3 Plans for the future....

...The Twilight Saga. Yes that one. With the shining vampires and cuck werewolves. Where the protagonist is less personable than a slice of plain white bread.

But... it sold a hell of a lot of copies. And lots if sales means lots of moolah. That sweet sweet green baby!

Then I'd write the John Wick Trilogy and the show How I Met Your Mother among others.

Next, I needed a way to get access to Nen without being noticed by anyone. And I needed to do it before the official canon timeline begins in a couple of years. For that I need to open my aura nodes.

Now I know that many others in my position would choose to open them by themselves as that would be the stealthiest way of doing it. But I am a big fat blunderbuss and wouldn't trust myself not to cripple me forever. I need to get it done by a Nen user, preferably an enhancer just to be sure. Why an enhancer? That's because of two reasons. Firstly, to prevent any nen curses or manipulation nen users from controlling me. If the person is an enhancer, they are unlikely to have any abilities that could control me or curse me.

Secondly, if I got hurt, their enhancement aura could be used to administer at least basic medical care, thus reducing my chances of becoming a cripple.

Now what's left was to determine who I could use to open my aura nodes without being recorded or known.

Preferably someone that would die in canon.

So... an enhancer that would die in canon and was unlikely to either investigate me or incapable of looking into my identity.

To my knowledge, there was only one character like that in canon - Kastro from the Heaven's Arena arc.

He was an enhancer with a stupid honor code who was incapable of0 and unwilling to investigate my background or identity due to his obsession with Hisoka, which would eventually culminate in his death at the hands of the namesake. Just the perfect guy to use for my purposes.

Now I just needed to wait for him to be initiated into nen by Hisoka and then I'd look into his match schedule and approach him with an offer of information on Hisoka's hatsu. He'd be hooked in no time.

That settled, next I would need to make sure to kill all threats to my existence. I had experienced death, rebirth and the horrors of being a baby twice already. I had no intention of experiencing it all over again. I was going to become immortal. And coincidentally, in this world there existed a cure for senescence. The immortality elixir, nitro rice.

Unfortunately, it was on the dark continent and I had no methods of currently acquiring it. I had to wait for the dark continent arc or risk a journey on my own, which I wouldn't do.

And that's where these threats come into the picture. The dark continent was a banana fudge of a mess already. I couldn't risk allowing dangerous existences like the Phantom Troupe or Tsiedrich Huo Guo Guo get into the dark continent along with me and jeopardizing my chances of survival. No. I need to deal with them before arriving at the destination. Preferably even before that.

Ideally, I would also like to remove Beyond Netero as well but he is a crucial key to traversing the no man's land to Satan's moist asscrack, so he has to be kept alive just so long as he is of use.

And coming to the expedition, I wouldn't be able to complete it without a crew of loyal meat shields... I mean companions. Yes. Companions. I would need to assemble a crew of skilled Nen users, preferably trained by me, to act as bodyguards and safety belts in case things go south.

Once I was done planning, I wrote down the plan and my knowledge of the timeline and canon plot on a word editor file on the library computer and hid it among the system files in a zipped folder locked with a password. This was the early years of the internet and the librarian was a boomer lady who couldn't tell apart a calculator from a computer. I was reliably certain that my plans were safe and out of reach of anyone, as I exited the library and ran out to the forest to train my body for the future.