Pov: Mcdonalds employee

Another Average day at this shitty job, well, the job pays surprisingly well, so it's not all so bad I guess, and at least it helped me get used to talking with the humans that show up more and more often recently.

I myself am a Vukrol, a mix between what humans call a 'bird' and an 'ape.'

Speaking of which, the place is as full as always, with some aliens trying out, 'traditional human food' which is hilarious.

Well, the firm has been around even before the great collapse, the first Emperor apparently liked it and rebuilt it from the ground up, so it could be called traditional food at this point.

"Oy Bruck! Get your ass here right fucking now!" My human boss shouted at me from the back.

'Great. What did I do? He's a nice guy usually...' When I get to his office, he silently shows me the screen and seriously asks, "Are you seeing this too or should I call my doctor?"

On the screen is a massive fleet, the Royal fleet to be exact, which would be interesting but nothing so important for them, that is, if they weren't approaching us, and fast.

"That has to be a mistake! Why would they show up here, The hell did you do!" I completely forgot any idea of 'politeness' and who the hell cares!? That's THE MAIN FLEET! The one the Emperor personally commands, and the one which commands all the others!

"I DON'T KNOW! I thought I was fucking drugged when I saw this!" He looked at the screen and his face palled, "Okay! Shut up. They wanna talk!" I shut my mouth so fast, it might have defied the laws of the universe for a second.

"Greetings your majesty!" He bowed, "May I humbly ask what you require of us?"

"Yes, be at ease as well, I and my men are on our way back home and we wanna get some fast food, and some alcohol too of course!"

"Yes, that is no problem, we should have enough space here to accommodate you all." By god, we are lucky we are one of the main branches of the firm, we might have to kick out some other quests in the worst case, but probably not.

"Good! I believe you don't have alcohol on the ready though, since you don't serve it, but don't worry, I can cover that."

"Thank you, your majesty, for your consideration."

"Think nothing of it, now go get everything ready, my men are starving!"

The connection cut off, and my boss sat there for a good minute before he took a microphone and made an announcement to all the staff.

"Okay, to all staff, please prepare as much food as you can, the Imperial Fleet and his majesty himself are going to arrive in about an hour."

Needless to say, things got pretty hectic after that, everyone freaked out and asked if it wasn't a joke, to which he simply showed his screen, and by god, their expressions looked amazing.

The guests also heard it and muttered and talked amongst themselves about it.

We had to bring out some older chairs and tables and asked the current guests to use those, which they accepted considering not doing so would be like calling themselves more important than the Emperor and his army.

While we were doing this, the boss contacted the upper management and then was directed straight to the CEO, who gave him unlimited funds and authority for a while to ensure his majesty is satisfied.

Soon, the fleet arrived, and the soldiers walked down, his majesty leading them while laughing with some of them about something hilarious.

"Oh, They probably shat themselves!" a soldier yelled out barely loud enough for him to hear, and he immediately got the picture.

And he had to agree, he would laugh at his fellow workers too. If he wasn't one of them.

Anyways, after that, his majesty and his army entered the multi-story fast food joint and sat down on the second, third, and fourth floors, completely filling them.

Then they proceeded to eat enough food to completely empty all our stocks, which were being actively re-filled by 3D printing AND also being ordered from the outside world.

Just how much can they eat?! OH! And don't even get me started about the alcohol!

These... CREATURES are on another level! They got absolutely smashed, and still, somehow maintain some form of control over themselves, Jesus Christ! As the humans would say.

Eventually, and I don't even know when they offered some beer to an employee and the other guests.

They said that they can't drink, but then the Emperor said, and I quote: "You scared about the law? BICH! I AM THE LAW!" And his men laughed so fucking hard, I thought they might suffocate.

Which was fair enough, that was pretty funny, and so, this turned inot the greatest motherfucking party I have ever had the honor of partaking in, and I think some of the men and women even hook up.

To his credit, the Emperor did ensure no one went too wild and those who felt uncomfortable drinking didn't have to, despite his drunk state, so they served the machines and made the food.

Also, no soldier ever put pressure on the human females, or anyone in general, and those who did hook up, the Emperor ensured were not forced beforehand.

Anyways, the Emperor and his son were fucking WILD! As the madman jumped from the fourth floor to the ground without his power armor! AND LIVED! What a fucking chad.

His son did something just as cool! After his father said he would say, "The embarasing thing" first thing when he got home.

The prince then told his father to get to the lowest floor, and watch, which he did.

He then did the same as his father did but did some tricks as well, and when he got low enough, he jumped off a wall and hit his father straight in the chest.

He budged and let out an "Oof" and thats it.

"BOY! ...That was so fucking deserved I ain't even mad!" He laughed.

After being hit by a punch at that velocity, he budged and laughed, and none of the soldiers even blinked.

IS THAT MAN HUMAN?! That should be impossible for any race right?! Is there some kind of witchcraft here?

One of the soldiers saw my confused expression and spoke to me.

"You should be happy you aren't in the military, he does significantly crazier shit on the front line, like ripping an alien three times his size in half and..." Yeah, he apparently does this a lot.

You know what? I think I made the right decision when risking my life and coming here.

There is no way someone THAT crazy is going to lose.