1 Marvel World

I wake up and can't remember my name. All I know is that I died arguing with my friend saying which was better Marvel or DC. I was on Team Marvel. We began to argue when I see a truck. I push my friend out of the way. The truck slams into me and I die. As I am thinking this, a pair of snow white breast are smashed into my face. I look up and see a Japanese Woman and she is huge. No, she is not big I am tiny. What sort of sorcery is this? I look at her and look at my hand. I am light brown and she is snow white. She then holds up a picture. It has her and a man with dark brown skin in it. Wow, this is like fucking Rush Hour. Black and Asian people almost never get together.

???: Zen, I am your mom, Rei Shade and this is your dad Danny Shade. He died before you were born. He was a good man.

I guess I have been reincarnated. My name is Zen Shade. My new mom is breast feeding me when Ninjas attack. WHAT THE FUCK! WHY ARE THERE FUCKING NINJAS? I begin to cry. Yeah, I am going to fucking cry. Ninjas are attacking us. Even If I was a grown-up, I think I would cry.

Rei: Shhh… Zen, don't worry. I will make the bad people go away.

She puts me down in a bed and then she touches her necklace. It turns into a Black Katana.

Ninja: I can't believe you had a child with that outsider. You should be ashamed. The clan leader was your fiancé. I can't believe you're actually going to use Kurohime on us.

Rei: I did not want to marry him. I was forced to be his fiancé. Even though Danny was an outsider from our village, he was the first to treat me with any decency AND YOU FUCKERS KILLED HIM!

Who knew mom had such a back-story. Holy shit! These guys are dicks and what is with that weird black sword. The Ninjas attack. But, mom is faster and she begins slicing them away; cutting them like butter. Wow, is my mom a fucking ninja?

Rei: You know Kurohime can cut anything including space.

She cuts the air and disappears into a portal. She goes in and out slashing away at all the Ninjas. Note to self: Don't get on mom's Bad side. Didn't you like just have me? How do you have so much energy to commit mass murder? Mom, you're a badass.

Ninja: Now that you have done this, we will be forever after you and your little bastard.

That's not very nice. Mom didn't think so either because she slashes him and he falls to the ground. Then, she picks me up and she makes a call.

???: Hello.

Rei: Fury remember when I spared one of your men's life and quit the assassination game, you said you would owe me a favor. Well, I am cashing it in.

Did she just say Fury? Why does that sound so familiar? Nah, it couldn't be.

Fury: Fine. what do you need?

Rei: I need to get me and my son out of Japan as quickly as possible.

Fury: You had a kid?

Rei: Is that a problem?

Fury: No. I still have some pull with Shield. I will get the two of you out of there.

Wait! Did he say shield (Strategic Hazard Intervention Espionage Logistics Directorate)? So mom is TALKING TO NICK FUCKING FURY! Ok Zen, calm down. It's just a coincidence. A few hours later, two secret agent people show up. They take us on a plane and we leave ... what I think is Japan. Don't people usually get reincarnated in a magical world? So, why am I still on earth?

We make it out of Japan and the agents give my mom some papers. I think we are in New York because I see the Statue of Liberty. Then, I see something that should not be here, AVENGERS FUCKING TOWER!

Rei: Oh honey, you noticed the Avengers' Tower Museum. That is where all the heroes use to work fifteen years ago. The greats lived there. Captain America, Iron Man, the Hulk, even Thor. Why I am explaining this to a baby? You can't understand me.

HOLY SHIT! I DID REINCARNATE INTO A DIFFRENT WORLD. I REINCARNATED INTO THE MARVEL WORLD. Not only that, I came to this place fifteen years into the future. I see a man in an Iron suit fly buy.

Rei: Look, this is your first encounter with a superhero. That is the Iron Knight; son of Iron Man, Alex Stark.

Wow, it looks like my life is about to get a whole lot more interesting. I can't wait to explore it. Haaaah I yawn. I am getting kind of sleepy. I close my eyes and I fall asleep.

Fourteen years later

It has been fourteen years and I have learned a lot, Sword Technique Martial Arts, Medicine, Poison and Qui Control. Mom even gave me Kurohime. I keep her around my neck. Yes, I call my sword a her. She's very temperamental. I still live in New York. I use to want to be a super hero but not anymore. I see heroes fight all the time and it is a pain in the ass. I prefer to be chill. Maybe I will become a Merc one day.

Rei: Zen are you ready for school?

Zen: Yeah. I guess.

I am kind of an outsider. Maybe it's because I beat up a senior on my first day of class two weeks ago. Now, everyone is afraid of me. It is not like I am sad because I have no friends; okay, I am not. I go to Middleton High School where people avoid me like usual. After school, I decide to go get some dinner. I look in my wallet and see I need some more cash. So, I decide to go to the bank when I walk in on a robbery. FUCK ME!

Zen: I saw nothing. I am just going to go.

The villain lights his hand on fire. It looks like he is an arsonist, a fire starter. I can see he is a low class villain and I know I can take him.

Arsonist: GET IN HERE!

Zen: No.

Arsonist: I WILL KILL THEM. I SWEAR.

Zen: So.

Arsonist looks confused. I've learned being a hero is a pain in the ass. Do all the work; barely getting thanks. I like watching super heroes fight. I don't want to be one.

I see a little girl with puppy dog eyes looking at me Damn. I sigh inwardly.

Zen: Let's get this over with KUROHIME!

I touch my necklace and a black katana appears. Arsonist fires his fireballs at me. But, I slash them with my sword. Then I use Qui Control to speed up my movements. I slash him on the shoulder.

Zen: I had no intention of helping. You just had to bother me. Give me your wallet.

Arsonist: What?

Zen: You wasted my time. I want compensation. So, hand over your wallet.

Arsonist: Do you really thin.....AHHHHHH!

I stab my sword deeper into his shoulder. Having a mom that was a former assassin does change your way of thinking a little bit. Then, I hear something.

???: STOP VILLIAN!

I look over and see a girl with green eyes and blonde hair. She is wearing an Avengers' Academy uniform. Kids have been getting powers a lot lately. The Avengers founded a school to steer the new generation in becoming the next super heroes of tomorrow. I could get into Avengers' academy if I wanted to. But I don't want to be a hero. Wait, did she call me a villain.

???: Are you robbing this bank? Who knew villains could start so young.

Zen: Wait, I am not a ....

Ok this looks bad. I have my sword in Arsonist's shoulder and I am robbing him. Also, people are cowering in fear. Okay, I can see why she is calling me a villain. What can I say? I was raised by an assassin?

???: My name Is Leah Clark and as a member of the Avengers' Academy, I am taking you in to the police.

Zen: What if I say no?

Leah: Then, prepare for battle you villain!

Zen: What a pain.