Chapter One - God? Author? Fuck them!

How did I fall so much?

I think it all started when I turned six. It was the first time I met him, the Marvel Universe.

I quickly became addicted to the whole franchise, ah how I loved the smell of new HQ, but I must say that although many disagree, I always liked more the animations and the movies.

But in the end it became my curse, well you already know, right? After all, you must have read the sipose. Oh, yes, I forgot to mention that. The dead seemingly break the fourth wall, I do not know and a strange kind of feeling.

Oh, for God's sake. Author, they have tired of these repeated presentations, let's go to that white room where I will reincarnate.

* Author: "Okay, okay, I was already bored, come on."

And as I said, the body of our MC went to that old white room already known.

Seriously? All right, all right. Let's continue with this cliché. To help I'll even make myself misunderstood.

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* Jonathan POV *

I just woke up here, in this white room, in front of me was a being that I thought was God, or some being beyond my comprehension.

"Your sick NEET! Let's get on with it, I want to go back to sleep, I know you already know what I'm going to say so let's get this over with." This maniac wants to use you to amuse other beings, " - God said.

* Author: Old boring, boring mouth.

Lightning strikes magically at the ass of God. *

"Oh, son of a bitch," - God shouted.

* Author: What? *

"No, nothing, sir." - God said, respectfully and with so much fear that almost pisses in the pants.

* Author: Well, now let's continue with this. *

To say that I was confused is the minimum (I want an Oscar for one of the worst / best acts of the millennium), but I kept my mouth shut when God's eyes turned to me.

"Okay, oh, you sick NEET, I'll give you three wishes, speak soon before I change my mind (as if you could)."

I thought a little (Idiot) before asking.

"Lika a wish, can I choose where to reincarnate?" - I asked with my eyes boiling with greed.

"Oh, shut up, look here, you know you're going to reincarnate in the MCU. Look, I understand it's for fun, but I'm sleepy, so can you get on with it?" - God shouted, still resentful of having to wake up and come help this fic.

"Okay, okay, I always thought about what it would be like to stay with some Marvel beauty ... I know, God, I want to be extremely handsome in my next life." - He said excitedly.

"You're a pervert, but okay, your wish will be granted." - Said God, yawning.

"Let's see, let's see, I've always wanted to know how and to be OP, God I want a system like the various cliches that already exist."

"Easy and predictable, but done, now come on, this and your last wish, and everyone should already be bored with it, so get it over with."

"Okay, okay (it's not my fault if this author is slow.)"

* Author: What boy? *

(Ah, shut your idiot teenage mouth, you need me for this story, so I know you will not do anything to me.)

* Author: Are you thinking who and who boy? You will see me with you, you are my creation! *

"Alright, my last wish is ..."

"It was bad kid, but you're already going, the maniac has changed his mind and you're going to be born, goodbye and good luck." - As he spoke, a black vortex appeared and began to pull me into it.

"No! Wait! My wish!!!..." - And those were his last words before disappearing into the hole

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* God POV *

"Poor soul..."

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Hey guys, what do you think? If you're wondering about the system, I can only say, it's top secret, and no, it will not be very OP, or maybe yes, it depends on my mood. Look, I'm not going to ruin his life too much, because basically I live his life too, but if he's thinking about having a harem, he's ruined everything, he'll have a beauty that I've prepared, who will it be? Goodbye and see you in the next chapter.