1 Reborn.

I wake up, I can't remember my name but I have some vague memories. I was arguing with my friend about what was better, DC or Marvel. I was on team Marvel. A truck was coming towards us, if we never had that argument we wouldn't be here. My life was good though, it ended short when I saved my friend. But, I'm alive?

My eyes finally opened up, Snow White beautiful breasts are in my face, there so big. Is this, heaven? Above me is a Japanese woman so big. No, I'm small.

"Zen, I'm your mommy, Rei Shade. And this is your daddy Danny Shade, though you'll never meet him, he died before you were born, he was such a good man." My mother reminisced about old times, at least that's what it seemed like.

Reincarnation, a Buddhist belief and every light novel readers dream. I never expected it to happen to me, but. There's no system I don't have anything special? It's weird I suppose.

I'm being breast fed, it's so weird, but tastes so good. Perhaps it's my baby body? Ninjas broke inside. NINJAS? Why are there ninjas?! I started to cry, I didn't wanna die again!

"Shh, Zen. Don't worry mommy will make all the bad people go away."

She puts me onto a bed and touches her necklace, it turns into a black katana, so cool.

"I can't believe you had a child with that outsider! You've dishonored the clan. The clan leader was your fiancé, I can't believe you're actually going to use Kurohime on us."

"I did not want to be his fiancé! Even though Danny was an outsider he was the first person to treat me with any decency and you, you fuckers." She gripped her fist. "You fuckers killed him!"

I could almost feel the heat of her rage, emotions producing heat?

I never knew mom had such a backstory, but holy fuck these guys are dicks! Weird sword, all black. The ninjas attacked but mom is so much faster! She begins slicing and dicing them like onions, they were cut like like butter!

"You know, Kurohime can cut anything encluding space."

Mama, cuts the air and disappears into a portal. Going in, she begins slashing at all those ninjas.

Note to self. Do not get on her bad side. Wait, didn't she like just give birth? So cool.

"Now that you have done this we will forever chase you and your brat!"

Mom glares at him and slashes him down to a worthless slab of meat. Hah! That's what you get for messing with my mom.

Mother, picks me up and makes a call.

"Hello?"

"Fury, remember when I spared one of your guys and quit the assasination game? You said you owed me a favor. I'm cashing that in now."

You could audibly hear a sigh from Fury. "Fine, what do you need?"

"I need you to get me and my son out of Japan."

"You had a kid?"

"Problem?"

"No no, I still have some pull with shield, I'll get the two of you out of there."

Shield? Fury? Is this, the, Marvel universe. No, no! That's impossible!

Shouldn't I be in a magical world with a system and magical sword fighting dragons and having a harem? Why am I still on earth?

Secret agents came a few hours later, they take us on a plane and take us out of Japan.

We make it out of Japan and some agents give us some papers. I think we are in New York, there's the Statue of Liberty, and. Well, that should not be there. That's the, the. Avengers tower!

I've been reincarnated into the avengers world?!

"Honey that's the Avengers tower museum that's where all the heroes use to work fifteen years ago. They go whoosh! And save you from a burning building." She moves her hand through the air and tickles me. I laughed and I'm not proud I laughed.

A man in a suit of armor flies by.

"That's Iron Knight, Tony Stark's son."

I feel like, I'm going to love this world.

14 years later.

14 years since that day the day I was reborn, I'm not even sure why I'm thinking about it now. I learned martial arts qui control sword technique medicine and poison. Mama, even gave me Kurohime. I keep her around my neck. Yes, alright, I call my sword a her. She's very temperamental. I still live in New York. I use to wanna be a hero but not anymore, you see them fight all the time pain in my ass. I prefer to be chill, maybe I'll be a Merc someday.

"Zen, get ready for school!"

"Already ready mom!"

What? Yes I'm a mamas boy! I don't even have a father what did you expect?

I'm kind of an outsider, beat up a senior on the first day. Now, everyone's afraid of me! I look in my wallet and I swear to god I saw a fly fly out, I need some cash. I decide to go to a bank, can't just ask someone for money. And of course a robbery is going on, I walked right into it!

"Saw nothing, just gonna go."

The villain lights his hand on fire, looks like an arsonist. Low grade villain.

"Get in here!"

"No."

"I'll kill them I swear!"

"And?"

He looks confused, being a heroes a pain in the ass. Do all the work and don't get thanks, or paid! Watching them fight is fun though, not fun to be one though.

A little girl was in there, ah I just can't resist those eyes.

"Let's get this over with, Kurohime!"

I touch my necklace and a black katana appears. Arsonist fires fireballs at me, I just cut them in two. I use qui control to speed up my movements. And slash his shoulder.

"I didn't want to help, but you just had to annoy me! Give me your wallet."

"What?"

"You wasted my time, I want compensation, give me your wallet."

"Hah! So you really think I'll give you my- AHHHH!"

I stab my sword deeper into his shoulder, like a knife through butter. Having a really rad assaying mom does change you.

"Stop villain!"

I look over to see a girl with green eyes and blonde hair she wears the avengers academy uniform. Kids have been getting powers lately. The avengers founded a school to steer the generation into becoming a super hero. If I tried I could get in but, I really don't wanna new super hero.

"Are you robbing this bank? Never knew villains could start so young."

"No no! I'm not, actually the man who has my sword in his shoulder is, I came to get some cash but he wanted to be a pain in my ass so here we are."

Common sense exists, I kick over the arsonist and take his wallet. I really so hope I can just get out of here.