatures, objects, and benefits you can get on the island. You have been given a bracelet with information and an assistant to help you on your first day.

Now... It's time to receive your Golden Fingers!" the referee announced, causing the crowd to cheer even louder.

Our protagonist, contestant 613, looked at his hands covered with dirty bandages, touched his right temple where he had been shot, and felt nothing, he was completely unharmed. He looked at the transparent screen and read the message presented to him.

[Click here to get your golden finger.]

613 looked around, noticing that some people were getting guns, others were getting tails, and one of them started screaming because he had gotten a pair of Rinnegans in a bottle. Then he raised his hand and clicked on the message, hoping to get lucky.

[You have received: Knowledge of Spin, its techniques, its uses, knowledge of how to make steel balls, how to access infinite rotation without a horse, and the projectile launching technique tailored for Spin].

He felt a terrible headache as all this information was crammed into his mind and burned into him. Then he smiled, he was a complete beginner, but he just had to concentrate on practicing and not learning, because he knew that Spin was broken. Even if he gained new skills in the future, they would all be based on spin, because he realized... 

"Everything spins."

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AN: Hey! You can give ideas for enemies, reincarnators, power development, etc!