El Jefe Comes for Christmas
Sei Pov
Sei: I CAN'T BELEIVE SOMEONE BESIDE ZEN SAW ME NAKED!
Hana: Technically you were not naked your panties were still on so I guess you can call that a win. Mine were already to my ankles.
Sei: THAT DOES NOT MAKE ME FEEL ANY BETTER!
I glare at her. This is all her fault making me get caught up in the moment. The both of us start putting on our clothes andthen we head down stairs. I see Zen on the couch he is glaring at the Mystery man. There is also another person she is a pregnant. They introduce themselves as Eddy and Guadalupe or Lupe Shade. I guess they are Zen's aunt and Uncle. I can't look Eddy in the eye. Hana is just acting like nothing happened. We both sit on opposite side of Zen.
Reiko: Now that everyone is here you want to explain to me how you got involved with the Salvadorian Eddy. Were you dealing again.
Eddy: No, I do not deal drugs anymore.
Hana: You're a drug dealer
Eddy: Former Drug dealer. beside I sold stuff like morphine and penaceline. I did not touch the recreation drugs like Heroin and Cocaine. Those are gateway drugs
Reiko: Gateway my ass that is the fucking finish line. What could be worse than that.
Eddy: Oh, you have no idea. Anyway, I am not a drug dealer anymore I am an Arms dealer. You always said I need to find a job I am passionate about and I am passionate about guns.
Reiko: NOT WHAT I MENT!
Lupe: It is not Eddy fault. The reason why he got involved with the Salvadorians was because of me.
Lupe begins to tell her story. Her father owned a clinic and her mother was a school teacher. They did not live a rich life but they were happy. That is until Junior Rojas also known as El Jefe came to Argentina. El Jefe fell in love with Lupe at first sight and took her away. Her parents tried to stop them but they were gunned down in front of her. Lucky for her El Jefe did not want to take her by force but he wanted her to love him and only him. So, he locked her up in his mansion.
That is where she met Eddy. El Jefe was Eddy customer, but he stiffs him on the bill and we all know how Zen's family hate people owing them money. While he was sneaking in he met Lupe. He decided he was going to ransom her back to El Jefe so he could get his money, so what does he do kidnap her of course.. Over the course of several weeks they went from hate to love. I guess that is Stockholm Syndrome as its finest. When it was time for the drop. Eddy did something nobody thought he would do he chose the girl over money. He fought with el Jefe and manage to escape. That very night they had a night of passion. Which explains why Lupe is pregnant. Eddy went back to Argentina with Lupe and they got married. She also found out she was pregnant. El Jefe could never forget Lupe so he tracked her back to Argentina. With Lupe pregnant all they could do was run.
Eddy: Paco said that El Jefe looked me up he knows about you two so I know he was coming here so I had to get here first.
Zen: So basically you stole his girl and he is pissed
Eddy: She was never his so I did not steal I liberated.
Zen Mom gets a message from Tsukuyomi, When someone is contracted to a demon or a celestial beast. They can send a mental messages back and forth.
Reiko: Looks like they are coming
Lupe: They are not the only thing coming my water just broke
Everyone: WHAT !
Eddy: WHY NOW !
Lupe: TELL THEM THAT !
Eddy: REIKO YOU WILL HAVE TO DELIVER THE BABIES !
Reiko: WHAT WHY ME !
Eddy: YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE OF US THAT HAS HAD A CHILD BEFORE !
Reiko: I WAS ON THE OPPOSITE END I WAS PITCHING NOT CATHCHING ALL I HAD TO DO WAS PUSH !
Zen: I am going to go deal with the cartel
Eddy: I will go join you.
YOU TWO COWARDS ! Those two are saying they are going to deal with the cartel but they just don't know how to handle the pressure. Hana tries to sneak out but I grab her by the hair.
Sei: YOUR NOT SNEAKING OUT ON ME TOO!
Hana : ow ow ow Ok I will stay.
Hana gets on the internet to tells us how to deliver babies. She tells us to get some hot water and some towels. We move Lupe to the guest bed. She starts squeezing my hand. Ow it hurts
Lupe: AHHHHHHHHH !
Reiko: Let this be a lesson to the two of you never do the deed without a condom or you two being on the pill. even though it feels really good now it is going to hurt like hell later. beside I do not want to be a grandmother yet.
Sei and Hana: SHE KNOWS !
Reiko: Of course, I know. I know everything that goes on in my house that includes what my son is doing behind a locked door with two girls.
Hana and Sei:.......
Lupe: I know your trying teach them a life lesson and give them a education in sex but couldn't that wait I don't know when I AM DONE GIVING BIRTH AAAA OH GOOOOD FUCCCK !
Hana, Sei, and Reiko: SORRY !
Sei: I think I rather fight the Cartel
Zen Pov
Zen: I am so glad i got out of there I can still her screaming. Shouldn't you be in there she is your wife after all.
Eddy: I have to deal with the Cartel first.
Zen: Whatever you say
Eddy: Zen This is my fight I don't want you to interfere with it the most I will ask you is to make some cover fire. Think you can do it.
Zen: I can but are you sure you don't want any help.
Eddy: I have learned a few new trick since you last saw me,
He raises his hand and I see a Green bull tattoo on his hand. It looks like he has contracted with a demon since the last time I saw him. I scale my house and go up on the roof, this is a great sniper perch. Then I turn Shiroyuki into a Brewington .50 sniper Rifle. Now all I have to do is wait for his signal. several black cars pull up a group of men come out they must be the Salvadorian. A man steps out he looks in his thirties tan skin black hair with a tear drop tattoo. You must be wondering why our neighbors are not calling the police. That is because they are used to it. When we moved in things started to go boom around the neighborhood now they don't even flinch anymore which is better for us.
El Jefe: So Shade I guess you were expecting us.
Eddy: You could say that.
El Jefe: Give me one good reason why me and my boys don't smoke your ass and everyone in there right now. if I can't have Lupe than no one can.
Eddy: I challenge you to a one on one fight. We did never get to finish our last fight back in Argentina. Your more skilled than most of the mutants I have fought
El Jefe: Or I could just kill you GET HIM BOYS !
They all have their guns raised. Eddy gives me the signal and I fire. One of the man head explodes and brains fall on the pavement. I am not cleaning that up. I fire rapids shots and they all duck for cover.
Eddy: Oh, I like you to meet my nephew Zen. He is young but he has got a hell of a shot. Challenge me duel If I win you will leave and you will never come in front of me or Lupe again.
El Jefe: If I win I want your head.
Eddy: Fine TORQUE FUSION !
Eddy Bull tattoo glows he now covered in armor like a paladin or a knight. His helmet has horns. A basket of guns on his back and two on his side. He is packing some serious heat.
El Jefe: Look like the War Bull has been unlashed EVERYONE GET BACK REMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME !
The fight starts and out of know where Uncle Eddy conjure Mac 10's he shoots them on auto mode El Jefe is quick he jumps behind a car and flips it over to make a shield. Not only is he fast he is also strong.
Eddy: Your power to control your Adrenaline is impressive as always
El Jefe: THERE IS REASON I AM CALLED EL JEFE GREAT THROW !
El Jefe stops defending and throws the car at Eddy
Eddy: RPG !
Metal dust forms a rocket launcher and he blows up the car before he can get close. El Jefe takes out knives and use adrenaline to increase his speed and strength. Eddy is strong but he lot slower than El Jefe so he deiced to take the hits.
El Jefe: YOU DON'T DESERVE LUPE ! YOUR FAMILY SHOULD BE MINE !
Eddy: I KNOW I DON'T I AM A HORRIBLE PERSON, BUR SHE MAKES ME WANT TO BE A BETTER PERSON AND I AM NOT GOING TO LET YOU TOUCH ANY MEMBER OF MY FAMILY SPIKE CLUB!
Eddy makes a giant bat full of spike than he swings and hit him like a baseball. El Jefe is now covered in blood. He stands up slowly
Eddy: ROCKET PUNCH!
HOLY SHIT A ROCKET PUNCH! His gauntlet comes off an it punches El Jefe in the face sending him flying into one of his cars. It looks like he is down for the count
Eddy: Merry Christmas you sick son of a bitch. Oh, and happy new year. Unless you don't want to be pumped full of lead SCRAM!
The Salvadorians take their boss and run with their tail between their legs. Eddy unfused with Torque and I jump off the roof. We both enter the house because we here two babies crying. We see two kids in Lupe's arm the first born was a girl name Elaina and the boy is named Diego. They were named after Lupe deceased parents.
Lupe: I am never doing that again. What about El Jefe.
Eddy: He wishes us the best.
Reiko: You kicked his ass
Eddy: I kicked his ass
Reiko: don't just stand there go over and holds your kids.
Wow this is nice.
Reiko: Oh, Zen I don't want to be grandmother for a while.
Zen: You know
Sei and Hana: She knows
I guess my dream just got a little bit harder.