God: so what is your choose Luke
Luke: how did u know my name is Luke are u a stalker
God: iam god u idiot i know everything about u now get your s.h.i.t together and make your chooses before I your send your a.s.s to hell for pissing me off
Luke: ok ok I will so my first wish is to be a mutated version of frieza and be his younger brother with BP of a billlion in my final form but but I want to unlock my forms instead of being able to use them right off the back
ok my second wish is I want unlimted stamina and high duriablity
third wish is extreme intelligents and fast brain processing like like a ultimated super computer
fourth wish is I want a system a Ultimate DragonBall Universe System with with a female entity that can help me with anything and has her own personality
fifth a tablet I can use to customize anything and clean anything
and for my sixth wish I want the ability to be able fused different things together without restriction including skills and abilities
my seventh wish to send all Truck-Samas to hell forever
and the last three wishes I want to keep till to a later date and I want a mate who is from the Majin buu race but not created from Majin buu but entire entity by herself and look like 21 when in her buu form and have her own transformation and have babies like a human female and can get stronger the longer she fights
ok that's it I am ready
God: ok u done you want to pull something else out of your a.s.s or is that it
Luke: yes u (Old B.a.s.tard)
God: u say something b.i.t.c.h a.s.s h.o.e I will send straight to hell try me
Luke: 0o0
God: I thought so well bye
Luke: what I ha...
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Luke: seriously is this UDBU system bugged or something come on
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Luke: finally
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???: hey don't say that about me fool
Luke: who said that
UDBU: this is the system u idiot why are u so dense
Luke: can we get started yet already
UDBU: already done u are being born right now
Luke: wait what......