The Most Shitty Cliched Origin

Previously On Dragon Bal---..shit wrong show or fanfiction?? I don't know but welcome back..

"WHAT THE FUCK" the young man looks at The UB with shocked and fearful expression on his face and ducks behind the chair crouching into a fetal position. The young woman recovers from her own shock and looks at the young man with an unimpressed expression and says " Stop overacting". The young man looks at her in disbelieve and says " I'm overacting??!!, we are going to be sent to a universe were some purple nutsack is going around spreading his sick but very efficient birth control plan!!"

The young woman looks at him unamused and says " That was not funny nor did it make sense" The young man stands up from his fetal position points a finger and glares at her saying " I'm panicking okay, so excuse me if my jokes don't land". The young woman makes a fake shocked and confused face and says " You have jokes??".

The young man just glares at her, while she has a smirk on her face. The young man after a few moments of glaring at her just scoffs and looks to The UB who was smiling viciously at his misfortune, "Go fuck yourself" the young man says to The UB. The UB just smiles even wider and says " Sorry I don't swing that way".

The young man sputters and glares at him " That's not wha--.."

The UB interrupts him with a wave of his hand says " Anyways this was fun and all but you have to fill in those papers, your new bodies in the Marvel Universe are currently aging the longer your here". The young woman looks at him slightly confused " What do you mean aging". The young man butts in saying " Don't wave me off yo--.."

The UB answers her question disregarding the annoyed young man " We kind of already made your bodies so, we just need to transfer your souls to the bodies". The young woman looks at him blankly and says " Why would you do that isn't that like dangerous or something and what is happening to the bodies right now".

The UB just shrugs "That's what the warning on the paper is for and to answer your second question, your body is currently 8 years old, you have 2 parents and a black cat and he" The UB points over to the young man that is currently sulking in the corner from being ignored "He is currently a 9 year old orphan". The young man looks up at that and with a irritated look on his face " Why the hell am I an orphan??" He says pointing his finger at The UB " Did you have something to do with that, you ass hole"

The UB just looks at him unbothered by his irritation and continues " I had nothing to do with it, we just created the bodies and that's how it turned out" He finishes shrugging his shoulders. The young man doesn't look convinced by his explanation and gets more irritated and randomly looks to the left wall " What kind of shitty cliched origin story is that." He sighs and looks back over to the other two who are at him confused and amused " Guess I'm part of the orphan squad with Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne"

The UB shakes his head and chuckles at the young man's antics " Anyway, You should start filling out those papers and get out of my office already"

The young woman looks at her partner " So what names are we going to pick and what wishes". The young man stops glaring at The UB and looks to the young woman with a thinking expression until a light bulb materializes above his head and smiles brightly at her and pulls her in to a huddle.

The young woman looks up at The UB from the huddle " Wait, won't we mess with the world and stuff if our names just randomly change??" The UB looks offended at her " We're not amateurs the names and surnames will change accordingly to whatever you wrote on the paper, it will be like as if that was always your names". The young woman nods in understanding and ducks back in to the mini two person huddle.

[ 69 Mins Later ] (A/N: Sorry I could not resist :) )

Name: Jason Rav

Surname: Todd

Gender: Male

Race: Human

Wish 1: Eidetic Memory

Wish 2: Polymath

Wish 3: Danger Intuition

Name: Felicia Eve

Surname: Hardy

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Wish 1: Probability Manipulation

Wish 2: Polymath

Wish 3: Combat Clairvoyance

The UB looks over the papers with a nonplussed expression at a loss for words, he looks over to the two and see the young man with a triumphant and cocky smirk on his face and the young woman looking at the man with an amused smirk on her face.

The UB puts the papers down "Are you sure, your okay with these wishes" The UB looks at the two strangely like they are some weirdos. The young man seeing his gaze " Oi, what's that face for. Yes we are sure". The UB looks at them still confused " You can wish for any power you want a-a-and you want these" The UB looks down at the paper with a perplexed expression "Polymath???... That's not even a power it just means your really really smart like level 10 intellect smart". The UB looks over to the young woman " At least you chose a real super power like Probability Manipulation, that's very Over Powered"

The young woman gasp in mock surprise and speaks in a sarcastic tone " I didn't know that at allll, I'm so glad I wrote it down" She looks at The UB with a smirk. The UB looks at her irritated " No need to be a bitch about it".

The UB looks back down at the papers for a few moments and shrugs, since it's not his problem if they die prematurely "Kind of like you in bed" The UB looks up unamused at the young man grinning at him. The UB just shakes his head done with the young mans taunts and jabs, and puts the two paper into a machine on the right sight of his desk.

The young woman looks at him as again sits in his chair and asks " So what now??". The UB just looks at her and as if remembering something snaps his fingers "The Other Being told me to give you this ability as a welcome gift of sorts". The two looked confused until the young man asks " What is it??" The UB just shrugs " It will protect your minds from every single being in the Marvel Universe". The two looked shocked with their mouths agape and just as the young man was about to open his mouth to say something, they both vanish from the room.

The UB looks at the two empty chairs in front of him, looks to the chair where the young man was sat in and snaps his fingers destroying it with deep scowl on his face "Little Fucking Shit". He slumps back in his chair opens his left bottom drawer and pulls out a bottle of space whiskey, opens the cap and takes one big gulp and sighs in satisfaction.

He looks back over to the destroyed chair and flips it the bird " I hope you step on a Lego".