Final Request
[W-wait! Goddess-sama!]
I begged Silica to stop.
[Hmm...? The last resistance from a weakling...]
A weakling...?
Me?
How could that be possible!
I have the highest status one can ever get!
No one can beat me in any way!
Kukuku...
I should try my new found powers on this self-proclaimed Goddess.
If I Remember Correctly there was a SSS-Rank magic...
What is it called again...?
Ca...
AH!
That's it!
Kukuku...
Kneel before me! You useless goddess!
[Catastrophe!]
What do you think about that!
Catastrophe is an SSS rank magic that only the Evil God can use!
If used correctly this magic can even blow up the entire planet!
Well, That was what my <<World Dictionary>> said, so it's probably true, Probably.
Now!!!
Tremble in fear!
[...]
Tte! It's not working!!!
Why?!
Is it because I didn't say it's activation chant?
That's impossible! I, The Strongest will never forget to put the <<Chantless>> skill on my status!
[There is no way the magic <<Catastrophe>> will activate because you still haven't been transported to the other world, and besides, only skills can be activated here]
Gufaw...!
I felt like someone just punched me in the gut...
How stupid of me...
Is this how I'm gonna die...? Again?
But before that...
[Hey, Goddess...]
I decided to make a final request...
[Hoh? Any last words?]
The beautiful goddess looked at me as if she was looking at a piece of trash...
Ahhh~, Those eyes looking at like I am a-
tte! What the hell!
Why the hell am I feeling good from being looked at like I am a piece of trash!?
Let's check...
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<<Masochist>>
Type: Passive Skill
Description:
Taking pleasure from pain, you are the perfect decoy!
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F!@#
Why do I have this sh*t?!
AHH!!!
*Sigh* it looks like having every single stupid skill in existence isn't a good thing...
I also have the ones with bad effects like weakness to water, light, etc.
It looks like I'll have to seal the useless skills!
That is!
If I survive!
However...
It looks like I'm going to die...
So I'm going to say my request now...
[Goddess! My last request is that...!]
I'm gonna say it now...
[Is that...?]
I'm going to say it!
[I want you to help me!]
Here it comes!
[You want me to help you with...?]
I am ready!
[I want you to help me to lose my virginity!]
I said with a straight face
[Anyone is fine as long as they are beautiful! Oh! and I want them to be a virgin like I do! and if possible a Cat Person, A Dog Person or the best Elven ladies!]
I started to shamelessly state my preferences.
and I said 'them'... Because...
I want to lose my virginity with me being the only male and at least 5 females!
[...]
Ahhh~! Father, Mother, I-I'm going to graduate... and I will also leave the Virgin Club and join the Non-Virgin Club soon...
[Yosh! I am ready Godde-!]
Just when my dragon was about to rise the goddess suddenly punched me in the gut...
Iyaaaa~~~!!!
It feels so good~~~